Say What? Archive

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May 09, 2017

"Nobody dies because they don't have access to health care."

– ID Rep. Raul Labrador

May 08, 2017

"[Media is Trump's] drug of choice. He doesn't drink. He doesn't do drugs. His drug is himself."

– Trump campaign media adviser Sam Nunberg

May 07, 2017

"I don't know. I don't know."-- Trump, asked by John Dickerson if he thinks Russia tried to interfere with the U.S. presidential election"

May 06, 2017

"You have better health care than we do."-- Trump to prime minister of Australia, which has publicly-funded universal health care"Trump and Republicans just celebrated voting to let thousands of Americans die so that billionaires get tax breaks. Think about that."-- Bernie Sanders"He's crazy as a bedbug."-- Trump on Sanders' comment"Of course the Australians have better healthcare than we do -- everybody does."-- Trump"

May 05, 2017

"How am I doing? Am I doing okay? I'm president. Hey, I'm president! Can you believe it?"

– Trump, at Rose Garden gathering to celebrate House passage of AHCA

May 04, 2017

"It's something that I think is, frankly, maybe not as difficult as people have thought over the years."

– Trump on achieving an Israeli-Palestinian agreement

May 03, 2017

"He's saying terrible things, and people can't do that."-- Trump on Kim Jung Un"

May 02, 2017

"He doesn't lie. He's a B.S.-er, an exaggerator...When he says 'Everyone's rated this golf course the greatest golf course in the entire world,' the audience doesn't believe it, he doesn't believe it, and he knows they don't believe it, but everyone feels nice."-- Ann Coulter on Trump"I think we've done more than perhaps any president in the first 100 days...I'd give us an A."-- Trump"The relationship I have with China, it's been already acclaimed as being something very special, something very different than we have ever had."-- Trump"Obamacare is dead."-- Trump"

May 01, 2017

"Does everybody like Nikki? Otherwise she can easily be replaced."

– Trump joke to over a dozen UN ambassadors at luncheon, referring to UN Ambassador Nikki Haley, seated next to him

April 30, 2017

"Just give me vinegar and salt; I'll eat his liver."

– Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, on any Muslim terrorist he might catch