Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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  • June 20, 2012

    | June 20, 2012
    "What she said was offensive...It was so offensive, I don't even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company."
    -- Michigan state Rep. Mike Callton, on Rep. Lisa Brown being banned from speaking on the House floor for saying the word "vagina"

    "It wasn't about body parts...It was the 'No means no' comment. A step too far...It's like giving a kid a time out for a day."
    -- state Rep. Wayne Schmidt, defending the ban
  • June 18, 2012

    | June 18, 2012
    "We cannot survive a course of action which would include a nuclear Iran."
    Mitt Romney
  • June 17, 2012

    | June 17, 2012
    "I'm not patient enough to go to a movie theater, sit down and sit through the entire movie."
    actress Francesca Eastwood, who prefers to watch a movie on the computer "where I can pause it and tweet"
  • June 15, 2012

    | June 15, 2012
    "There's class warfare, all right, but it's my class, the rich class, that's making war, and we're winning."
    Warren Buffett
  • June 14, 2012

    | June 14, 2012
    "[Obama] wants to hire more government workers. He says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message?"
    Mitt Romney
  • June 12, 2012

    | June 12, 2012
    "We're in decline."
    Jeb Bush
  • June 10, 2012

    | June 11, 2012
    "Who was it who played 'The Star-Spangled Banner' the Woodstock Festival?"
    Jane Fonda
  • June 07, 2012

    | June 07, 2012
    "I longed in many respects to actually be in Vietnam and be representing our country there, and in some ways it was frustrating not to feel like I was there as part of the troops that were fighting in Vietnam."
    -- Mitt Romney, 2007

    "It was not my desire to go off and serve in Vietnam, but nor did I take any actions to remove myself from the pool of young men who were eligible for the draft."
    -- Mitt Romney, who sought and received four draft deferments, 1994
  • June 05, 2012

    | June 06, 2012
    "It makes absolutely no sense. [It] is anything but socialist. It's bailing out for-profit companies."
    Greg Pason, Socialist Party USA national secretary, on Obama's health care overhaul
  • June 01, 2012

    | June 02, 2012
    "The most overrated political commentator of all time. Strictly third rate."
    -- Donald Trump, on George Will, 2012

    "This guy is totally overrated. A third-rate talent."
    -- Donald Trump, on Garry Trudeau, 1988