Say What? Archive

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November 13, 2016

"Just had a very open and successful presidential election. Now professional protesters, incited by the media, are protesting. Very unfair!"-- Donald Trump tweet, 11-10-16"Love the fact that small groups of protesters have passion for our great country. We will all come together and be proud!"-- Donald Trump tweet, 11-11-16"We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided!"-- Donald Trump tweet 11-6-12, when he thought Romney had lost the presidency but won the popular vote"

November 12, 2016

"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

– H.L. Mencken, 1920

November 11, 2016

"The electoral college is a disaster for democracy."

– Donald Trump, November 6, 2012

November 10, 2016

"This was a primal scream."-- David Axelrod"The patriarchy survives, enraged."-- Adam Gopnick"We now feel the way Rudy Giuliani looks."-- Stephen Colbert"God bless Donald Trump! It's time to do the right thing. It's time to take America back!"-- former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke"It's so great our enemies are making themselves clear so that when we get into the White House, we know where we stand. Mr. Trump has a long memory and we're keeping a list."-- Omarosa Manigault"

November 09, 2016

"You have one day to make every dream you've ever dreamed for your family come true."

– Donald Trump to crowd in Scranton, Monday afternoon

November 08, 2016

"I did a lot of freaking out about Barack Obama. But Obama made me a better man."

– Glenn Beck

November 07, 2016

"The Art of the Deal and Surviving at the Top. I love books. I love reading when I get a chance to."-- Donald Trump, when asked by a reporter what his two favorite books are"I read passages, I read areas, I'll read chapters -- I don't have the time."-- Trump, asked by Megyn Kelly about the most recent book he'd read"I defeated the president, 110 books to 95."-- Karl Rove on winning his 2005 book-reading contest with George W. Bush"

November 06, 2016

"My primary consultant is myself, because I have a very good brain, and I've said a lot of things."

– Donald Trump

November 05, 2016

"I am...honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has, because we know how to win."

– Donald Trump

November 04, 2016

"Our country has gotten too mean and violent."-- Melania Trump"The guy does deserve a bullet."-- Eric Trump on former KKK leader David Duke"