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August 29, 2011

"I don't even believe that other people believe in God."

– Penn Jillette on being a "hardcore atheist"

August 27, 2011

"I don't want to get weird on this, so please take it for what it's worth...When Jesus was crucified and when he died, the curtain in the temple was rent from top to bottom...and it was extremely symbolic. Is [the earthquake-caused crack in the Washington Monument] symbolic? You judge."

– Pat Robertson

August 25, 2011

"There are going to be heads exploding all over Washington."

– Dick Cheney on his forthcoming book

August 23, 2011

"Things are fine in Libya."

– Saif al-Islam, son of Col. Muammar Gaddafi

August 23, 2011

"The Crotch."

– Rick Perry's nickname as a Texas state legislator because he adjusted himself so much

August 22, 2011

"Sure, Perry has created thousands of jobs. I'm working three of them."

– joke currently circulating in Texas

August 21, 2011

"My husband said, now you need to go and get a post-doctorate degree in tax law. Tax law. I hate taxes. Why should I go and do something like that? But the Lord says, 'Be submissive.' Wives, you are to be submissive to your husbands. Never had a tax course in my background, never had a desire for it, but by faith, I was going to be faithful to what I thought God was calling me to do through my husband."

– Rep. Michele Bachmann

August 20, 2011

"What I support is putting all science on the table and then letting students decide. I don't think it's a good idea for government to come down on one side of one scientific issue or another, when there is reasonable doubt."

– Michele Bachmann

"I figure you're smart enough to figure out which one is right."

– Rick Perry, on teaching both creationism and evolution in schools

August 19, 2011

"I dunno, you need to ask him."

– Gov. Rick Perry, asked if he thinks President Obama loves his country

August 18, 2011

"We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino's association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image."

– press release about Jersey Shore's "The Situation" from Abercrombie & Fitch, which recently introduced push-up bikini tops for eight-year-old girls