Say What? Archive

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July 31, 2015

"Repeal and replace with something terrific."

– Donald Trump on how he would handle Obamacare if elected

July 30, 2015

"Let's get a pull-up bar out there and let's see who can do the most pull-ups."

– Rick Perry on Donald Trump

July 29, 2015

"We have people chopping off heads and [Obama's] talking about climate change. I call it weather. The weather changes...It's weather. You can have bad weather...Maybe there's a little bit of change. I don't happen to think it's man-made."

– Donald Trump

July 27, 2015

"Any drunken redneck can walk in a bar and start a fight. The question is, can he finish the fight?"

– former Gov. Mike Huckabee on Donald Trump

July 23, 2015

"If I am elected president I will go after marijuana smokers and the states that allow them to smoke. I'll shut them down big time. I'm sick of these addicts, sick of these liberals with no self-control."

– Gov. Chris Christie

July 22, 2015

"What Mr. Trump is offering is not conservatism, it is Trump-ism -- a toxic mix of demagoguery and nonsense."-- Gov. Rick Perry"He should be forced to take an IQ test before being allowed to enter the GOP debate."-- Trump on Perry"

July 21, 2015

"Fired up the crazies."-- McCain on Trump"Graduated last in his class at Annapolis -- dummy!"-- Trump on McCain"

July 20, 2015

"He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured."

– Donald Trump on Sen. John McCain

July 19, 2015

"If you want to scrub all racism from America let's start with Planned Parenthood, because it was started by a racist named Margaret Sanger, who was a eugenist... You want to go back and take down the Confederate flag? Let's take down Planned Parenthood."

– former Sen. Rick Santorum

July 17, 2015

"A phantom candidate recruited by the Left to create this entire political circus...[He] has a close friendship with Bill and Hillary Clinton."

– Florida Rep. Carlos Curbelo on Trump