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April 18, 2012

"If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

– Ted Nugent

April 17, 2012

"The real war on women has been the job losses as the result of the Obama economy."

– Mitt Romney

April 15, 2012

"Now Mom and Dad both have to work whether they want to or not, and usually one of them has two jobs."-- Mitt Romney, 1994"Even if you have a child two years of age, you need to go to work... I want individuals to have the dignity of work."-- Mitt Romney, January, 2012"I made a choice to stay home and raise five boys. Believe me, it was hard work."-- Ann Romney, last week"

April 13, 2012

"We stand for the values that make us Americans."

– Rick Santorum on Republicans

April 12, 2012

"I think many men are much more familiar with the failed policies than a lot of other people, as well as the general public."

– Herman Cain, on why more women than men support Obama

April 10, 2012

"Inspired a whole new generation of conservative Republican leaders."

– Gov. Chris Christie on George W. Bush

April 10, 2012

"The most important race in our country's history."

– Rick Santorum on the 2012 presidential contest

April 07, 2012

"We have a president who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps."

– Harvard graduate Mitt Romney

April 06, 2012

"The Navy SEALs shot Osama bin Laden in Pakistan and [EPA Administrator] Lisa Jackson shot us in Washington."

– United Mine Workers president Cecil Roberts on proposed greenhouse gas emission limits

April 05, 2012

"We've got to do something about these Asians coming in, opening up businesses -- those dirty shops. They ought to go. I'll just say that right now, you know. But we need African-American businesspeople to be able to take their places, too."

– two-term DC council member Marion Barry, in a primary night victory speech