Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
October 07, 2014"First of 11 conditions imposed by ISIS on journalists wanting to cover developments in Syria's Deir Eznor province:"Correspondents must swear allegiance to the Caliph al-Baghdadi... They are subjects of the Islamic State and, as subjects, they are obliged to swear loyalty to their imam."
October 06, 2014"Obama wants equality. He wants fairness. And it's only fair that America have a nice epidemic or two or three or four, in order to really feel what it's like in the Third World...[He wants to] infect the nation with Ebola...It rises to levels of treason."
– radio host Michael Savage
October 03, 2014"Islam is not even a religion. It's a social political system that uses a deity to advance its agenda of global conquest."
– OK state Rep. John Bennett
October 01, 2014"I saw a dead body every day of my life; tommyguns, stogies, money in back rooms. And as a kid, you don't know how to interpret that. Two-Gun Pete, who was a black cop, was shooting teenagers in front of the Walgreens every weekend, like entertainment. There were guys hanging off telephone poles with icepicks in their necks."
– Quincy Jones, on growing up in Chicago
September 30, 2014"These are rich people concerns. When is the last time you met someone working for minimum wage who was really upset about global climate change or even believed it was real?"
– Fox News' Tucker Carlson
September 29, 2014"Party Pooper: Another Liberal Crybaby For Dem Clintons"
– NY Post front page headline on the birth of Chelsea Clinton's daughter Charlotte
September 26, 2014"Fox News co-hosts on The Five after report on Maj. Mariam Mansouri, the UAE's first female fighter pilot, who was a team leader in airstrikes against ISIS targets in Syria:Greg Gutfeld: "The problem is, after she bombed it she couldn't park it."Eric Bolling: "Would that be considered boobs on the ground, or no?""
September 24, 2014"The old uncircumcised geezer...The mule of the Jews."
– ISIS spokesman Abu Mohammad al-Adnani al-Shami on Secretary of State Kerry and President Obama
September 22, 2014"I bet if one did an honest account, there were fewer civilian casualties in Cambodia than there have been from American drone attacks."
– Henry Kissinger
September 19, 2014"Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose... The bullet is in me now. so that I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best."
– Teddy Roosevelt, beginning a one-hour campaign address immediately after a 1912 assassination attempt