Say What? Archive

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March 28, 2018

"My advice would be, like, 'Get the f*** out of there, man. Why do you need that for? Go back to Mar-a-lago and hang. Just give it over to Pence.'"

– Howard Stern, on Trump

March 27, 2018

"It looks like a march to burn the Constitution and rewrite the parts they don't like in crayon."

– NRA TV host Colion Noir on "March for Our Lives"

March 26, 2018

"How about kids, instead of looking for someone else to solve their problems, do something about maybe taking CPR classes or trying to deal with situtations that when there is a violent shooter that you can actually respond to that... Phony gun laws don't solve these problems."

– former Sen. Rick Santorum on "March for Our Lives"

March 25, 2018

"Thousands of activists will descend on Washington to demand that you be punished for crimes others committed."

– Fox News' Tucker Carlson on "March for Our Lives"

March 24, 2018

"When a guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, 'I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it,' they asked me if I'd like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said, 'If we were in high school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.'"-- former VP Joe Biden"Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically... He would go down fast and hard, crying all the way."-- President Trump"

March 23, 2018

"The greatest orator since William Jennings Bryan."

– Steve Bannon on Trump

March 22, 2018

"President Trump to this day has said nastier things publicly about me, Don Lemon, Chuck Todd, Meryl Streep, and the cast of 'Hamilton' than he has of former KGB operative and current human rights repressor Vladimir Putin."

– CNN's Jake Tapper

March 21, 2018

"Political witchhunt."

– President Richard Nixon on Watergate hearings, July 1973

March 20, 2018

"If you walk into a room and you know you're going to kill someone, it's a first degree murder. I think it's the same thing with the oil companies... [They] knew from 1959 on... that there would be global warming... that it would be risky for people's lives, that it would kill...We're going to go after them... This is no different from the smoking issue."

– former CA Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on intended lawsuit

March 19, 2018

"Director Pompeo has focused much-needed public attention on non-state hostile intelligence services like WikiLeaks, which seek to obtain and disseminate America's secrets, jeopardizing our national security personnel and operation." -- White House fact sheet praising Pompeo's career "Need further proof that the fix was in from Pres. Obama on down? BUSTED: 19,252 emails from DNC leaked by WikiLeaks." -- Mike Pompeo, July 23, 2016 "Boy, I love reading WikiLeaks." -- Trump, November 4, 2016"