Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
November 10, 2015"I got to know him very well because we were both on '60 Minutes.'"
– Donald Trump on Vladimir Putin
November 10, 2015"I feel like an asterisk. I am lost between the glory of Reagan -- the monuments everywhere, trumpets, the great hero -- and the trials and tribulations of my sons."
– President George H.W. Bush
November 08, 2015"Because it's 2015."
– Canadian PM Justin Trudeau, on why his newly-formed cabinet is 50% female
November 06, 2015"We'd be Cuba if there were no Fox News."
– Ben Carson on the U.S.
November 05, 2015"It's just not his thing."
– Donald Trump on Ben Carson and the presidency
November 04, 2015"For six-and-a-half years we've had a gigantic party. If you want someone to have a beer with, I may not be that guy. But if you want someone to drive you home, I will get the job done."
– Sen. Ted Cruz
November 03, 2015"You have this crazy Deborah Wasserman Schultz who is in there, a highly neurotic woman. This is a woman that is a terrible person."
– Donald Trump on the DNC chair
November 02, 2015"Everything we love about America, all the freedoms our forefathers fought for, all of it is under attack by President Obama."
– NRA executive vice president Wayne LaPierre
October 30, 2015"When a student shows up, [universities] ought to say, 'Hey, that psych major deal... that's great... but you realize you're going to be working at Chick-fil-A.'"
– Jeb Bush
October 29, 2015"Every single policy she espouses has been demonstrably bad for women."
– Carly Fiorina on Hillary Clinton