Say What? Archive

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April 26, 2017

"The day I realized it can be smart to be shallow was, for me, a deep experience."-- Trump, in Think Like a Billionaire"Perception is more important than reality. If someone perceives something to be true, it is more important than if it is in fact true. This doesn't mean you should be duplicitous or deceitful, but don't go out of your way to correct a false assumption if it plays to your advantage."-- Ivanka Trump, in The Trump Card: Playing to Win in Work and Life"

April 25, 2017

"I have all the ratings for all those morning shows. When I go, they go double, triple...Dickerson had 5.2 million people. It's the highest for Face the Nation -- or as I call it, Deface the Nation -- since the World Trade Center. Since the World Trade Center came down."

– Trump

April 24, 2017

"WikiLeaks! I love Wikileaks."-- Trump, October 10, 2016"When it came out, all I was saying is, 'Well, look at all this information here, this is pretty good stuff.'...When I said 'Wow'... it was just a figure of speech. I said, 'Well, look at this. It's good reading.'...I don't support or unsupport. It was just information."-- Trump, last week"

April 23, 2017

"Very interesting election currently taking place in France."

– Trump tweet

April 22, 2017

"Korea actually used to be a part of China."-- Trump"Clearly not true and not even worthy of response."-- South Korean official"

April 21, 2017

"I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the president of the United States from what appears to be his clearly statutory and constitutional power."

– Attorney General Jeff Sessions, referring to the 50th state, Hawaii

April 20, 2017

"It's what I tell small children: Just because somebody says something, doesn't make it true. And it's a great lesson for everyone...You can turn on the TV...and people literally say things that just aren't true."

– White House adviser Kellyanne Conway

April 19, 2017

"Things will work out fine between the U.S.A. and Russia. At the right time everyone will come to their senses and there will be lasting peace!"

– recent Trump tweet

April 18, 2017

"I hope there's going to be peace, but they've been talking with this gentleman for a long time. You read Clinton's book and he said, 'Oh, we made such a great peace deal' and it was a joke...You look at different things over the years with President Obama. Everybody has been ouplayed. They've all been outplayed by this gentleman."

– Trump apparently referring to Kim Jong-un, who became North Korea's supreme leader in 2011

April 17, 2017

"I did what was an almost impossible thing to do for a Republican -- easily won the Electoral College! Now tax returns are brought up again? ... Someone should look into who paid for the small organized rallies yesterday. The election is over!"

– Trump Easter tweets