Say What? Archive

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January 06, 2016

"[Ted Cruz] says 'We're gonna build a wall.'...He's a politician, so he wouldn't know where to start. I know how to build a wall. I know exactly how to build a wall. I know the footings. I know exactly how deep they have to go. I know everything."

– Donald Trump

January 05, 2016

"I see step-by-step, and then all of a sudden you have no Second Amendment. I do see that happening...Pretty soon, you won't be able to get any guns."

– Donald Trump

January 04, 2016

"We shouldn't be introducing new legislation that only applies to women. If we had any laws that started with the sentence 'women should not,' they should have been repealed by now."-- NH state Rep. Amanda Bouldin on bill making it illegal for women to "purposely expose the areola or nipple" except when breastfeeding"Don't give me the liberal talking points, Amanda. If it's a woman's natural inclination to pull her nipple out in public and you support that, then you should have no problem with a man's inclination to stare at and grab it."-- Rep. Josh Moore"Amanda, no disrespect, but your nipple would be the last one I would want to see. You want to turn our family beach into a pervert show."-- Rep. Al Baldasaro"

January 02, 2016

"America is great. Trump is disgusting. Anybody but Trump."

– skywriting that appeared above the Rose Parade

January 01, 2016

"The level of stupidity is incredible. I'm telling you, I used to use the word incompetent, now I just call them stupid. I went to an Ivy League school. I'm very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words. But there's no better word than stupid."

– Trump on the State Department

December 31, 2015

"If you're from Syria and you're a Christian, you cannot come into this country."

– Donald Trump

December 30, 2015

"I fought my way to the top of corporate America while being called every b-word in the book."

– Carly Fiorina

December 29, 2015

"Star Wars spoiler: at the end, your life goes on unchanged."

– God, posting on his Twitter account

December 27, 2015

"His antagonism to Christians has been one of the most troubling aspects of the Obama Administration."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

December 26, 2015

"By the end of them, I'll be rockin'."

– Ben Carson on the GOP debates