Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
November 01, 2017
"He's an energy and oil consultant, excellent guy."
-- Trump on then-foreign-policy-adviser George Papadopoulos, last year
"Few people knew the young, low level volunteer named George, who has already proven to be a liar."
-- Trump, yesterday
"He was the coffee boy."
-- former campaign adviser Michael Caputo
October 31, 2017
"[During the campaign] at least 16 women accused the president of sexually harassing them... Last week...the president called these accusations 'fake news.' Is the official White House position that all these women are lying?"
-- CBS News reporter Jacqueline Alemany
"Yeah, we've been clear on that from the beginning..."
-- WH press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders
October 30, 2017
The United States and Syria.
the only two countries not supporting the Paris climate accord
October 29, 2017
"I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children. How the media did this, I don't know... These are beautiful, wonderful children. Ohhhh -- you going to grow up to be like your parents? Don't answer."
Trump joshing with the Halloween-costumed children of White House reporters, in the Oval Office
October 28, 2017
"It is now commonly agreed, after many months of costly looking, that there was no collusion between Russia and Trump."
October 27, 2017
"I think the press makes me more uncivil than I am. People don't understand. I went to an Ivy League college. I was a nice student. I did very well. I'm a very intelligent person. That fact is, I think, I really believe, I think the press creates a different image of Donald Trump than the real person."
October 26, 2017
"One of the greatest memories of all time."
-- Trump, on himself
"He's got perfect genes."
-- Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin on Trump
October 25, 2017
"Am I mad at God? Yeah, I'm mad at him. I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn't happen... These people at the New York Times... don't want me in the marketplace. That's what this is all about."
Bill O'Reilly, in wake of report on $32M settlement with Fox News colleague re sexual misconduct accusation
October 24, 2017
"An utterly untruthful president....The debasement of our nation is what he will be remembered most for."
-- Sen. Bob Corker
"Corker is the incompetent head of the Foreign Relations Committee, and look how poorly the U.S. has done. He doesn't have a clue... People like liddle Bob Corker have set the U.S. way back."
October 23, 2017
"The only good thing this hurricane brought us is that now everybody knows that we are American citizens."
Rep Jenniffer González-Colón, Puerto Rico's sole representative to the U.S. Congress