Say What? Archive

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October 11, 2013

"Your teenager comes to you, saying she wants to attend a dance. You have some misgivings, but you say okay because she's so passionate about the issue. Then you learn a vicious motorcycle gang may well show up at the dance, so you change your mind based upon best available evidence. And you protect your daughter from possible danger. Obamacare is like that."

– Bill O'Reilly

October 10, 2013

"Just as the Fugitive Slave Act was an overreach by the federal government, so too we understand that Obamacare is an assault on the rights of individuals."

– Rep. William O'Brien

October 09, 2013

"Don't fart and point at the dog."

– Jon Stewart on GOP

October 08, 2013

"As of today the United States is willingly, knowingly, intentionally sending arms to terrorists [in Syria]. Now what this says to me -- I'm a believer in Jesus Christ; as I look at the end times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry. We are to understand where we are in God's end times history. This isn't to cause us fear...Rather than seeing it as a negative, we need to rejoice. Maranatha, Come Lord Jesus. His day is at hand."

– Rep. Michele Bachmann

October 05, 2013

"Unwilling to negotiate with the American people."

– Rep. Raul R. Labrador on President Obama

October 04, 2013

"We are very excited. It's exactly what we wanted, and we got it."Rep. Michele Bachmann after vote leading to shutdown "It's wonderful. We're 100 percent united!...We are focusing on what we need to do and not worrying about what the other guy is going to do...That's how Ulysses S. Grant won the war."Rep. John Abney, on the same event"Mark Twain once said, 'Do the right thing and it will gratify some people and astonish the rest.' America's been a little astonished by us doing the right thing..."Rep. Tim Huelskamp"

October 03, 2013

"We're not going to be disrespected. We have to get something out of this. And I don't know what that even is."

– Republican Congressman Marlin Stutsman, on the government shutdown

October 02, 2013

"A felony...A criminal act."

– Texas Gov. Rick Perry on the implementation of Obamacare

October 01, 2013

"Lemmings with suicide vests."

– Rep. Devin Nunes, on fellow House Republicans

September 30, 2013

"It's not working...If you want people to get health insurance, the best way for them to get health insurance is to get a job."

– Sen. Ted Cruz, two days before the exchanges open