Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • September 09, 2018

    "[Mueller is] Comey's best friend. And I could give you 100 pictures of him and Comey hugging and kissing each other."
    -- Trump
  • September 08, 2018

    "I am putting pro-life justices on the court."
    -- Trump, 2016
    "I think it's embarrassing for the country to allow protestors."
    -- Trump
  • September 07, 2018

    "Nobody's ever done a better job than I'm doing as president. That I can tell you."
    -- Trump
    "It's hard to argue with the fact that this president has had the most successful two first years of any president in history."
    -- WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders
    "Nobody had more fun than I did."
    -- Burt Reynolds
  • September 06, 2018

    "Almost everyone agrees that my Administration has done more in less than two years than any other Administration in the history of our Country."
    -- Trump
  • September 05, 2018

    "He's an idiot. It's pointless to try to convince him of anything. He's gone off the rails. We're in Crazytown. I don't even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I've ever had."
    -- WH Chief of Staff John Kelly, on Trump
  • September 04, 2018

    "Impeachment is not about punishment. Impeachment is about cleansing the office. Impeachment is about restoring honor and integrity to the office."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham, re Bill Clinton
  • September 03, 2018

    "I just cannot state strongly enough how totally dishonest much of the Media is. Truth doesn't matter to them."
    -- Trump
    "An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."
    -- Trump tweet, 8/6/12
  • September 02, 2018

    "The America of Sen. John McCain has no need to be made great again, because America was always great."
    -- Meghan McCain, at her father's funeral
    -- Trump tweet, in response
  • September 01, 2018

    "Lyin' Ted...Why would the people of Texas support Ted Cruz when he has accomplished absolutely nothing for them..."
    -- Trump on Sen. Ted Cruz, 2016
    "I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October. I'm picking the biggest stadium in Texas we can find. As you know, Ted has my complete and total endorsement..."
    -- Trump, this week
  • August 31, 2018

    "I view it as an illegal investigation...There should never have been a special counsel."
    -- Trump on Mueller inquiry