Say What? Archive

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March 27, 2017

"I am astonished to hear people suggest that we can solve our heroin crisis by legalizing marijuana, so people can trade one life-wrecking dependency for another that's only slightly less awful."

– Attorney General Jeff Sessions

March 26, 2017

"He's got perfect genes. He has incredible energy, okay? And he's unbelievably healthy."

– Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin on Trump

March 25, 2017

"The president clings to his assertion like a drunk to an empty gin bottle."

– Wall Street Journal on wiretap claim

March 24, 2017

"Go with our plan. It's going to be terrific."

– Trump

March 23, 2017

"Nobody should underestimate how much [Trump campaign chairman and chief strategist] Paul Manafort did to get this campaign to where it is right now."-- Newt Gingrich, last August"Paul Manafort played a very limited role."-- Sean Spicer, on Monday"

March 22, 2017

"When anyone criticizes the honesty or integrity or motives of a federal judge, I find that disheartening and demoralizing."-- Judge Neil Gorsuch, at confirmation hearing yesterday"Somebody said I should not criticize judges. Okay, I'll criticize judges."-- Trump, at fundraiser a few hours later"

March 21, 2017

"They're bad people, folks."-- Trump, on journalists"I have my own form of media."-- Trump, on Twitter"

March 20, 2017

"We have a great plan. We have a plan that's getting more and more popular."

– Trump on the American Healthcare Act

March 19, 2017

"Well, you know, I love to read. Actually, I'm looking at a book, I'm reading a book. I'm trying to get started. Every time I do about a half a page, I get a phone call that there's some emergency, this or that...I don't get to read very much, because I'm working very hard on lots of different things, including getting costs down."

– Trump, interviewed on Fox News

March 18, 2017

"Donald Trump doesn't really care about domestic policy, he mostly cares about testosterone. He wants to increase funding for every program that seems manly, hard, muscular and ripped, like the military and armed antiterrorism programs. Indeed, the Trump budget looks less like a political philosophy and more like a sexual fantasy."

– David Brooks, in NYT column