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June 19, 2013

"The left wants: The government to explode; to pay everyone; to hire everyone; they believe that money grows on trees; the earth is flat; the industrial age, factory-style government is a cool new thing; debts don't have to be repaid; people of faith are ignorant and uneducated; unborn babies don't matter; pornography is fine; traditional marriage is discriminatory; 32 oz. sodas are evil; red meat should be rationed..."

– Gov. Bobby Jindal

June 18, 2013

"I believe that the Obama administration is conducting psychological warfare on conservative Americans. Not only that but it is also waging this war on all Americans who previously viewed themselves, their country, their Constitution  and their overwhelming belief in God as a force for good in the world."

– Fox News psychiatrist Dr. Keith Ablow

June 17, 2013

"Where is our commander in chief? We are talking now more new interventions. I say until we have a commander in chief who knows what he's doing...let Allah sort it out."

– Sarah Palin on the Mideast

June 14, 2013

"I watch these Khmer Rouge feminists try to take over the military, this looked like an attempted coup to me...I know most of the sexual assault cases are invented, I know it for a fact...'Oh, I didn't want to go on a date with him, I feel threatened, I feel uncomfortable.' They're now calling that sexual assault."-- radio host Michael Savage on hearings on sexual assault in the U.S. military"Those who think that it is okay to behave in a way that demeans or exploits their colleagues have no place in this army...Female soldiers and officers have proven themselves worthy of the best traditions of the Australian army...If that does not suit you, then get out...The standard you walk past is the standard you accept."-- Australian Chief of Army, Lieutenant General David Morrison, on related problems"

June 13, 2013

"When  you get something that has the name Kanye West on it, it's supposed to be pushing the furthest possibilities. I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers. I understand culture. I am the nucleus...The Michael Jordan of music...I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things."

– Kanye West, in recent NYT interview

June 11, 2013

"He's a traitor."-- House Speaker John Boehner on Edward Snowden"Hero of the Year."-- Michael Moore"Treason...Bring back the death penalty."-- Fox News analyst Ralph Peters"The man for which I have waited. Earmarks of a real hero."-- Glenn Beck"An act of treason."-- Sen. Dianne Feinstein"When you have a dictatorship or an authoritarian government, truth becomes treasonous...For somebody to tell the American people the truth is a heroic effort."-- Ron Paul"

June 10, 2013

"Debilitating stupidity... If he thinks the Democrats are going to love him for being the guy who plays fair rather than takes the political opportunity, he's crazy."

– former House Majority leader Dick Armey on Chris Christie holding election for Lautenberg's replacement

June 07, 2013

"The young folks coming in to each of your services are anywhere from 17 to 22 or 23. Gee whiz, the hormone level created by nature sets in place the possibility for these types of things to occur."-- Sen. Saxby Chambliss, testifying on Military Sexual Assault before the Senate Armed Services Committee"Sex crimes in the military -- they are a real issue...What baffles me is the way [MSNBC] prioritizes these issues...If these were liberal groups targeted by George W. Bush, they would not be covering sex assault in the military, okay?...It's unbelievable what they consider to be priorities."-- Fox News' Andrea Tantaros"

June 05, 2013

"I just don't feel competent to answer. I can't tell."

– Donald Rumsfeld, asked if President Obama has switched sides in the War on Terror

June 04, 2013

"I can't comprehend what I just saw. I feel sick.""Crying right now because George R.R. Martin ruins hopes and dreams.""What I just witnessed hurts more than when my parents got divorced.""Watching this series was the worst decision of my life.""Spare yourself the agony. Watch a different show. I need a therapist.""You know why the end credits had no music? The sound of your sobbing and sniffling is the music."

– tweets re Sunday's "Red Wedding" episode of Game of Thrones

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