Say What? Archive

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January 02, 2018

"I have absolute right to do what I want to do with the Justice Department."

– Trump

January 01, 2018

"I know the details of taxes better than anybody. Better than the greatest CPA... I know more about the big bills... than any president that's ever been in office... 'Oh, he doesn't know the details.' These are sick people."

– Trump, in recent NYT interview

December 31, 2017

"I like very much President Xi. He treated me better than anybody's ever been treated in the history of China...The presentations...One of the great two days of anybody's life and memory having to do with China. He's a friend of mine. He likes me, I like him."

– Trump

December 30, 2017

"The U.S. is colder than the surface of Mars and Niagara Falls has turned to ice as temperatures plummet to record-breaking lows -- leading to frozen sharks washing up on the beach. It is set to be the coldest New Year in living memory..."

– from story in The Sun

December 29, 2017

"Frankly there is absolutely no collusion, that's been proven by every Democrat saying it... Virtually every Democrat has said there is no collusion... I think it's been proven there is no collusion... There is absolutely no collusion. Everybody knows it... Everybody knows the answer already. There was no collusion. None whatsoever."

– Trump in New York Times interview

December 28, 2017

"We got a lot of legislation passed. But I believe -- and  you would have to ask those folks who will know the real answer -- we have more legislation passed, including the record was Harry Truman a long time ago. And we broke that record, so we got a lot done."

– Trump, who signed 96 bills his first year in office, fewer than any president since Eisenhower

December 27, 2017

"NIXON BLASTS 'FALSE CHARGES'Asks Public to End 'Obsession,'Get on With Nation's Business"

– New York Daily News front page, August 16, 1973

December 26, 2017

"People are proud to be saying Merry Christmas again. I am proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase."-- Trump19%-- percentage of Americans who think "Merry Christmas vs Happy Holidays" is a real issue76%-- percentage who think it was made up for political purposes"

December 24, 2017

"We have no intentions of firing Bob Mueller. We are continuing to work closely and cooperate with him. We look forward to seeing this hoax wrap up very soon."

– White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders

December 23, 2017

"[Kushner] was taking meetings with Russians to get additional stuff. This tells you everything about Jared. They were looking for the picture of Hillary Clinton taking the bag of cash from Putin. That's his maturity level."

– Steve Bannon