Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
December 10, 2017"Doug Jones wants to put out a welcome mat in front of these young girls. If you are a junior high school girl, or if you are a high school girl, what Abortion Jones is saying is we're putting out a welcome mat to any boy who's feeling like a girl that day; he's fine to walk into the bathroom, the locker room, with his camera phone and shower with your daughter."
– Roy Moore spokesperson Janet Porter
December 08, 2017"This is a rigged system. This is a sick system from inside... We have a lot of sickness in some of our institutions... We really do have a rigged system in this country, and we have to change it."
December 08, 2017"I think it was great at the time when families were united. Even though we had slavery, they cared for one another...Our families were strong, our country had a direction."
– Roy Moore, asked at a campaign rally when America had last been great
December 07, 2017"82-- percentage of white evangelical Christians who believe God gave Israel to the Jews, according to a 2013 survey40-- percentage of Jews in the United States who believe that"
December 06, 2017"Reprehensible -- just totally vile."
– Karen Pence, on Donald Trump
December 05, 2017"After years of Comey, with the phony and dishonest Clinton investigation (and more), running the FBI, its reputation is in Tatters -- worst in history!"
December 04, 2017"Not having the estate tax recognizes the people that are investing as opposed to those that are just spending every darn penny they have, whether it's on booze or women or movies."
– Sen. Chuck Grassley on why someone might not leave an estate worth $5,000,000
December 03, 2017"I think he's a kook. I think he's crazy. I think he's unfit for office."-- Sen. Lindsey Graham on Trump, February 2016"What concerns me about the American press is this endless, endless attempt to label the guy some kind of kook not fit to be president."-- Sen. Lindsey Graham, this week"
December 02, 2017"There is no such thing as Rohingya. It is fake news."
– Myanmar state security officer U Kyaw San Hla, on the 600,000+ people who have been driven out of the country by the military
December 01, 2017"Now if you look at an intern with cross-eyes you go to jail. I mean, you get fired. [In the 70s and 80s] it was almost like sex was free. You have no HR, no human resources, no workplace rules against it."
– Geraldo Rivera, 2014