Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • December 04, 2017

    "Not having the estate tax recognizes the people that are investing as opposed to those that are just spending every darn penny they have, whether it's on booze or women or movies."
    -- Sen. Chuck Grassley on why someone might not leave an estate worth $5,000,000
  • December 03, 2017

    "I think he's a kook. I think he's crazy. I think he's unfit for office."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham on Trump, February 2016

    "What concerns me about the American press is this endless, endless attempt to label the guy some kind of kook not fit to be president."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham, this week
  • December 02, 2017

    "There is no such thing as Rohingya. It is fake news."
    -- Myanmar state security officer U Kyaw San Hla, on the 600,000+ people who have been driven out of the country by the military
  • December 01, 2017

    "Now if you look at an intern with cross-eyes you go to jail. I mean, you get fired. [In the 70s and 80s] it was almost like sex was free. You have no HR, no human resources, no workplace rules against it."
    -- Geraldo Rivera, 2014
  • November 30, 2017

    "I will tell you this in a non-braggadocious way: there has never been a ten-month president that has accomplished what we have accomplished."
    -- Trump
  • November 29, 2017

    "We should boycott Fake News CNN... Matt Lauer was just fired from NBC for 'inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.' But when will the top executives at NBC & Comcast be fired for putting out so much Fake News..."
    -- Trump tweets

    "Doing things that are totally unprecedented... This guy, I think, is a historic person of destiny at a time and place in America when we've got to make a right-hand turn here."
    -- Sen. David Perdue on Trump
  • November 28, 2017

    "You're very, very special people. You were here long before any of us were here. Although we have a representative in Congress who they say was here a long time ago. They call her 'Pocahontas.' But you know what, I like you. Because you are special. You are special people. You are really incredible people..."
    -- Trump, to Navajo Code Talkers at a ceremony to honor them
  • November 27, 2017

    "We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me)."
    -- Trump
  • November 26, 2017

    "Fox News is much more important in the United States than CNN, but outside of the U.S., CNN international is still a major source of (Fake) news, and they represent us to the world very poorly. The outside world does not see the truth from them!"
    -- Trump

    "If this is who we are or who we are becoming, I have wasted 40 years of my life. Until now it was not possible for me to conceive of an American President capable of such an outrageous assault on truth, a free press or the first amendment."
    -- Gen. Michael Hayden, former director of CIA & NSA, now a national security analyst for CNN
  • November 25, 2017

    "Time Magazine called to say that I was probably going to be named 'Man [Person] of the Year,' like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is not good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!"
    -- Trump

    "Not a speck of truth here. Total BS."
    -- Alan Murray, chief content officer for