Say What? Archive

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October 29, 2017

"I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children. How the media did this, I don't know... These are beautiful, wonderful children. Ohhhh -- you going to grow up to be like your parents? Don't answer."

– Trump joshing with the Halloween-costumed children of White House reporters, in the Oval Office

October 28, 2017

"It is now commonly agreed, after many months of costly looking, that there was no collusion between Russia and Trump."

– Trump

October 27, 2017

"I think the press makes me more uncivil than I am. People don't understand. I went to an Ivy League college. I was a nice student. I did very well. I'm a very intelligent person. That fact is, I think, I really believe, I think the press creates a different image of Donald Trump than the real person."

– Trump

October 26, 2017

"One of the greatest memories of all time."-- Trump, on himself"He's got perfect genes."-- Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin on Trump"

October 25, 2017

"Am I mad at God? Yeah, I'm mad at him. I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn't happen... These people at the New York Times... don't want me in the marketplace. That's what this is all about."

– Bill O'Reilly, in wake of report on $32M settlement with Fox News colleague re sexual misconduct accusation

October 24, 2017

"An utterly untruthful president....The debasement of our nation is what he will be remembered most for."-- Sen. Bob Corker"Corker is the incompetent head of the Foreign Relations Committee, and look how poorly the U.S. has done. He doesn't have a clue... People like liddle Bob Corker have set the U.S. way back."-- Trump"

October 23, 2017

"The only good thing this hurricane brought us is that now everybody knows that we are American citizens."

– Rep Jenniffer González-Colón, Puerto Rico's sole representative to the U.S. Congress

October 22, 2017

"Nearly half of voters, 46 percent, believe the news media fabricate news stories about President Donald Trump and his administration."-- Politico reporting on new poll"Trump's Big Lie is that the media is telling the Big Lie."-- Heather Digby Parton"

October 21, 2017

"If you want to get into a debate with a four-star marine general, I think that's something highly inappropriate."-- White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders to reporter questioning veracity of comments by chief of staff Kelly"Inside the [United States], disrespect is shown for him. This is a regrettable component of the U.S. political system... He won honestly."-- Vladimir Putin on Trump"

October 20, 2017

"I'd say it was a 10...I give ourselves a 10... We have provided so much, so fast."-- Trump, asked to rate the response to Puerto Rico"In nine months, we have done more, they say, than any president in history."-- Trump on his administration"