Say What? Archive

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March 08, 2017

"An act of mercy."

– House Speaker Paul Ryan on repealing Obamacare and replacing it with the GOP plan

March 07, 2017

"There were other immigrants who came here in the bottom of slave ships, worked even longer, even harder for less. But they too had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great grandsons, great granddaughters might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land." -- HUD Secretary Ben Carson   "Immigrants? In the bottom of SLAVE SHIPS??!! Muthaf***a PLEASE!!!"-- Samuel L. Jackson in response"

March 06, 2017

"The publishers are presenting The Camp of Saints as a major event, and it probably is, in much the same sense that Mein Kampf was a major event."-- Kirkus, in 1973, reviewing the French novel in which Third World immigration leads to the end of Western Civilization"It's been almost a Camp of the Saints-type invasion into Central and then Western and Northern Europe."-- Steve Bannon, 2015"The whole thing in Europe is all about immigration. It's a global issue today... It's really an invasion. I call it the Camp of Saints."-- Steve Bannon, 2016"[The book] is shockingly racist, and to have the counselor to the president see this as one of his touchstones, I think, says volumes about his attitude."-- columnist and Fox News analyst Linda Chavez"

March 05, 2017

"Bad (or sick) guy!"

– Trump on Obama

March 04, 2017

"Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my 'wires tapped' in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found."

– Trump

March 03, 2017

"People hate it, but now they see that the end is coming, and they're saying, 'Oh, maybe we love it.' There's nothing to love. It's a disaster, folks."-- Trump on public support for Obamacare"I know we're now in a world of 'alternative facts,' but look at the facts in Kentucky...Three years after implementing the Affordable Care Act, our uninsured rate dropped from over 20 percent to 7 percent. Our uncompensated rate for providers dropped from like 25 percent to less than 5 percent...Not only is it working, it's creating jobs. It created 12,000 jobs in the first year..."-- former KY Gov. Steve Beshear"

March 02, 2017

"I never considered the question even a possibility. I thought, 'Oh, gee, I don't have the experience. I don't know enough.' And now I'm thinking, 'Oh.'"

– Oprah, when asked if she'd ever run for president

March 01, 2017

"Boy, that is just not good."

– Trump, on viewing a slave auction block at the National Museum of African American History and Culture

February 28, 2017

"Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated."

– Trump

February 27, 2017

"@realDonaldTrump is busy meeting w/governors of the nation. You know, people that actually get things done, not just pretend to and in costume."

– former Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson, responding on Twitter to Oscars host Jimmy Kimmel tweeting "Hey @realDonaldTrump u up?"