Say What? Archive

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December 07, 2015

"What Mr. Trump is saying about how to handle this war is empowering the enemy. ISIL loves Donald Trump because he is giving them an opportunity to bring people their way... I think Donald Trump is destroying the Republican Party."

– Sen. Lindsey Graham

December 06, 2015

"There's something going on with him that we don't know about."

– Donald Trump on President Obama

December 05, 2015

"Here's the simple and undeniable fact: The overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats. The media doesn't report that."

– Ted Cruz

December 04, 2015

"I would rather have anybody else be the president of the United States. Anyone. I would rather pick somebody from the phone book."

– Craig Mazin, Ted Cruz's freshman roommate at Princeton

December 03, 2015

"We're fighting a very politically correct war...With the terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives. Don't kid yourself... You have to take out their families."

– Donald Trump

December 02, 2015

"Why wouldn't it have taken place?"

– Donald Trump, defending his disputed claim that thousands of Muslims in New Jersey publicly celebrated the fall of the World Trade Center towers on 9/11

December 01, 2015

"Would I approve waterboarding? You bet your ass I'd approve it, you bet your ass -- in a heartbeat. And I would approve more than that...It works. Only a stupid person would say it doesn't work... And you know what? If it doesn't work, they deserve it anyway for what they're doing to us."

– Donald Trump

November 30, 2015

"We're going to have to do things we never did before. And some people are going to be upset about it. But I think that now everybody is feeling that security is going to rule."

– Donald Trump

November 28, 2015

"After this attack in West Africa, Obama's new domestic terrorism plan probably requires Americans to memorize Koran verses."

– Mike Huckabee

November 27, 2015

"I have the world's greatest memory. It's one thing everyone agrees on."

– Donald Trump