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October 15, 2012

"All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and Big Bang theory, all that is lies from the pit of hell...I don't believe the Earth's but about 9,000 years old."

– Rep. Paul Braun, who serves on the House Science, Space and Technology Committee

October 12, 2012

"I miss Jim Lehrer."

– Karl Rove

October 10, 2012

"There is no legislation with regards to abortion that I'm familiar with that would become part of my agenda."-- Mitt Romney to Des Moines Register editorial board"Governor Romney would of course support legislation aimed at providing greater protections for life."-- Romney spokesperson Andrea Saul, clarifying"The actions I'll take immediately is to remove funding for Planned Parenthood. It will not be part of my budget. And also...I will reinstate the Mexico City policy which keeps us from uisng foreign aid for abortions overseas."-- Romney, the next day"

October 09, 2012

"There's no corporation in America that would have a CEO, no COO, just a CEO, with 30 direct reports. So I would probably have super-cabinet secretaries, or at least some structure that McKinsey would guide me to put in place. I'm not kidding. I probably would bring in McKinsey."

– Mitt Romney, to the Wall Street Journal, 2007

October 08, 2012

"I don't believe the number and neither do any of the other people that have intelligence....That number came out of nowhere...I think that they did...a lot of monkey business."

– Donald Trump on new unemployment figures

October 05, 2012

"Unbelievable job numbers. These Chicago guys will do anything. Can't debate so change numbers."-- Jack Welch tweet"Somehow by manipulation of data we are all of a sudden below eight percent unemployment, a month from the Presidential election. Trust the Obama administration? Sure...and pigs fly."-- Rep. Allen West"

October 04, 2012

"Mentally I'm young. But you cannot stop the body from aging. Someone like myself despises the thought of death. I have a real problem with that. And after you run up the stairs 10 times, your knees hurt the next day. What the f**k is that? You know what I'm saying? I mean no one told me that's part of the deal."

– Arnold Schwarzenegger

October 03, 2012

"Lots of these politicians fly around with Secret Service and Air Force One and all that. Then they step down and all of a sudden they're flying first class on a commercial plane. I don't do that. I have a private plane. But I fly commercial when I go to environmental conferences."

– Arnold Schwarzenegger

October 02, 2012

"It would take me too long to go through the math."

– Paul Ryan, on why he can't explain which loopholes would be closed to pay for the proposed Romney-Ryan 20% tax cut

October 01, 2012

"I'm not going to sit here and complain about coverage of the campaign. As a candidate, if you do that, you're losing."-- Chris Christie"It goes without saying that there is definitely media bias."-- Paul Ryan"

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