Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
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September 05, 2016"He has the attention span and the knowledge base of a nine year old with ADHD. And I'm not saying that to be funny."
– "The Art of the Deal" ghostwriter Tony Schwartz on Donald Trump
September 03, 2016"In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome!"
– title of Ann Coulter's new book
September 02, 2016"If you're running for president, you should not be allowed to use a teleprompter."
– Donald Trump, August 2015
September 01, 2016"We did discuss the wall, we didn't discuss payment of the wall. That will be at a later date."-- Donald Trump on his meeting with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto"At the beginning of the conversation with Donald Trump I made it clear that Mexico will not pay for the wall...I was clear and emphatic that Mexico will not pay for the wall."-- Pena Nieto, responding to Trump's account of their meeting"
August 30, 2016"He hasn't changed his immigration position. He has changed the words he is saying."
– Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson
August 29, 2016"She's totally bigoted. There's no question about that."
– Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton
August 27, 2016"Here's something that's contrary to popular belief: I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."
– Kanye West
August 25, 2016"African-American citizens and Latino citizens will have the time of their life."
– Donald Trump, on his presidency
August 25, 2016"I think this is the best speech that any Repubican, at the least, has ever given."
– Rudy Giuliani on one of Trump's recent addresses
August 24, 2016"Right now you walk down the street, you get shot. Look at the statistics. We'll straighten it out...We'll get rid of the crime."
– Donald Trump