Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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  • October 03, 2012

    | October 03, 2012
    "Lots of these politicians fly around with Secret Service and Air Force One and all that. Then they step down and all of a sudden they're flying first class on a commercial plane. I don't do that. I have a private plane. But I fly commercial when I go to environmental conferences."
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • October 02, 2012

    | October 02, 2012
    "It would take me too long to go through the math."
    Paul Ryan, on why he can't explain which loopholes would be closed to pay for the proposed Romney-Ryan 20% tax cut
  • October 01, 2012

    | October 01, 2012
    "I'm not going to sit here and complain about coverage of the campaign. As a candidate, if you do that, you're losing."
    -- Chris Christie

    "It goes without saying that there is definitely media bias."
    -- Paul Ryan
  • October 01, 2012

    | October 01, 2012
    "The momentum is ours."
    Bay Buchanan on Romney-Ryan
  • September 28, 2012

    | September 28, 2012
    "No matter what quality controls you have there are always going to be bad actors in any large scale operation."
    GOP consultant Nathan Sproul, responding to allegations that his firm was involved in hundreds of cases of fraudulent voter registration in Florida
  • September 27, 2012

    | September 27, 2012
    "Don't forget -- I got everybody in my state insured. One hundred percent of the kids in our state had health insurance. I don't think there's anything that shows more empathy and care about the people of this country than that kind of record."
    Mitt Romney
  • September 26, 2012

    | September 26, 2012
    "[Obama] really is a lot like the substitute referees in the sense that he's not a real president. He doesn't do any of the things that presidents do. He doesn't worry about any of the things presidents do...And I suspect that he's pretty contemptuous of the rest of us."
    Newt Gingrich
  • September 25, 2012

    | September 25, 2012
    "Look what he has helped to do in the Middle East; a new Ottoman Empire. Thank you, Barack Hussein Obama."
    Rep. Louie Gohmert
  • September 24, 2012

    | September 24, 2012
    "We do provide care for people who don't have insurance. If someone has a heart attack, they don't sit in their apartment and die. We pick them up in an ambulance, and take them to the hospital, and give them care."
    -- Mitt Romney, 2012

    "When [people without insurance] show up at the hospital, they get care. They get free care paid for by you and me. If that's not a form of socialism, I don't know what is."
    -- Mitt Romney, 2007
  • September 23, 2012

    | September 23, 2012
    "The reason is quite simple. I have some depth to my ideas."
    Herman Cain, on why he would have a substantial lead if he were running against Barack Obama