Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
January 07, 2013"I need this job like I need a hole in the head."
– House Speaker John Boehner
January 04, 2013"In 2006, Google made $60 billion less than U.S. newspapers and magazines. Now it makes more ad money than all of U.S. print media combined."
– Derek Thompson in a recent article
January 03, 2013"No. I only know what I hear on Fox News and what I hear on radio... Muslims are killing Americans and trying to blow stuff up... Most Muslims are terrorists and don't believe in Jesus Christ."
– Indiana man convicted of setting fire to a mosque, when asked by the judge if he knew any Muslims or knew what Islam is
January 02, 2013"Go f**k yourself."-- House Speaker John Boehner to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid in the White House last Friday"What are you talking about?"-- Reid, to Boehner"Go f**k yourself."-- Boehner, to Reid"
December 28, 2012"I didn't realize how much I didn't want to be here until I got here."
– Sen. Charles Schumer, on returning to Washington, D.C.
December 26, 2012"He wanted to be president less than anyone I've met in my life. He had no desire to...run. If he could have found someone else to take his place...he would have been ecstatic to step aside."
– Tagg Romney on his father Mitt
December 22, 2012"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun...I call on Congress today, to act immediately to appropriate whatever is necessary to put armed police officers in every single school in this nation."
– Wayne LaPierre, at NRA press conference
December 21, 2012"I wish to God she had had an M-4 in her office."
– Rep. Louie Gohmert on Sandy Hook principal Dawn Hochspring
December 19, 2012"We think it is poor form for a politician or a special interest group to try to push a legislative agenda on the back of any tragedy."-- NRA, after 2008 Northern Illinois shootings"Now is not the time to debate politics or discuss policy."-- NRA, after 2009 Binghampton massacre"At this time, anything other than prayers for the victims and their families would be inappropriate."-- NRA, after 2011 shooting spree that wounded Gabrielle Giffords"There will be an appropriate time down the road to engage in political and policy discussions."-- NRA, after 2012 Aurora massacre"NRA will not have any comment."-- NRA, after 2012 Newtown massacre"
December 18, 2012"Wasn't the Connecticut killer just doing what abortionists do every day? It's a wonder we don't have more 20-year-old 'dads' doing what women and doctors have been an accomplice to for years in America. When you forget the Ten Commandments, people, this is what you get."
– Victoria Jackson