Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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February 15, 2017

"Information is being illegally given to the failing New York Times and Washington Post by the Intelligence community (NSA and FBI?). Just like Russia....Classified information is illegally given out by 'intelligence' like candy...This Russian connection non-sense is merely an attempt to cover-up the many mistakes made in Hillary Clinton's losing campaign."

– Trump tweets

February 14, 2017

"The president likes maps."

– National Security Council official

February 13, 2017

"If you can't produce peace in the Middle East, nobody can."

– Trump shout-out to son-in-law Jared Kushner, at pre-Inaugural dinner

February 12, 2017

"An example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice."

– Trump on Frederick Douglass (1818-1895), speaking at launch ceremony for Black History Month

February 11, 2017

"But he's a killer."-- Bill O'Reilly on Putin"There are a lot of killers. You think our country's so innocent?"-- Trump in response"One could argue that's the most anti-American statement ever made by the president of the United States, to confuse American values with Putin, who is running a criminal oligarchy, who kills people abroad and at home, who imprisons journalists...It's hard to know what to think about it."-- retired Gen. Barry McCaffrey"

February 10, 2017

"It's a wonderful line. I own some of it. I'm going to give a free commercial here. Go buy it today, everybody. You can find it online...She's his daughter, and [Nordstrom is] using get to him. I think people could see through that. 'Go buy Ivanka's stuff' is what I would tell you."

– Kellyanne Conway pitching Ivanka Trump's clothing line on "Fox and Friends"

February 09, 2017

"I was a good student. I understand things. I comprehend very well, better than I think almost anybody."

– Trump

February 08, 2017

"Any negative polls are fake news."

– President Trump

February 07, 2017

"We're going to have a very, very strict ban."-- Trump, 1/28, on executive order"It's a 90-day ban."-- Sean Spicer, 1/29"This is a ban..."Kellyanne Conway, 1/29"First of all, it's not a travel ban."-- Spicer, 1/31, annoyed at a reporter's question about "the ban""Everybody is arguing about whether or not it is a ban. Call it what you want..."-- Trump tweet, 2/1"

February 06, 2017

"I like a lot of books. I like reading books. I don't have the time to read very much now in terms of the books, but I like reading it."-- Trump, on books"I like bullets, or I like as little at possible."-- Trump, on his briefing papers"We have some big enemies out there."-- Trump, on what he's learned from briefing papers"