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December 07, 2011

"No government in the world kills its people, unless it is led by a crazy person."

– Syrian President Bashar al-Assad

December 07, 2011

"I've been casting The Wizard of Oz. Obviously, Mitt Romney is the Tin Woodsman, without a heart. Rick Perry is clearly the scarecrow. He illustrates the point that what's scary about people is not what they don't know, but what they know that isn't true. Newt's the Wizard of Oz. There's nothing there -- he's ginned up this whole big thing."

– Barney Frank

December 06, 2011

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– Jabberwocky, as understood by an iPhone 4S

December 05, 2011

"If the economy continues to be bad and if the Republicans choose the wrong person, I would do it. You need a big name, and you need big money. And guess who's got that?"

– Donald Trump, on reconsidering his decision not to run for president

December 02, 2011

"This is the highest turnout in Egypt's history since pharaonic times."

– Abdel Moez Ibrahim, head of Egypt's Elections High Commission

December 02, 2011

"I am going to be the nominee."

– Newt Gingrich

November 30, 2011

"I'm running for president because of the things I believe I think I can do to help this country."

– Mitt Romney

November 29, 2011

"We want a virgin to do a hooker's job."

– AZ state Sen. Lori Klein, on politics

November 27, 2011

"There is somebody I think is exceptional and truly comes the closest to embodying the spirit of Lincoln or Washington in this field [of candidates]. And I believe that it is Michele Bachmann."

– Glenn Beck

November 24, 2011

"I want a law that says, 'If you're trying to take out an American city, we're going to stop you.'"

– Newt Gingrich