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July 15, 2014

"When I say [gay people are] born that way, the tendency is there. [But] my point is that Boy Scout leaders, YMCA leaders, and others bring them in that direction, and teachers. And if you look over the history of societies, you will find, of course, that some of the highly intelligent people... Oscar Wilde, Aristotle, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, were all homosexuals... But the point is, look at that, once a society moves in that direction, the vitality goes out of that society. Now, isn't that right, Henry?"

– from newly-released Nixon tape, 4-28-71

July 14, 2014

"When did birth control pills become so important to the human condition that the federal government requires every insurance policy to cover them?...Pregnancy is something that you have to do to cause. It doesn't just happen to you while you're walking down the street except in the case of sexual abuse...Yet we treat it as a great imposition that women need to be protected from...Yet they wouldn't have the problem if they didn't do a certain thing. It's that simple."

– Rush Limbaugh

July 11, 2014

"Even with $3.7B that's requested, there's no way what's being called for is going to stop the invasion that's occurring...I'm hoping my governor will utilize Article 1, Section 10, that allows a state that is being invaded -- in our case more than twice as many just in recent months [as] invaded France on D-Day-- use whatever means, whether it's troops, even using ships of war, even exacting a tax on interstate stop the invasion."

– Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert on influx of unaccompanied minors across U.S. border

July 10, 2014

"He has become a dictator. He is running amok. He is not following the Constitution."-- Iowa GOP Senate candidate Joni Ernst on Obama, in January"I obviously do not believe the president is a dictator, but his repeated use of unilateral action sure makes him look like one."-- Ernst on Obama, this week"

July 08, 2014

"President George W. Bush led our nation through some of the most challenging moments of our nation's history -- and we miss him and his leadership."

– sales pitch for the "I Miss W" t-shirt

July 07, 2014

"I don't want to get into the debate about climate change, but I will simply point out that I think in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here. Nobody will dispute that. Yet there are no coal mines on Mars. There are no factories on Mars that I'm aware of."

– Kentucky state Sen. Brandon Smith

July 04, 2014

"It is a greater thing to be a good citizen than to be a good Republican or a good Democrat."

– Gifford Pinchot

July 03, 2014

"I call them 'The Beyonce Voters'...They depend on government because they're not depending on their husbands. They need things like contraception, health care, and they love to talk about equal pay."

– Fox's Jesse Watters on single women

July 02, 2014

"The greatest deception in the history of mankind."

– LA state Rep. Lenar Whitney on the idea of man-made climate change

July 01, 2014

"It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a lookalike. Lucas' look-alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011. I will NEVER use Artificial Intelligence look-alike to voice what the Representative's Office is doing nor own a robot look-alike."

– Tea Party challenger Timothy Ray Murray, who received 3,442 votes in an Oklahoma primary race last Tuesday