Say What? Archive

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August 30, 2016

"He hasn't changed his immigration position. He has changed the words he is saying."

– Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson

August 29, 2016

"She's totally bigoted. There's no question about that."

– Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton

August 27, 2016

"Here's something that's contrary to popular belief: I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

– Kanye West

August 25, 2016

"African-American citizens and Latino citizens will have the time of their life."

– Donald Trump, on his presidency

August 25, 2016

"I think this is the best speech that any Repubican, at the least, has ever given."

– Rudy Giuliani on one of Trump's recent addresses

August 24, 2016

"Right now you walk down the street, you get shot. Look at the statistics. We'll straighten it out...We'll get rid of the crime."

– Donald Trump

August 23, 2016

"We need a leader with qualities that resemble those of Winston Churchill, and I believe that leader is Donald Trump."

– Jerry Falwell, Jr., president of Liberty University

August 20, 2016

"You're living in poverty. Your schools are no good. You have no jobs. Fifty-eight percent of your youth is unemployed. What the hell do you have to lose?"

– Donald Trump, on why African-Americans should vote for him

August 20, 2016

"The Obama administration went so far to have the impudence to challenge the supreme dignity of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. The United States has crossed the red line in our showdown. We regard this thrice-cursed crime as a declaration of war."

– NK diplomat Han Song Ryol, on U.S. sanctions against Kim Jong Un for alleged human rights abuses

August 18, 2016

"I said Obama is the founder of ISIS sarcastically. But not that sarcastically, to be honest."

– Donald Trump