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April 21, 2016

"Running for president is a significant sacrifice...There is almost no personal time...Time with my family is non-existent... Health and sleep are limited... The constant attacks never stop...My days are no longer my own..."-- Sen. Ted Cruz in a fundraising email"Two words: Boo hoo."-- Sen. Elizabeth Warren in response"

April 20, 2016

"The Donald Trump campaign is incapable of running a lemonade stand."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

April 19, 2016

"We've lost our jobs. We've lost everything."-- Donald Trump on the U.S."The Ayatollah Khomeini wants nuclear weapons to murder us."-- Ted Cruz on foreign policy"I don't think there is any long-term permanent peace solution. And I think pursuing that is the wrong thing to do."-- John Kasich on Israel and the Palestinians"Fear is taking over American politics. And the world is not far behind."-- Howard Fineman"

April 18, 2016


– Portion of calls to the IRS help line that went unanswered during last year's tax-filing season, according to Harper's Index

April 17, 2016

"A sleazeball."

– Donald Trump on G.B. Trudeau

April 16, 2016

"Billy Nye is as much a scientist as I am."

– Sarah Palin

April 15, 2016

"I wonder if President Obama would have attended the funeral of Justice Scalia if it were held in a mosque? Very sad that he did not go."

– Donald Trump

April 14, 2016

"I see plenty of people that die every day in hospitals and they have insurance. And they're in the hospital. But they still die."

– Idaho Gov. Butch Otter, defending not pursuing the state's option to expand Medicaid coverage

April 12, 2016

"These are smart people. These are people that know the Internet better than we do, and we're the ones that, you know, came up with it."

– Donald Trump on ISIS

April 11, 2016

"You have to treat 'em like s**t."-- Donald Trump on women, 1992"You once said the best way to treat women is to treat them like doody.""I never said that. It was attributed to me.""I see. So you treat women with respect.""I can't say that either."-- Donald Trump in conversation with Howard Stern, 1993"Nobody respects women more than I do. Not even close."-- Donald Trump, 2016"