Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
February 11, 2016"Now, listen, in this country I'm the son of a billionaire. I can't even have an opinion anymore. I could be Albert Einstein and they would discredit me as a horrible scientist."
– Donald Trump, Jr.
February 10, 2016"Trump arrived onstage, to the Beatles' 'Revolution.'"
– from report on NH victory rally
February 09, 2016"Under the definition of torture, [waterboarding] is not. Under the law, torture is excruciating pain that is equivalent to losing organs or systems."-- Ted Cruz"I would bring back waterboarding, and I would bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding."-- Donald Trump"
February 08, 2016"With Congress you have to get everybody in a room. You have to get them to agree with what you want. You have to get people in, grab 'em, hug 'em, kiss 'em, and get the deal done. But it's got to be that deal that you want."
– Donald Trump
February 07, 2016"I'm a Bush. Great. Doesn't bother me a bit."
– Jeb Bush
February 06, 2016"An attack on one faith is an attack on all faiths... We have to reject a politics that seeks to manipulate prejudice or bias, and targets people because of religion."-- President Obama, visiting a Baltimore mosque"Always pitting people against each other... Look at today: he gave a speech at a mosque... It's this constant pitting people against each other than I can't stand."-- Sen. Marco Rubio"Maybe he feels comfortable there."-- Donald Trump"
February 05, 2016"Based on the fraud committed by Senator Ted Cruz during the Iowa Caucus, either a new election should take place or Cruz results nullified...[He] didn't win Iowa, he stole it."-- Trump tweets"I don't care about that anymore...Who cares?-- Trump, the next day"
February 04, 2016"I'll beat her rear end on that stage and afterward she'll be relieved that I didn't serve her with a subpoena."
– Chris Christie on Hillary Clinton
February 03, 2016"There may be someone with tomatoes in the audience. So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell -- I promise you, I will pay the legal fees. I promise, I promise. It won't be so much 'cause the courts agree with us too."
– Donald Trump at a Iowa rally on Monday
February 02, 2016"[Our Humvees are] the best in the world, armor-plated, top, bottom, all over. If a bomb goes off, our wounded warriors, instead of losing their legs, their arms, worse, they're okay. They go for a little ride upward, and they come down."
– Donald Trump