Say What? Archive

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March 30, 2016

"We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities."

– Nixon aide John Ehrlichman on the War on Drugs

March 29, 2016

"Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

March 28, 2016

"He complained that Iran isn't buying our planes. It had to be pointed out to him that Iran is still under sanctions and cannot buy American planes. He thinks North Korea and Iran are the biggest trading partners, when North Korea's biggest trading partner is China. He is completely uneducated about any part of the world."

– Andrea Mitchell on foreign policy interview with Donald Trump

March 27, 2016

"Nobody has more respect for women than Donald Trump."

– Donald Trump

March 26, 2016

"I can act as presidential as anybody that's ever been president, other than the great Abraham Lincoln."

– Donald Trump

March 25, 2016

"I think his campaign is opportunistic, race-baiting, religious bigotry, xenophobia. Other than that, he'd be a good nominee."

– Sen. Lindsey Graham on Donald Trump

March 24, 2016

"Barack Obama would have to be considered America's first Muslim president."

– Ted Cruz foreign policy adviser Frank Gaffney, in 2009

March 23, 2016

"We need to empower law enforcement to patrol and secure Muslim neighborhoods before they become radicalized."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

March 22, 2016

"He obviously loves his country. And maybe he doesn't like seeing what's happening to the country."

– Donald Trump, on the supporter who was arrested for sucker-punching an anti-Trump demonstrator

March 21, 2016

"I think you'd have riots. I don't know what's going to happen. But I will say this; you're going to have a lot of very unhappy people."

– Donald Trump on the outcome if he does not get the nomination