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January 09, 2017

"Only reason hacking of the poorly defended DNC is discussed is that the loss by the Dems was so big that they are totally embarrassed."-- Donald Trump"Let's stare this reality square in the face: PEOTUS is pro-Putin and believes Julian Assange over the CIA. On Jan. 20 we will be less safe."-- former Department of Defense spokesman George Little"

January 07, 2017

"You look at WikiLeaks. I mean, in China, if this would've happened the people would get a bullet through their head within 24 hours."- Trump, December, 2010"I think it's disgraceful. I think there should be like death penalty or something."- Trump, on WikiLeaks, December, 2010"Boy, we love WikiLeaks."-- Trump, October 22, 2016"

January 06, 2017

"These are the same people that said Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction."-- Trump team on CIA report that Russia intervened in election to help him, 9-19-16"It could also be China; it could be someone sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds. You don't know who broke into the DNC."-- Trump during first debate, 9-26-16"Ridiculous."-- Trump on CIA conclusion that hacking was intended to help him, 12-11-16"The 'Intelligence' briefing on so-called 'Russioan hacking'..."-- Trump, 1-3-17"The media likes to make it look like I am against 'Intelligence,' when in fact I am a big fan!"-- Trump, 1-5-17"

January 05, 2017

"The 'Intelligence' briefing on so-called 'Russian hacking' was delayed until Friday..."-- Trump tweet"Mr. Trump, you know you're not an outsider anymore, shooting spitballs from the sidelines, right? In two weeks you will be 'president' of the 'United' States. You're going to have to get 'facts' from your intelligence services to keep 'enemies' from 'killing us all.'"-- Stephen Colbert"

January 04, 2017

"The so-called 'A' list celebrities are all wanting tix to the inauguration, but look what they did for Hillary; nothing. I want the people!"-- Donald Trump"This is not Woodstock."-- Trump adviser Boris Epshteyn, on the difficulty of booking high-profile performers for the event"

January 03, 2017

"You know what? The fact of the matter is that when he tweets, he gets results...With all due respect, I think it freaks the mainstream media out that he has this following of over 45-plus million people that follow him on social media -- that he can have a direct conversation. He doesn't have to have it funneled through the media...There's a new sheriff in town."

– incoming WH press secretary Sean Spicer, on Trump's intention to keep using Twitter to make major announcements

January 02, 2017

"It is time for us to come together as one united people."-- Donald Trump, November 9th"Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what do do. Love!"-- Donald Trump, December 31st"

January 01, 2017

"Thought it was going to be a smooth transition -- NOT!"-- Trump tweet"Oh, I think very, very smoothly. Very good. You don't think so?"-- Trump, six hours later, asked by reporters if the transition is going smoothly"

December 31, 2016

"In the little time that's left to me -- and I hope it will be months rather than years -- I just cling to the hope that the world doesn't turn upside down again as it did then, though there have been some ghastly developments, haven't there? I'm relieved I never had any children that I have to worry about."

– Brunhilde Pomsel, secretary to Joseph Goebbels

December 29, 2016

"Obama has skipped over 50% of his intel briefings."-- Trump, in a false claim, Sept. 12, 2012"Fact -- Obama does not read his intelligence briefings nor does he get briefed in person by the CIA or DOD."-- Trump, in a false claim, Sept. 30, 2014"Obama has missed 58% of his intelligence briefings."-- Trump, in a false claim, Oct. 6, 2014"I am, like, a smart person."-- Trump, explaining why he skips most of his intelligence briefings, Dec. 11, 2016"