Say What? Archive

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November 06, 2016

"My primary consultant is myself, because I have a very good brain, and I've said a lot of things."

– Donald Trump

November 05, 2016

"I am...honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has, because we know how to win."

– Donald Trump

November 04, 2016

"Our country has gotten too mean and violent."-- Melania Trump"The guy does deserve a bullet."-- Eric Trump on former KKK leader David Duke"

November 03, 2016

"Tweets by Donald Trump and Jon Stewart, 2013:Trump: I promise you I'm much smarter than Jonathan Leibowitz, I mean Jon Stewart, who by the way is totally overrated.Trump:Jon Stewart is a total phony. He should cherish his past, not run from it.Stewart:Many people don't know this, but Donald Trump's real name is F***face Von Clownstick. I wish he would embrace the Clownstick heritage.Trump:Amazing how the haters and losers keep tweeting the name F***face Von Clownstick. Like they are so original, like no one else is doing it.Trump:What's so funny about the name F***face Von Clownstick? It was not coined by Jonathan Leibowitz. He stole it from a moron on Twitter.Stewart:We seem to have hit a F***face Von Nervestick.Trump, four days later, at 1:30 a.m.:Little Jon Stewart is a pussy. And would be hopeless in a debate with me."

November 02, 2016

"The American people deserve a voice in the nomination of the next Supreme Court Justice."-- Sen. Richard Burr, March 2016, on delaying consideration of Merrick Garland's nomination until after November"If Hillary Cliinton becomes president, I am going to do everything I can do to make sure four years from now, we still got an opening on the Supreme Court."-- Sen. Richard Burr, October, 2016"I believe the American people must have a voice in the direction of the Supreme Court by electing a new president."-- Sen. John McCain, March 2016"I promise you that we will be united against any Supreme Court nominee that Hillary Clinton, if she were president, would put up."-- Sen. John McCain, October 2016"

November 01, 2016

"She wants to let people just pour in. You could have 650 million people pour in and we do nothing about it. Think of it, that's what could happen. You triple the size of our country in one week."

– Donald Trump on a Hillary Clinton presidency

October 31, 2016


– percentage of Americans who say they wish the election were over, according to a recent poll; 12 percent say they're enjoying it

October 30, 2016

"'Becuase I'm a billionaire I can do things other people can't.' What a disgustting assertion for anyone to make... The press always ask me, don't I wish I was debating him? No, I wish we were in high school, and I could take him behind the gym."-- Joe Biden on Donald Trump"I'd love that. I'd that, Mr. Tough guy. You know when he's Mr. Tough Guy? When he's standing behind a microphone by himself."-- Donald Trump"

October 29, 2016

"We don't know the significance of this newly discovered collection of emails. I don't want to create a misleading impression."-- FBI Director James Comey, in his announcement to Congress that some Hillary Clinton emails, which may or may not have been seen before by the FBI, have come to light in the course of a federal investigation of former Congressman Anthony Weiner"He has no business writing to Congress about supposed new emails that neither he nor anyone in the FBI has ever reviewed."-- former assistant U.S. attorney Nick Akerman"This is such an inappropriate public disclosure by Comey... the latest in a long string of them."-- former DOJ spokesman Matthew Miller"This is bigger than Watergate."-- Donald Trump, at a rally"

October 28, 2016

"Don't worry about it. I'll make that decision at the right time. But we have a rigged system."

– Donald Trump on whether or not he will accept the results of the election