Say What? Archive

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January 13, 2016

"I wish that tonight he would announce, 'Hey guys, I've really been a failure as president over the last seven years and I'm gonna take off early cause I want to go play golf.'"-- Rand Paul, before the SOTU"Really boring, slow, lethargic -- very hard to watch."-- Trump on SOTU"A president who has failed us."-- Chris Christie on SOTU"Full of denial and defeatism."-- House Speaker Paul Ryan on Obama"

January 10, 2016

"I am brilliant. You know that, right?"

– Donald Trump

January 09, 2016


– percentage of New Hampshire primary voters who think President Obama is going to take all guns away from Americans during his final year in office

January 08, 2016

"I know the traffickers...These are guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty, these types of guys. They come from Connecticut and New York, they come up here, they sell their heroin, and they go back home. Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave..."

– Maine Gov. Paul LePage on his state's heroin epidemic

January 07, 2016

"I cherish women. I want to help women. I'm going to be able to do things for women that no other candidate would be able to do."

– Donald Trump

January 06, 2016

"[Ted Cruz] says 'We're gonna build a wall.'...He's a politician, so he wouldn't know where to start. I know how to build a wall. I know exactly how to build a wall. I know the footings. I know exactly how deep they have to go. I know everything."

– Donald Trump

January 05, 2016

"I see step-by-step, and then all of a sudden you have no Second Amendment. I do see that happening...Pretty soon, you won't be able to get any guns."

– Donald Trump

January 04, 2016

"We shouldn't be introducing new legislation that only applies to women. If we had any laws that started with the sentence 'women should not,' they should have been repealed by now."-- NH state Rep. Amanda Bouldin on bill making it illegal for women to "purposely expose the areola or nipple" except when breastfeeding"Don't give me the liberal talking points, Amanda. If it's a woman's natural inclination to pull her nipple out in public and you support that, then you should have no problem with a man's inclination to stare at and grab it."-- Rep. Josh Moore"Amanda, no disrespect, but your nipple would be the last one I would want to see. You want to turn our family beach into a pervert show."-- Rep. Al Baldasaro"

January 02, 2016

"America is great. Trump is disgusting. Anybody but Trump."

– skywriting that appeared above the Rose Parade

January 01, 2016

"The level of stupidity is incredible. I'm telling you, I used to use the word incompetent, now I just call them stupid. I went to an Ivy League school. I'm very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words. But there's no better word than stupid."

– Trump on the State Department