Say What? Archive

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April 07, 2017

"Elijah Cummings was in my office and he said, 'You will go down as one of the greatest presidents in the history of our country.'"-- Trump"I have said repeatedly that he could be a great president if -- if -- he takes steps to truly represent all Americans rather than continuing the divisive and harmful path he is on."-- Congressman Cummings"

April 05, 2017

"I think he's a person I know well - he is a good person. I think he shouldn't have settled...I don't think Bill did anything wrong."-- Trump commenting on O'Reilly's sexual harassment settlements, on the fifth day of National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month"I think the Susan Rice thing is a massive story. I think it's a massive, massive story. All over the world...I think it's going to be the biggest story. It's such an important story for our country and the world. It is one of the big stories of our time...The Russia story is a total hoax."-- Trump"

April 05, 2017

"The government should be run like a great American company... Our hope is that we can achieve successes and efficiencies for our customers, who are the citizens."

– Jared Kushner, who will "oversee a broad effort to overhaul the federal government"

April 04, 2017

"I don't lose."

– Trump

April 03, 2017

"You cannot arrest or repress people who just don't exist in the Republic. If such people existed in Chechnya, law enforcement would not have to worry about them, as their own relatives would have sent them to where they could never return."

– Alvi Karimov, spokesman for Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov, on reports that gay man have been detained and killed by Chechnyan authorities

April 02, 2017

"I'm not allowed to promote anything I'm involved in. So I just want to have the legal disclosure; you've asked me the question, and I am not promoting any product. But you should send all your kids to 'Lego Batman.'"

– Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin speaking at a corporate event, promoting a project he is executive producer on

April 01, 2017

"That was some weird s**t."

– George W. Bush, as he was leaving Trump's inauguration

March 30, 2017

"When you are given immunity you have probably committed a crime."-- Michael Flynn, last September on Meet the Press"If you're not guilty of something, what do you need immunity for, right?-- Trump, at a rally last year"

March 30, 2017

"The president made women's empowerment a priority throughout the campaign."

– WH press secretary Sean Spicer

March 29, 2017

"I know we're going to make a deal on health care. That's such an easy one."

– Trump, speaking to bipartisan group of senators and spouses at White House reception last night