Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
March 02, 2018
"Some people don't like the word 'comprehensive' when they talk. I like the word 'comprehensive.' They say, 'Oh, that's a bad word.'...To me, I like the word 'comprehensive.'"
March 01, 2018
-- Trump's nickname for Attorney General Jeff Sessions
February 28, 2018
"'Shameless,' 'incapable ruler,' 'I oppose,' 'immortality,' 'lifelong,' 'personality cult,' Winnie the Pooh, 1984, Animal Farm, the letter 'N.'"
-- banned by China from internet search engines, to prevent criticism of the ending of presidential term limits
February 27, 2018
"What's 17 x 6?"
-- Howard Stern, interviewing Trumps, Feb. 27, 2006
-- Donald Trump, Jr.
"It's 11, 12. It's 112. It's 112."
-- Donald Trump
"Just bring out a calculator."
-- Ivanka Trump
"108. It should be 6 x 20, minus 12."
-- Donald Trump, Jr.
-- Howard Stern
February 26, 2018
"I want daughters to have their own intelligence, their own dignity, their own workspace and their own degrees. I want them to build home based enterprises and live in homes shared with good husbands and I don't want them to grow up into career obsessed banshees who forego home life and children and the happiness of family to become nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she devils who shriek from the tops of a thousand tall buildings they think they could have leaped over in a single bound -- had not men been 'suppressing them.' It's just nuts. It always was."
-- Roy Moore-endorsed MO senatorial candidate Courtland Sykes answering the question "Do you favor women's rights?"
February 25, 2018
"A lot of bad things happened on the other side, not on this side, but the other one...This whole Witch Hunt is an illegal disgrace...[Congressman Schiff] is a total phony!"
February 24, 2018
"It's interesting that so many of these people that commit the mass murders end up being Democrats. But the media doesn't talk about that..."
-- Rep. Claudia Tenney
February 23, 2018
"Many in legacy media love mass shootings... You love the ratings. Crying white mothers are ratings gold."
-- NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch
"[The media and political elite] hate the NRA... Their goal is to eliminate the Second Amendment and our firearms freedoms, so they can eradicate all individual freedoms."
-- NRA head Wayne LaPierre
"[NRA lobbyist Chris Cox] and the folks who work so hard at the NRA are Great People and Great American Patriots. They love our Country and will do the right thing."
February 22, 2018
"You'd have a lot of people that would be armed, that would be ready. They're professionals, there may be Marines that left the Marines, that left the Army, left the Air Force... You'd have a lot of them and they'd be spread evenly throughout the school... If these cowards knew that the school was well guarded from the standpoint of having pretty much professionals with great training, I think they wouldn't go into the school to start off with. I think it could very well solve your problem."
February 21, 2018
"They're spending too much time trying to prove Russian collusion."
-- Trump on the FBI
"We would like our FBI agencies to not be focused on something that is clearly a hoax."
-- WH press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders