Say What? Archive

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October 18, 2015

"And it's just, kind of, like, dude, you know, either drop out or do something, but we're paying you to do something, it ain't run for president."

– Jeb Bush, Jr.'s advice to Marco Rubio

October 17, 2015

"It made me sick."

– Sen. Lindsey Graham on Dem debate

October 17, 2015

"An elderly, dyspeptic Bilbo Baggins."

– Karl Rove on Bernie Sanders

October 15, 2015

"I can be very magnanimous, when I have to be."

– Donald Trump

October 14, 2015

"I trust Bernie Sanders with my tax dollars like I trust a North Korean chef with my Labrador!"

– Mike Huckabee live-tweeting the Dem debate

October 13, 2015

"A complete failure as a father. He should be embarrassed to even show his face in public. He's the problem here... He failed to raise his son."

– Gov. Bobby Jindal on Oregon gunman Chris Mercer's dad

October 11, 2015

"Nobody cares who's House Speaker."

– Gov. Chris Christie

October 10, 2015

"I never saw a body with bullet holes that was more devastating than taking the right to arm ourselves away."

– Dr. Ben Carson

October 09, 2015

"Ben and Candy Carson terrific. What about a real black President who can properly address the racial divide? And much else."

– Rupert Murdoch tweet

October 08, 2015

"If your calling is media, fine, if your calling is sports, whatever it is, but you've got to be the greatest you can be. Now! Now! Before this country is so completely altered that we're left with Hillary's brain in the Oval Office in a jar! That's what we're getting! She's old and she's sick. She's not a contender."

– Matt Drudge