Say What? Archive

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February 11, 2017

"But he's a killer."-- Bill O'Reilly on Putin"There are a lot of killers. You think our country's so innocent?"-- Trump in response"One could argue that's the most anti-American statement ever made by the president of the United States, to confuse American values with Putin, who is running a criminal oligarchy, who kills people abroad and at home, who imprisons journalists...It's hard to know what to think about it."-- retired Gen. Barry McCaffrey"

February 10, 2017

"It's a wonderful line. I own some of it. I'm going to give a free commercial here. Go buy it today, everybody. You can find it online...She's his daughter, and [Nordstrom is] using get to him. I think people could see through that. 'Go buy Ivanka's stuff' is what I would tell you."

– Kellyanne Conway pitching Ivanka Trump's clothing line on "Fox and Friends"

February 09, 2017

"I was a good student. I understand things. I comprehend very well, better than I think almost anybody."

– Trump

February 08, 2017

"Any negative polls are fake news."

– President Trump

February 07, 2017

"We're going to have a very, very strict ban."-- Trump, 1/28, on executive order"It's a 90-day ban."-- Sean Spicer, 1/29"This is a ban..."Kellyanne Conway, 1/29"First of all, it's not a travel ban."-- Spicer, 1/31, annoyed at a reporter's question about "the ban""Everybody is arguing about whether or not it is a ban. Call it what you want..."-- Trump tweet, 2/1"

February 06, 2017

"I like a lot of books. I like reading books. I don't have the time to read very much now in terms of the books, but I like reading it."-- Trump, on books"I like bullets, or I like as little at possible."-- Trump, on his briefing papers"We have some big enemies out there."-- Trump, on what he's learned from briefing papers"

February 05, 2017

"The opinion of this so-called judge, which essentially takes law-enforcement away from our country, is ridiculous...Many bad and dangerous people may be pouring into our country."

– Trump tweets re judge temporarily blocking travel ban

February 04, 2017

"[Celebrity Apprentice is] a total disaster...I want to pray for Arnold, if we can, for those ratings."-- President Trump, at the National Prayer Breakfast"Hey Donald, I have a great idea. Why don't we switch jobs? You take over TV, because you're such an expert in ratings, and I take over your job. And then people can finally sleep comfortably again. Hm?"-- Schwarzenegger in response"

February 03, 2017

"I bet it's brand new information to people that President Obama had a six-month ban on the Iraqi refugee program after two Iraqis came here to this country, were radicalized, and they were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre."

– Kellyanne Conway, referring to an event that did not occur

February 01, 2017

"Today I am keeping another promise to the American people by nominating Judge Neil Gorsuch of the United States Supreme Court to be of the United States Supreme Court."

– Trump announcement