Say What? Archive

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May 17, 2018

"Congratulations America, we are now into the second year of the greatest Witch Hunt in American History..."-- Trump"There's no reason for this investigation...We're trying to get [Mueller] to end this...The special counsel's office doesn't seem to have that, sort of, understanding that they're interfering with things that are much bigger than them or us. So it's time to get the darn thing over with...We've tortured this president enough."-- Giuliani"

May 16, 2018

"To members of Washington's foreign policy establishment, regardless of party affiliation, President Trump's decision to exit one nuclear deal (with Iran) only to enter another nuclear deal (with North Korea) is beyond baffling. They clearly never saw The Good, the Bad and the Ugly."

– Niall Ferguson

May 15, 2018

"The White House has got a bunch of leakers in there... A lot of these guys got into the White House, they were astonished that the president won. If you showed me the roster, I could pick out the leakers... You don't have to be Carrie Mathison from Homeland to figure it out."-- former WH communications director Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci"The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake New Media in order to make us look as bad as possible. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are!"-- Trump"

May 14, 2018

"Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets."-- Donald Trump Jr., 2008"We don't rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia."-- Eric Trump, 2014"

May 13, 2018

"Imagine if [the Stormy Daniels story] came out on October 15, 2016, right in the middle of the debate with Hillary Clinton."-- Giuliani"It had nothing to do with the campaign. It was a personal matter."-- Giuliani on Stormy Daniels payment"

May 12, 2018

"[NBC News cites] sources which are constantly wrong...The sources probably don't exist, they are fabricated, fiction!...Despite the tremendous success we are having with the economy, and all things else, 91% of the network news about me is negative (Fake). Why do we work so hard when it is corrupt. Take away credentials?"

– Trump

May 11, 2018

"He wasn't told. But even if he was told, he wouldn't have remembered it, like I wouldn't have remembered it."

– Rudy Giuliani on Trump and payment of $130,000 to Stormy Daniels

May 10, 2018

"I think I would get on my charger and go right into their offices with a lance if they go after Ivanka...Now, I think if they do do Ivanka, which I doubt they will, the whole country will turn on them. They're going after his daughter?...Jared is a fine man, you know that. But men are, you know, disposable. But a fine woman like Ivanka? Come on."

– Rudy Giuliani on Mueller investigation

May 09, 2018

"Learn before you speak. It's a lot easier."

– Trump to reporters

May 08, 2018

"I am Trumpier than Trump."

– West VA Senate candidate Don Blankenship