Say What? Archive

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August 16, 2011

"It takes balls to execute an innocent man."

– a Texas voter from a focus group commenting on a questionable execution approved by Gov. Rick Perry

August 14, 2011

"I'm doing this because they call us criminals."

– London looter to photographer

August 12, 2011

"I'm not going to eat Barack Obama's dogfood."

– Mitt Romney

August 11, 2011

"[Texas Governor Rick Perry] is a charismatic figure. I think about him on stage with the other candidates and he'll stand out. He's not a wallflower. But the most interesting question for me is whether the country is ready for somebody who looks and sounds like George W. Bush on steroids."

– Dr. Richard Land, former president of the Southern Baptist Convention

August 10, 2011

"I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I'm f**king insane, like I'm Hitler. One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did."

– Kanye West

August 09, 2011

"Hard to follow sometimes."

– Fox News host Gretchen Carlson on Spongebob Squarepants

August 07, 2011

"We're on the fringe right now. We can barely defend ourselves."

– Rep. Bobby Schilling, member of the Armed Services Committee, on the U.S. military

August 04, 2011

"If you want a bad job, go to Texas. If you want to work at Carl's Jr., our doors are open, and if you want to go to a crumbling school in a failing system, this is the place to come."

– Texas Rep. Garnet Coleman

July 31, 2011

"This guy isn't a serious Christian. He's a devoted New York Times reader, and he's an extremely well-read guy."

– Mark Steyn on Anders Breivik

July 29, 2011

"I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone."

– Danish computer scientist Bjarne Stroustrup