Say What? Archive

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July 29, 2017

"It's a failed experiment. It is totally gone.... Dead.... It's broken, it's collapsing. It's gone.... It's out of business.... It's dead!"

– Trump on Obamacare over recent months

July 27, 2017

"Reince is a f***ing paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac.... He'll be asked to resign very shortly... I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to s*** my own c***.... What I want to do is I want to f***ing kill all the leakers."

– WH Director of Communications Anthony Scaramucci to New Yorker reporter

July 27, 2017

"Nobody takes things more personally than me. When somebody says something personal about me, I hate them for the rest of my life. It's probably wrong, but I hate people. Do you understand that? I hate 'em...I never recover from it."

– Trump, during fifth season of 'The Apprentice'

July 26, 2017

"[Obamacare] was a big, fat, ugly lie... [Democrats] run out, they say 'Death, death, death.' Well Obamacare is death. That's the one that's death."-- Trump"Sometimes they say 'He doesn't act presidential.' And I say, 'Hey look -- great schools, smart guy -- it's so easy to act presidential.' But that's not going to get it done... With the exception of the late, great Abraham Lincoln, I can be more presidential than any president that's ever held this office. That I can tell you. It's real easy."-- Trump"

July 25, 2017

"I said, 'Who the hell wants to speak about politics, when I'm in front of the Boy Scouts?'... You know, I go to Washington and I see all these politicians, and I see the swamp and it's not a good place. In fact, today I said we ought to change it from the word 'swamp' to the word 'cesspool' or perhaps to the word 'sewer,' but it's not good. Not good. And I see what's going on... Fake news, fake news... And believe me, I'd much rather be with you... The Scout Law says a Scout is trustworthy, loyal. We could really use some loyalty, I will tell you that..."

– Trump, speaking to 40,000 Boy Scouts at the quadrennial national Jamboree

July 24, 2017

"I sometimes wonder if what he is about is making Russia great again. I really wonder about that sometimes."

– former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, on Trump

July 22, 2017

"Donald Trump's family has done more for this country than any Democrat elected official."

– Fox News host Jesse Waters

July 21, 2017

"So pre-existing conditions are a tough deal. Because you are basically saying from the moment the insurance, you're 21 years old, you start working and you're paying $12 a year for insurance, and by the time you're 70, you get a nice plan."

– Trump on health insurance

July 20, 2017

"You have indicated that Mars was totally different thousands of years ago. Is it possible that there was a civilization on Mars thousands of years ago?"-- Rep. Dana Rohrabacher to NASA project scientist Ken Farley, at hearing"The evidence is that Mars was different billions of years ago, not thousands of years ago... There's no evidence that I'm aware of."-- Farley"Would you rule that out?"-- Rohrabacher"

July 19, 2017

"As someone who's run for office five times, if the devil called me and said he wanted to set up a meeting to give me opposition research on my opponent, I'd be on the first trolley to hell."

– Judge Jeanine Pirro, Fox News commentator, on Trump Jr. taking the Russia meeting