Say What? Archive

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May 04, 2018

"I am going to be one of the biggest real-estate developers of all time..."

– Kanye West

May 03, 2018

"As a presidential candidate, I have instructed my long-time doctor to issue, within two weeks, a full medical report -- it will show perfection."-- Trump, 2015"If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."-- letter signed by Trump's personal physician, Dr. Harold Bornstein, two days later"He dictated that whole letter. I didn't write that letter."-- Bornstein, this week"

May 02, 2018

"When you hear about slavery for 400 years -- for 400 years? That sounds like a choice."

– Kanye West

May 01, 2018


– Trump on Mueller investigation

April 30, 2018

"It is all a big Hoax by the Democrats based on payments and lies. There should never have been a Special Counsel appointed. Witch Hunt!"

– Trump on Mueller investigation

April 28, 2018

"I did you a great favor when I fired this guy."

– Trump on Comey

April 28, 2018

"This is a big mistake, this book. He is guilty of crimes...He lied all over the place...He's either very sick or very dumb."

– Trump on James Comey and A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership

April 27, 2018

"Colleges barely teach."

– Tucker Carlson

April 26, 2018

"Keep America Great#Kanye2024"-- image of poster tweeted by Kanye West"We'll have to change the name of the plane from Air Force One to Yeezy Force One...You don't have to agree with Trump but the mob can't make me not love him. We are both dragon energy. He is my brother. I love everyone...-- Kanye West"Thank you Kanye, very cool."-- Trump"

April 25, 2018

"We had a hierarchy in my office in Congress. If you're a lobbyist who never gave us money I didn't talk to you. If you're a lobbyist who gave us money, I might talk to you."

– Trump budget director Mick Mulvaney, who served as a Congressman from 2011 through early 2017