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January 10, 2012

"This is the kind of, the kind of snobbery that we see from those who think they know how to run our lives. Rise up, America. Defend your own freedoms."

– Rick Santorum, on President Obama's (alleged) suggestion that all kids should go to college

January 10, 2012

"With regards to their ads, I haven't seen them."

– Mitt Romney on super PAC anti-Gingrich ads

"The ad I saw said that you'd been forced out of the speakership. That was correct."

– Romney, moments later

January 09, 2012

"We're going to see Iran move back in at literally the speed of light."

– Rick Perry on Iraq

January 07, 2012

"Middle class? There are no classes in America. We don't put people in classes."

– Rick Santorum

January 06, 2012

"It's probably that I'm too reasonable. And I should've responded to the negative ads sooner."

– Newt Gingrich, asked what his greatest weakness is

January 05, 2012

"I think Jefferson and George Washington would strongly discourage you from growing marijuana, and their tactics to stop you would be more violent than they would be today."

– Newt Gingrich, on two early American hemp-growers

January 03, 2012

"I think Tuesday night people are going to see a miracle."

– Michele Bachmann

December 31, 2011

"I can't do modern politics."

– Newt Gingrich

December 30, 2011

"I want the full portrait of evolution and the people who came up with the ideas to be presented. It's a worldview and it's godless. Atheism has been tried in various societies, and they've been pretty criminal domestically and internationally. The Soviet Union, Cuba, the Nazis, China today: they don't respect human rights...Columbine, remember that? They were believers in evolution. That's evidence right there."

– NH state Rep. Jerry Bergevin, on his bill requiring schools to include evolution scientists' positions on atheism

December 28, 2011

"Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we don't have to buy from a foreign source."

– Gov. Rick Perry