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March 05, 2012

"If people were praying he would have intervened. You could pray. Jesus stilled the storm. You could still storms."

– Pat Robertson on God and the recent tornadoes

March 03, 2012

"What does it say about the college co-ed [Sandra] Fluke who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex? What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute.... If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch."

– Rush Limbaugh

"Absolutely hilarious...Look, at least I didn't call her 'a woman driver.'"

– Limbaugh, on uproar over his comments

March 01, 2012

"Sixty-two percent of kids who enter college with some sort of faith commitment leave without it."

– Rick Santorum

"Sixty-four percent of those currently enrolled in a traditional four-year institution have curbed their attendance habits. Yet, 76 percent of those who never enrolled in college report a decline in religious service attendance."

– 2007 Social Forces study

"A quarter of students (25%) say they have become more spiritual since entering college, as opposed to only seven percent (7%) who say they have become less spiritual."

– 2006 Harvard study

February 29, 2012

"Maybe I should do all the talking and let him just stand there and watch me."

– Ann Romney on husband Mitt

February 27, 2012

"There are some problems where you have to say, 'You know, you are going to have to figure out how to live your own miserable life because you clearly don't want to learn from me how to be unmiserable.'"

– Newt Gingrich on Afghanistan

February 27, 2012

"Oh, I understand why he wants you to go to college. He wants to remake you in his image."

– Rick Santorum on Preisdent Obama

February 25, 2012

"It's completely a spiritual thing. This is God's will...A mission to make the culture a better culture, more pleasing to God."

– Karen Santorum on her husband pursuing the presidency

February 24, 2012

"Iran deserves to be annihilated."

– Tucker Carlson

February 23, 2012

"Western civilization is in its Indian Summer. It is on, in my judgment, pretty much its last legs, and I'm not sure it will survive this century."

– Pat Buchanan

February 22, 2012

"The fact that the Honorary President of Girl Scouts of America is Michelle Obama, and the Obamas are radically pro-abortion and vigorously support the agenda of Planned Parenthood, should give each of us reason to pause before our individual or collective endorsement of the organization."

– Indiana state Rep. Bob Morris, declining to sign a resolution honoring the 100th anniversary of the Girl Scouts