Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
November 04, 2015"For six-and-a-half years we've had a gigantic party. If you want someone to have a beer with, I may not be that guy. But if you want someone to drive you home, I will get the job done."
– Sen. Ted Cruz
November 03, 2015"You have this crazy Deborah Wasserman Schultz who is in there, a highly neurotic woman. This is a woman that is a terrible person."
– Donald Trump on the DNC chair
November 02, 2015"Everything we love about America, all the freedoms our forefathers fought for, all of it is under attack by President Obama."
– NRA executive vice president Wayne LaPierre
October 30, 2015"When a student shows up, [universities] ought to say, 'Hey, that psych major deal... that's great... but you realize you're going to be working at Chick-fil-A.'"
– Jeb Bush
October 29, 2015"Every single policy she espouses has been demonstrably bad for women."
– Carly Fiorina on Hillary Clinton
October 28, 2015"I saw somebody say, 'We want it over there where the women don't have to wear [the burqa]...And then I saw women interviewed. They said, 'We want to wear them, we've worn them for thousands of years. Why would anyone tell us not to?' They want to! Fact is, it's easier. You don't have to put on makeup. Look how beautiful everyone looks. Wouldn't it be easier? Right?"
– Donald Trump
October 27, 2015"It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars. I came into Manhattan, and I had to pay him back, and I had to pay him back with interest."
– Donald Trump
October 26, 2015"I'm a reasonable person. And if people can come up with a reasonable explanation of why they would like to kill a baby, I'll listen."
– Dr. Ben Carson
October 25, 2015"That's like giving my wife the checkbook. I'm telling you, it's giving your wife your checkbook. 'Go spend!'"
– Maine Gov. Paul LePage on Question 1, a citizen initiative
October 23, 2015"Ambassador Stevens didn't have your email, is that correct? Your personal email?...Did he have your cell phone number?...Did he have your fax number?...Did he have your home address?...Did he ever stop by your house?...Mr. Blumenthal had each of those and did each of those things."-- Rep. Mike Pompeo in yesterday's Benghazi Committee hearing, referring to longtime Clinton friend and adviser Sidney Blumenthal"Were you and Chris Stevens Facebook friends? Did you follow him on Instagram?"-- Commentary editor Jon Podhoretz, mocking Pompeo on Twitter"