Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
December 16, 2015"I think we need somebody that we can trust, who is totally responsible; who really knows what he or she is doing. That is so powerful and important."
– Donald Trump on the presidency
December 15, 2015"His blood pressure...and laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent...If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."
– Dr. Harold Bornstein, Trump's physician since 1980, on the candidate's recent physical
December 14, 2015" "I would handle it so tough, you don't want to hear."
– Trump on terrorism
December 13, 2015"Electing him would be like asking the clown at a child's birthday party to start juggling chainsaws."
– Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Donald Trump
December 11, 2015"I'm doing good for the Muslims. Many Muslim friends of mine are in agreement with me. They say, 'Donald, you brought something up to the fore that is so brilliant and so fantastic.'... The group that is not criticizing me is the public. The public agrees with what I say."
– Donald Trump
December 09, 2015"He is a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot. He doesn't represent my party. He does not represent the values that the men and women in uniform are fighting for... He is putting our soldiers and diplomats at risk. He is empowering the enemy...Tell Donald Trump to go to hell."
– Sen. Lindsey Graham
December 09, 2015"Like a Pokemon, Donald Trump has evolved into an even more gruesome form of himself."
– Trevor Noah
December 08, 2015"This is the kind of thing people say when they have no experience and no idea what they're talking about."-- Chris Christie, on Trump plan to ban all travel and immigration to the U.S. by Muslims"Downright dangerous with his bombastic rhetoric."-- Lindsey Graham"Unhinged."-- Jeb Bush"Running for President as a fascist demagogue."-- Martin O'Malley"Finally: Someone speaks sense...Heil Donald Trump -- the ultimate savior. Make America white again!"-- Andrew Anglin, publisher of Daily Stormer, a neo-Nazi website"
December 07, 2015"What Mr. Trump is saying about how to handle this war is empowering the enemy. ISIL loves Donald Trump because he is giving them an opportunity to bring people their way... I think Donald Trump is destroying the Republican Party."
– Sen. Lindsey Graham
December 06, 2015"There's something going on with him that we don't know about."
– Donald Trump on President Obama