Say What? Archive

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September 30, 2015

"Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right? But we put together a Benghazi Special Committee, a select committee. What are her numbers today?"

– Republican House majority leader Rep. Kevin McCarthy, candidate for House Speaker

September 29, 2015

"The Bible says beware of false prophets...We got groups here in town, members of the House and Senate here in town, who whip people into a frenzy believing they can accomplish things they know -- they know! -- are never going to happen."

– House Speaker John Boehner

September 28, 2015

"We will be submitting a bill to the next legislative session asking that a website be created containing the names, addresses, length of time on assistance and the benefits being collected by every individual on the dole...I hope this makes people think twice about applying for welfare...Some people are going to get harmed, but if it's for the good of everybody, that's the way it is."

– Robert MacDonald, mayor of Lewiston, Maine

September 26, 2015

"He never really talks about issues and can't have more than a ten-second soundbite on any key issue...He's a very touchy and insecure guy."-- Sen. Marco Rubio on Donald Trump"He doesn't think about Marco Rubio. Marco Rubio doesn't mean anything to him."-- Trump spokesman Michael Cohen"

September 25, 2015

"The same people who gave us Obama gave us this pope...He is a wolf in pope's clothing...A danger to the world."-- radio host Michael Savage"He wants to be a modern pope. All he needs is  dreadlocks and a dog with a bandana and he could be on Occupy Wall Street."-- Fox News' Greg Gutfeld"Part of the globalist plan to destroy the world and usher in a one-world government."-- radio host Alex Jones"

September 24, 2015

"Obama has been horrible. I will be great."

– Donald Trump

September 22, 2015

"I think the thing [liberals] really love about gay marriage is how they get to ram it down the throats of the Christians."

– Rush Limbaugh

September 21, 2015

"George Stephanopoulos:"Was president Obama born in the United States?"Trump:"I don't get into it, George...It's just something I don't talk about."Trump, 2012:"An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."Trump, 2012:"His mother was never in the hospital, they don't even know what hospital it was. His grandmother says he was born in Kenya...I'm not fanning flames."Trump, 2011:"I have people that actually have been studying it and they cannot believe what they're finding."Trump, 2011:"He doesn't have a birth certificate. He may have one but there's something on that, maybe religion. Maybe it says he is a Muslim. I don't know."

September 20, 2015

"That's a clock, and I'm the Queen of England."

– Sarah Palin on Ahmed Mohamed's creation

September 19, 2015

"We'll have more of everything."

– Trump on his presidency