Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
October 19, 2016"The election is absolutely being rigged by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary -- but also at many polling places...1.8 million deceased individuals [will vote for] somebody else...People that have died 10 years ago are still voting. Illegal immigrants are voting."-- Donald Trump"I am not confident that we are going to have a clean election in Maine. Will people from the cemetary be voting? Yes.-- Gov. Paul LePage"It's curious that the governor would question the integrity of a system under which he was elected twice."-- Maine Secretary of State Matthew Dunlap"I have heard that on November 8th, millions of riggers will hide behind little curtains in private booths and with a secret ballot collude to defeat Donald Trump."-- Stephen Colbert"
October 18, 2016"Donald, seriously, you know about sexual predators and all that."-- Howard Stern"You are one!"-- Robin Quivers"It's true!"-- Donald Trump"
October 17, 2016"The whole thing is one big fix. One big, ugly lie."-- Donald Trump on the election"Pitchforks and torches time."-- Trump supporter WI County Sheriff David Clarke"
October 16, 2016"Our president -- quote 'president.' "
– Donald Trump on Barack Obama
October 15, 2016"Take a look. Look at her... I don't think so, I don't think so."-- Donald Trump on People writer Natasha Stoynoff's claim that he pushed her up against a wall and forced his tongue down her throat"Yeah [sarcastically]. I'm gonna go after her. Believe me, she would not be my first choice."-- Trump on Jessie Leeds, who says he groped her on an airplane in the early '80s"
October 14, 2016"This is a crossroads in the history of our civilization... Hillary Clinton meets in secret with international banks to plot the destruction of U.S. sovereignty... Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, racist, and morally deformed... They will lie, lie, lie and then again they will do worse than that. They will do whatever is necessary. The Clintons are criminals, remember that... I never knew it would be this vile... Nevertheless, I take all of these slings and arrows gladly for you."
– Donald Trump
October 13, 2016"We need a Donald Trump to show some authoritarian power in our country and bring back the rule of law. Because we've had eight years of a president -- he's an autocrat, he just does it on his own. He ignores Congress, and every single day we're slipping into anarchy."-- Maine Gov. Paul LePage"I believe that Hillary Clinton will set a standard in this country that will lead to more sexual assaults against women because she will be setting an anti-biblical agenda."-- former Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann"
October 12, 2016"The election is going to be rigged...The only way we can lose...is if cheating goes on."-- Donald Trump, 2016"This election is a total sham and travesty. We are not a democracy."-- Donald Trump, on the night of Obama's re-election in 2012"
October 10, 2016"I am very embarrassed by it and I hate it. But it's locker room talk and it's one of those things... Frankly, you hear these things. They are said... And certainly I am not proud of it, but that was something that happened... But I have great respect for women. Nobody has more respect for women than I do... And they have respect for me."-- Donald Trump on 2005 Access Hollywood tape"He's apologized for it, and it seems to me we should move on."-- Rudy Giuliani"Every woman knows a version of Donald Trump."-- Lindy West"
October 10, 2016"She has tremendous hate in her heart."
– Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton