Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • January 18, 2011

    For the children, you just hope the movies do well enough so you can keep them in private schools.
    -- Robert DeNiro, on receiving a lifetime achievement award at the Golden Globes
  • January 17, 2011

    We have every right to go in there and frankly take all their oil and make them pay for the liberation.
    -- Sean Hannity on Kuwait
  • January 13, 2011

    When you represent a district -- the home of the O.K. Corral and Tombstone, the town too tough to die -- nothing's a surprise.
    -- Rep. Gabriele Giffords, brushing off a 2009 incident in which a demonstrator's pistol fell out of his holster
  • January 13, 2011

    Yeah, the whole Tea Party.
    -- Spencer Giffords, asked if his daughter had any enemies
  • January 12, 2011

    What Mr. Loughner knows is that he has the full support of a major political party in this country.
    -- Rush Limbaugh on Dems
  • January 11, 2011

    It's a surveyor's symbol.
    -- aide Rebecca Mansour, describing the crosshairs on a Sarah Palin <a title="Palin Map" href="">electoral map</a> posted in 2010
  • January 10, 2011

    Please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring the Republic down.
    -- Glenn Beck in an email to Sarah Palin
  • January 09, 2011

    War and Peace...'The best of times and the worst of times'...
    -- RNC chairman Michael Steele, naming his favorite book, then paraphrasing the opening line of <em>A Tale of Two Cities</em>
  • January 07, 2011

    I'll tell you why [religion's] not a scam, in my opinion: tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication...It always comes in, and always goes out. You can't explain that.
    -- Bill O'Reilly
  • January 06, 2011

    Actually, Obama. He's not too bright. Someone's gotta knock some sense into that idiot.
    -- UFC mixed martial artist Jacob Volkmann, asked who he would like to face next