Say What? Archive

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March 07, 2011

"A Jewish conspiracy."

– Julian Assange, decrying "smears" from The Guardian and Private Eye magazine

"Sort of Jewish."

– Assange, about the Guardian's editor, because his brother-in-law is Jewish

"Forget the Jewish thing."

– Assange

March 06, 2011

"Brotherly Leader and Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya."

– Gaddafi's full official title

March 04, 2011

"One thing that I do know is Obama's having grown up in Kenya, his view of the Brits, for example, very different than the average American...his perspective as growing up in Kenya with a Kenyan father is very different than ours because he probably grew up hearing that the British are a bunch of imperialists who persecuted his grandfather."

– Mike Huckabee on President Obama, who first visited Kenya in the late 1980s

March 02, 2011

"In my opinion, any future defense secretary who advises the president to again send a big American land army into Asia or into the Middle East or Africa should 'have his head examined,' as General MacArthur so delicately put it."

– Defense Secretary Robert Gates, speaking at West Point

March 01, 2011

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

– Charlie Sheen

February 28, 2011

"That man can explain anything. I think if we give Glenn Beck the numbers, he can solve this."

– Michele Bachmann on the country's financial woes

February 28, 2011

"That man can explain anything. I think if we give Glenn Beck the numbers, he can solve this."

– Michele Bachmann on solving the country's financial woes

February 27, 2011

"Good evening, tonight, from Cairo, in Egypt, where we've found a safe spot to do our broadcast tonight, and cobbled together a few ways to get the pictures and sound on the air, though it may be something less than our usual broadcast quality."

– Brian Williams, introducing "NBC Nightly News"

February 26, 2011

"I wish I had not been involved in it, and I still say it was the lowest point in my life."

– Colin Powell aide Lawrence Wilkerson, on his boss's U.N. speech

February 25, 2011

"I tell you something, when I hear anybody -- not just in Iraq but in any war -- [is] killed, I am very sad. But give me another solution. Can you give me another solution? Believe me, there was no other way to bring about freedom to Iraq. There were no other possibilities."

– Rafid Ahmed Alwan al-Janabi, aka "Curveball," on his fabricated stories of Iraqi WMDs