Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
April 19, 2017"Things will work out fine between the U.S.A. and Russia. At the right time everyone will come to their senses and there will be lasting peace!"
– recent Trump tweet
April 18, 2017"I hope there's going to be peace, but they've been talking with this gentleman for a long time. You read Clinton's book and he said, 'Oh, we made such a great peace deal' and it was a joke...You look at different things over the years with President Obama. Everybody has been ouplayed. They've all been outplayed by this gentleman."
– Trump apparently referring to Kim Jong-un, who became North Korea's supreme leader in 2011
April 17, 2017"I did what was an almost impossible thing to do for a Republican -- easily won the Electoral College! Now tax returns are brought up again? ... Someone should look into who paid for the small organized rallies yesterday. The election is over!"
– Trump Easter tweets
April 16, 2017"If they go after Bannon, the mother of all stories is gonna drop, and we're just gonna destroy marriages, relationships -- it's gonna get personal...The pills people are popping, the mistresses, the sugar babies -- I know all of it...I haven't released every scoop that I have. I release my scoops strategically."-- Pizzagate conspiracy theorist Mike Cernovich"Congrats to Cernovich for breaking the Susan Rice story. In a long-gone time of unbiased journalism he'd win the Pulitzer."-- Donald Trump, Jr."
April 15, 2017"Losing 14 minutes of audiotape in comparison to this is a little spat in the sandbox in the kindergarten."
– Trump foreign policy aide Sebastian Gorka, comparing Susan Rice and Watergate
April 14, 2017"And if Hitler had won, should the world just get over it? Lincoln was the same sort of tyrant, and personally responsible for the deaths of over 800,000 Americans in a war that was unnecessary and unconstitutional."
– NC Assemblyman Larry Pittman, arguing in favor of defying Supreme Court decision on same-sex marriage
April 13, 2017"I'm going to instruct my Treasury Secretary to label China a currency manipulator...the greatest in the world."-- Trump during campaign"They're not currency manipulators."-- Trump yesterday"I said it was obsolete. It's no longer obsolete."-- Trump on NATO"
April 12, 2017"We're going to do things really great for our country."
April 11, 2017"If there was anything [the] Syria [strike] did, it was to validate the fact that there is no Russia tie."
– Eric Trump
April 10, 2017"Again, to our very foolish leader, do not attack Syria. If you do many very bad things will happen and from that fight the U.S. gets nothing."
– Trump, 9/5/13