Say What? Archive

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September 18, 2017

"I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Long gas lines forming in North Korea. Too bad!"

– Trump tweet

September 17, 2017

"It's known that most presidents end up being drugged...I've talked to people, multiple ones, and they believe that they are putting a slow sedative that they're building up that's also addictive in his Diet Cokes and in his iced tea, and that the president by six or seven at night is basically slurring his words and is drugged...I'm risking my life, by the way, telling you all of this...This is the kind of thing that gets you killed."

– radio host Alex Jones

September 16, 2017

"To have any kind of focus on the cause and effect of the storm, versus helping people, or actually facing the effect of the storm, is misplaced."-- Scott Pruitt, head of the Environmental Protection Agency"Causality is something outside of my ability to analyze right now."-- Homeland Security adviser Tom Bossert"If this isn't climate change, I don't know what is. This is the time to talk about climate change."-- Miami mayor Tomás Regalado"

September 15, 2017

"I bet on a loser... At this point, who doesn't want Trump impeached?"

– Ann Coulter

September 14, 2017

"He criticizes the Russians all the time."

– Steve Bannon on Trump

September 13, 2017

"I call it an exfoliation. Anyone who was willing to change a friendship or not do business because of who somebody supports in politics is not somebody who has a lot of character."

– Jared Kushner, comparing ex-friends to dead skin cells

September 12, 2017

"I don't believe [Trump] thinks that they're looking out for what's in his best interest."

– Steve Bannon on the New York Times, the Washington Post, and CBS

September 11, 2017

"This is a melting pot. And, by the way, if the Dreamers want to go somewhere and live? Come to Ohio. We want all the immigrants to come to Ohio, because we know how much they contribute to America."

– Gov. John Kasich

September 09, 2017

"We are building our future with American hands, American labor, American iron, aluminum and steel. Happy Labor Day!"

– Trump tweet, accompanied by photo in which the First Lady is wearing a dress by a Greek designer that was made in Italy with French materials

September 08, 2017

"They need illegal aliens to fill the churches. It's obvious."

– Steve Bannon on why Catholic Church leaders condemned Trump ending DACA