Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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October 24, 2011

"From Parade Magazine interview with Rick Perry: You've seen [Barack Obama's birth certificate]. I don't know. Have I? You don't believe what's been released? I don't know. I had dinner with Donald Trump the other night. And? That came up."

October 21, 2011

"Muammer Qaddafi, the dictator of Libya, declared that 'we'd be content and happy if Obama can stay president forever.' Such lavish praise...tells you much of what [Obama's] approach to foreign policy is and the audience to which he is playing."

– Mitt Romney, in his 2010 book No Apology

October 20, 2011

"I am the most different candidate from Barack Obama than anyone on this stage."

– Michele Bachmann

October 19, 2011

"He put us in Libya. He is now putting us in Africa."

– Michele Bachmann on Obama

October 18, 2011

"When you take [Herman Cain's] 999 plan and you turn it upside down? I think the devil's in the details."

– Michele Bachmann

October 16, 2011

"Ultimately, it will grow so that it will bring down the capitalist system and the West."

– Iran's supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Occupy Wall Street

October 13, 2011

"There shouldn't be anything controversial about a .45 caliber bullet. If it were up to me we would just throw them off the Sunshine Skyway bridge and be done with it."

– FL state Rep. Brad Drake on his bill to eliminate lethal injection in favor of electrocution and firing squads

October 12, 2011

"If you want to put people in jail, you ought to start with Barney Frank and Chris Dodd."

– Newt Gingrich, during Tuesday's GOP debate

October 11, 2011

"Mitt Romney is like someone you hook up with periodically until you get serious and you want to meet somebody serious. He is friends with benefits. And Perry is marriage material."

– Fox News host Greg Gutfeld

October 10, 2011

"They will come for you and drag you into the streets and kill you...These guys are worse than Robespierre from the French Revolution...They'll kill everybody."

– Glenn Beck on Occupy Wall Street