Say What? Archive

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October 20, 2011

"I am the most different candidate from Barack Obama than anyone on this stage."

– Michele Bachmann

October 19, 2011

"He put us in Libya. He is now putting us in Africa."

– Michele Bachmann on Obama

October 18, 2011

"When you take [Herman Cain's] 999 plan and you turn it upside down? I think the devil's in the details."

– Michele Bachmann

October 16, 2011

"Ultimately, it will grow so that it will bring down the capitalist system and the West."

– Iran's supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Occupy Wall Street

October 13, 2011

"There shouldn't be anything controversial about a .45 caliber bullet. If it were up to me we would just throw them off the Sunshine Skyway bridge and be done with it."

– FL state Rep. Brad Drake on his bill to eliminate lethal injection in favor of electrocution and firing squads

October 12, 2011

"If you want to put people in jail, you ought to start with Barney Frank and Chris Dodd."

– Newt Gingrich, during Tuesday's GOP debate

October 11, 2011

"Mitt Romney is like someone you hook up with periodically until you get serious and you want to meet somebody serious. He is friends with benefits. And Perry is marriage material."

– Fox News host Greg Gutfeld

October 10, 2011

"They will come for you and drag you into the streets and kill you...These guys are worse than Robespierre from the French Revolution...They'll kill everybody."

– Glenn Beck on Occupy Wall Street

October 08, 2011

"The protesters are protesting against people who make $40,000 - $50,000 a year and are struggling to make ends meet. That's the bottom line."

– NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg criticizing Occupy Wall Street

October 06, 2011

"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart."

– Steve Jobs