Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

Say What?

March 01, 2016

""You're not going to have the drugs coming in, destroying your children. Your kids are going to look all over the place and they're not going to be able to find them."-- Donald Trump"I would also get rid of Obamacare. We're going to have something much better."-- Donald Trump"We will do my tax plan, and it will be great."-- Donald Trump"

February 29, 2016

"I don't know anything about David Duke, okay? I don't know anything about what you're even talking about with white supremacy or white supremacists...I have to look at the group. I mean, I don't know what group you're talking about. You wouldn't want me to condemn a group I know nothing about. I'd have to look."

– Donald Trump, questioned about his endorsement by the former grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan

February 28, 2016

"Doonesbury is one of the most overrated strips out there. Mediocre at best."

– Donald Trump

February 27, 2016

"If I become president, oh do [the New York Times and the Washington Post] have problems...I'm going to open up our libel laws so...we can sue them and win lots of money...We're going to open up those libel laws, folks, and we're going to have people sue you like you never got sued before."

– Donald Trump

February 26, 2016

"I'm always audited by the IRS...Maybe because of the fact that I'm a strong Christian and I feel strongly about it, so maybe there's a bias."

– Donald Trump

February 25, 2016

"If I get out, which I'm not going to do, Trump is absolutely going to be the nominee. End of story...I'm going all the way."

– Gov. John Kasich

February 24, 2016

"He understands the world better than anyone."

– Donald Trump, Jr., on his father

February 23, 2016

"They lied! They said there were weapons of mass destruction. There were none, and they knew there were none."-- Trump, on Bush Administration, during the South Carolina debate"[Bush] could have lied. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I guess you have to ask him."-- Trump, a few days later"

February 22, 2016

"Is it torture or not? It's so borderline. It's like minimal, minimal, minimal torture."

– Donald Trump on waterboarding

February 21, 2016

"You know, I did well in school, but for the life of me, I still can't understand what Doonesbury is all about. This guy is totally overrated, and he's created a false myth. I hope he finds some other character to draw."

– Donald Trump on G.B. Trudeau