Say What? Archive

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January 20, 2018

"Women's March 2018 signs:Make America Smart AgainFirst We Marched, Now We're Running (For Office)Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small?Grab 'em By The MidtermsSuper Callous, Facist, Racist, Sexist, BraggadociousWomen Are The Wall And Trump Will PayToo Much Bulls*** For One SignThey tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds.Elect A Clown, Get A CircusWithout Hermione, Harry Would Have DIEDI know signs. I make the best signs. They're terrific. Everyone agrees."

January 20, 2018

"This is government, seemingly, by a bunch of drunks."

– MSNBC anchor Brian Williams on shutdown

January 19, 2018

"We've been dealing with this hoax for the better part of a year. If we have to endure the ridiculousness for another month we can certainly handle it."

– WH press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Mueller investigation

January 18, 2018

"Trump can't seem to improve his approval rating, perhaps because of the troubling fact that half of the voters we spoke to think he is mentally unstable."

– Tim Malloy, assistant director of the Quinnipiac University Poll, which indicates Trump's disapproval rating is 57%

January 17, 2018

"The Fake News media (failing NY Times, CNN, NBC News and many more) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American people."-- Trump, 2017"We are in an era in which the authoritarian impulse is reasserting itself...It is a testament to the condition of our democracy that our own President uses words infamously spoken by Josef Stalin to describe his enemies. It bears noting that so fraught with malice was the phrase 'enemy of the people,' that even Nikita Khruschev forbade its use, telling the Soviet Communist Party that the phrase had been introduced by Stalin for the purpose of 'annihilating such individuals' who disagreed with the supreme leader."-- Sen. Jeff Flake on Senate floor this morning"

January 16, 2018

"When he tweets it's out of his mouth, and sometimes it might not be clear, but at least it is exactly what he thinks."-- Ivana Trump on her ex-husband"The single greatest Witch Hunt in American history continues... Russia and the world is laughing at the stupidity they are witnessing."-- Trump on Mueller investigation"

January 15, 2018

"I have a great relationship with [President Xi of China]. As you know I have a great relationship with Prime Minister Abe of Japan. And I probably have a very good relationship with Kim Jon Un of North Korea. I have relationships with people. I think you people are surprised."

– Trump to Wall Street Journal

January 13, 2018

"Many of the leaks that [Trump] would complain about and rail against started because he gets on the phone at night with his coterie of friends and billionaires, and motor-mouths. Then they call other people to say, 'Oh my God, this is what he said.' And then those people call other people. And suddenly you have leaked..."

– Michael Wolff

January 12, 2018

"If I could make one national security recommendation for the president it would be stop watching Judge Napolitano on Fox. This may be the only time when the country would benefit, from the national security point of view, if the president of the United States were watching cartoons in the morning instead of something else."

– Rep. Adam Schiff

January 11, 2018

"Our current libel laws are a sham and a disgrace and do not represent American values or American fairness... You can't say things that are false, knowingly false, and be able to smile as money pours into your bank account."-- Trump, 2018"[Barack Obama] doesn't have a birth certificate, or if he does, there's something on that certificate that is very bad for him. Now, somebody told me -- and I have no idea if this is bad for him or not, but perhaps it would be -- that where it says 'religion,' it might have 'Muslim.' And if you're a Muslim, you don't change your religion, by the way."-- Trump, 2011"An 'extremely credible' source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."-- Trump, 2012"