Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • August 09, 2018

    | August 09, 2018
    "As a nation, we began by declaring that 'all men are created equal.' We now practically read it 'all men are created equal, except negroes.' When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty -- to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy."
    Abraham Lincoln, in 1855 letter to Joshua Speed
  • August 08, 2018

    | August 08, 2018
    "Governor Jerry Brown must allow the Free Flow of the vast amounts of water coming from the North and foolishly being diverted into the Pacific Ocean. Can be used for fires, farming and everything else. Think of California with plenty of Water -- Nice!"
  • August 06, 2018

    | August 07, 2018
    "California wildfires are being magnified and made so much worse by the bad environmental laws, which aren't allowing massive amount of readily available water to be properly utilized. It is being diverted into the Paciic Ocean. Must also tree clear to stop fire spreading!"
  • August 06, 2018

    | August 06, 2018
    "I am a creative genius, and this is not a good feeling for an artist to be treated this way, and it's not a good feeling for a citizen, either."
    Roseanne Barr on blowback from her post re former Obama official Valerie Jarrett: "Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes had a baby = VJ"
  • August 05, 2018

    | August 05, 2018
    "According to data provided by the Department of Justice, the vast majority of individuals convicted of terrorism and terrorism-related offenses since 9/11 came here from outside our country."
    -- Trump in SOTU address, 2017
    "What the president of the United States said before a joint session of Congress was not true. It wasn't true about immigrants and terrorism. And neither was it true about the Justice Department."
    -- LawFare editor-in-chief Benjamin Wittes, reporting on the results of his FOIA request, subsequent lawsuit against the DOJ, and the data he finally received
    "There has been zero objectivity, zero fairness... That's why we call them the Destroy Trump Media."
    -- Sean Hannity
  • August 04, 2018

    | August 04, 2018
    "Nobody can be sure of anything."
    Rudy Giuliani, asked how he could be sure Trump had no advance knowledge about the June 9th Trump Tower meeting
  • August 03, 2018

    | August 02, 2018
    "You see the Nazi platform in the early 1930s and what was actually put out there, and you look at it compared to, like, the DNC platform of today, and you're saying, 'Man, those things are awfully similar,' to the point where it's actually scary. To me, that was one of the most striking things I took from the movie because it's the exact opposite that you've been told."
    Donald Trump Jr. on Dinesh D'Souza's film "Death of a Nation"
  • August 02, 2018

    | August 02, 2018
    "Just remember: What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening."
  • August 01, 2018

    | August 01, 2018
    "The time has come for voter ID, like everything else. You know, if you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card. You need ID."
  • July 31, 2018

    | July 31, 2018
    "Yes, I did offer them acting jobs in exchange for sex, but so did and still does everyone."
    Harvey Weinstein