Say What? Archive

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July 08, 2016

"[He] will not be attending the convention and will instead take his kids to watch some dumpster fires across the state, all of which enjoy more popularity than the current front-runners"."

– spokesman for Nebraska Sen. Ben Sasse on his summer plans

July 07, 2016

"I think you and I should have had a sexual relationship a long time ago and then you'd be good and better and I'd be good and better."

– Roger Ailes to Gretchen Carlson, according to her recently filed sexual harassment lawsuit

July 06, 2016

"[Terrorists] have dreams at night, and their dreams are that Hillary Clinton becomes president of our country."-- Donald Trump"You know what [Saddam Hussein] did? He killed terrorists. He did that so good. They didn't read them the rights, they didn't talk. They were a terrorist, it was over.-- Donald Trump"

July 05, 2016

"They're allowed to chop off heads, and we can't waterboard...I like [waterboarding] a lot. I don't think it's tough enough...We're going to have to do things that are unthinkable almost."

– Donald Trump

July 01, 2016

"If I decide to run for office I'll produce my tax returns. I would love to do that."

– Donald Trump, 2014

June 30, 2016

"I would tell him to find someone who understands who the boss will be, someone who is not running too, someone who he could serve with [and] wouldn't need a food taste-tester around him, you know? You know what I mean?..."

– Sarah Palin's advice for Donald Trump in choosing a running mate

June 29, 2016

"Just a continuing rape of our country."

– Donald Trump on the 12-nation Trans-Pacific Partnership

June 28, 2016

"Our phones are ringing off the hook. Our social media is going nuts. We are definitely riding a wave of momentum, and we plan to ride it all the way to getting and winning a referendum on succession."

– Texas Nationalist Movement president Daniel Miller on Texit

June 27, 2016


– Rep. Steve King on having a person of color or a woman on U.S. currency

June 25, 2016

"[Scotland] is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!"     -- Donald Trump, tweeting during the Brexit vote; Scotland ended up with 62% choosing "remain"From Scottish tweets criticizing Trump for his error:     "You clueless numpty."     "You spoon."     "You mangled apricot hellbeast."