Say What? Archive

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  • August 29, 2012

    "It's the Democrats' wet dream that [Isaac] hit New Orleans...The Republicans ought to...send bags of money instead of sand. Bags full of money to shore up the levees of New Orleans...The poor of New Orleans will storm the levees and steal the bags, thereby putting themselves at risk for the eventual flooding that will happen once they remove the bags of money. And that way the Republicans can get rid of even more Democrats in Louisiana and shore up the state for themselves."
    -- Rush Limbaugh
  • August 27, 2012

    "At this moment in time we're quite literally looking at a hurricane here in Florida. We're looking at a political hurricane in this country. We are looking at a spiritual hurricane in our land. And it is time for each one of us to show up and suit up and stand up and realize that in this time and in this day we pour it out for Him."
    -- Congresswoman Michele Bachmann
  • August 26, 2012

    "He's going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the U.N., and what is going to happen when that happens? I'm thinking the worst. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. And we're not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we're talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy."
    -- Texas judge Tom Head, on President Obama
  • August 24, 2012

    "The fascination with taxes I've paid I find to be very small-minded."
    -- Mitt Romney
  • August 23, 2012

    "I'm simply not enthusiastic about giving them hundreds or thousands of more pages to pick through, distort and lie about."
    -- Mitt Romney, on not releasing his tax returns
  • August 22, 2012

    "We've given all you people need to know."
    -- Ann Romney
  • August 21, 2012

    "There's nothing we're hiding."
    -- Ann Romney
  • August 20, 2012

    "There's going to be no more tax releases given."
    -- Ann Romney
  • August 18, 2012

    "Basically student is upset about quality of instructors; having to teach herself the material; the poor quality of the students in the class."
    summary of a Kaplan student's complaint

    "At Kaplan, the price is high and the instruction lacking. He is not happy with the quality of the faculty and says that lab experiences have been few and far and between."
    summary of another student's complaint
  • August 17, 2012

    "Poke the pain a little. Remind them of what things will be like if they don't continue forward and earn their degrees."
    ITT recruiter training materials

    "The complete and total lack of preparation, effort and desire to perform on the part of the instructor has made this course without any doubt in my mind the largest waste of time, money, effort, and resources since I have begun attending this school."
    ITT student