Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • February 28, 2018

    | February 28, 2018
    "'Shameless,' 'incapable ruler,' 'I oppose,' 'immortality,' 'lifelong,' 'personality cult,' Winnie the Pooh, 1984, Animal Farm, the letter 'N.'"
    banned by China from internet search engines, to prevent criticism of the ending of presidential term limits
  • February 27, 2018

    | February 27, 2018
    "What's 17 x 6?"
    -- Howard Stern, interviewing Trumps, Feb. 27, 2006

    "96? 94?"
    -- Donald Trump, Jr.

    "It's 11, 12. It's 112. It's 112."
    -- Donald Trump

    "Just bring out a calculator."
    -- Ivanka Trump

    "108. It should be 6 x 20, minus 12."
    -- Donald Trump, Jr.

    -- Howard Stern
  • February 26, 2018

    | February 26, 2018
    "I want daughters to have their own intelligence, their own dignity, their own workspace and their own degrees. I want them to build home based enterprises and live in homes shared with good husbands and I don't want them to grow up into career obsessed banshees who forego home life and children and the happiness of family to become nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she devils who shriek from the tops of a thousand tall buildings they think they could have leaped over in a single bound -- had not men been 'suppressing them.' It's just nuts. It always was."
    Roy Moore-endorsed MO senatorial candidate Courtland Sykes answering the question "Do you favor women's rights?"
  • February 25, 2018

    | February 25, 2018
    "A lot of bad things happened on the other side, not on this side, but the other one...This whole Witch Hunt is an illegal disgrace...[Congressman Schiff] is a total phony!"
  • February 24, 2018

    | February 24, 2018
    "It's interesting that so many of these people that commit the mass murders end up being Democrats. But the media doesn't talk about that..."
    Rep. Claudia Tenney
  • February 23, 2018

    | February 23, 2018
    "Many in legacy media love mass shootings... You love the ratings. Crying white mothers are ratings gold."
    -- NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch

    "[The media and political elite] hate the NRA... Their goal is to eliminate the Second Amendment and our firearms freedoms, so they can eradicate all individual freedoms."
    -- NRA head Wayne LaPierre

    "[NRA lobbyist Chris Cox] and the folks who work so hard at the NRA are Great People and Great American Patriots. They love our Country and will do the right thing."
    -- Trump
  • February 22, 2018

    | February 22, 2018
    "You'd have a lot of people that would be armed, that would be ready. They're professionals, there may be Marines that left the Marines, that left the Army, left the Air Force... You'd have a lot of them and they'd be spread evenly throughout the school... If these cowards knew that the school was well guarded from the standpoint of having pretty much professionals with great training, I think they wouldn't go into the school to start off with. I think it could very well solve your problem."
  • February 21, 2018

    | February 21, 2018
    "They're spending too much time trying to prove Russian collusion."
    -- Trump on the FBI

    "We would like our FBI agencies to not be focused on something that is clearly a hoax."
    -- WH press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders
  • February 20, 2018

    | February 20, 2018
    "If the president wants to come up to me and tell me to my face that it was a terrible tragedy and how it should never have happened, and maintain telling us how nothing is going to be done about it, I'm going to happily ask him how much money he received from the National Rifle Association. But hey ...I already know. Thirty million dollars."
    Parkland student Emma Gonzalez
  • February 19, 2018

    | February 19, 2018
    "They are laughing their asses off in Moscow."
    -- Trump

    "And the media wins the MVP for their stellar job helping."
    -- Donald Trump Jr.