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October 12, 2011

"If you want to put people in jail, you ought to start with Barney Frank and Chris Dodd."

– Newt Gingrich, during Tuesday's GOP debate

October 11, 2011

"Mitt Romney is like someone you hook up with periodically until you get serious and you want to meet somebody serious. He is friends with benefits. And Perry is marriage material."

– Fox News host Greg Gutfeld

October 10, 2011

"They will come for you and drag you into the streets and kill you...These guys are worse than Robespierre from the French Revolution...They'll kill everybody."

– Glenn Beck on Occupy Wall Street

October 08, 2011

"The protesters are protesting against people who make $40,000 - $50,000 a year and are struggling to make ends meet. That's the bottom line."

– NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg criticizing Occupy Wall Street

October 06, 2011

"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart."

– Steve Jobs

October 05, 2011

"It's a racket. Those stock market guys are crooked."

– Al Capone on Wall Street

October 04, 2011

"Has laid the table for the Arab Spring by demonstrating weakness from the United States of America."

– Michele Bachmann on Obama

October 03, 2011

"I think 'Hail to the Chief' needs a little bit fresher sound...I might put some gospel beats in."

– Herman Cain

September 30, 2011

"The scale of change I am suggesting is so enormous that I couldn't possibly show you as a single leader all I am going to do."

– Newt Gingrich introducing his 21st Century Contract With America

September 28, 2011

"Is a title worth it? Does a title shackle a person? Are they -- someone like me, maverick, you know, I do go rogue, and I call it like I see it, and I don't mind stirring it up...Is a title and is a campaign too shackling? Does that prohibit me from being out there, out of the box, not allowing handlers to shape me...?"

– Sarah Palin, on running for president