Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
February 07, 2013"Without a free Fox, there's not a free America."
– Fox News legal analyst Peter Johnson, Jr.
February 06, 2013"He who lives by the sword dies by the sword."
– Ron Paul on the death of SEAL sniper Chris Kyle, killed by a soldier with PTSD whom he was trying to help
February 05, 2013"Suppose that Donald Trump had been the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan...The color of his hair and the color of an orange orangutan [are] the only two things in nature of the same color...Unless he comes up with proof, I'm willing to offer $5 million to Donald Trump that he can donate to a charity of his choice...Hair Club For Men, the Institute For Incorrigible Douchebaggery..."-- Bill Maher, on The Tonight Show"I don't think he was joking."-- Donald Trump, suing Maher for $5 million after sending him a copy of his birth certificate"
February 04, 2013"#SecKerry will start tweeting from @statedept. Tweets from him will have his initials -JK."
– State Department tweet
February 02, 2013"I hear you loud and clear, Barack Obama. You don't represent the country I grew up with. And your values is not going to save us. We're going to try to take this country back to the Lord. We're going to try to take this country back for conservatism. And we're not going to allow minorities to run roughshod over what [we] believe in."
– Arkansas State Sen. Jason Rapert
January 31, 2013"Just passed 200K likes on Facebook...So much for the progressive left's efforts to silence black Conservatives."
– Allen West tweet
January 30, 2013"Decapitating the squirming beast is not really recommended, because, biologists say, the brain of a python remains active for hours even after it is separated from the rest of the body and experiences excruciating pain during that time."
– from story on Florida's month-long contest to encourage hunting of the invasive Burmese Python
January 29, 2013"You know how to stop abortion? Require that each one occur with a gun."
– Rush Limbaugh
January 25, 2013"Rich people prominently featured and they're generous; they're nice people; they create jobs, for heaven's sake; they're classy; they've got style and we love 'em...That show is wildly popular, which poses a threat to the Left, doesn't it?"
– Fox Business host Stuart Varney on Downton Abbey
January 24, 2013"It's a little fat girl who looks like Jonah Hill and keeps taking her clothes off and it kind of feels like a rape. It's like I don't want to see that."-- Howard Stern, on Lena Dunham in Girls"It makes me feel bad, and I think she is getting the impression that I somehow think she's just a talentless little fat chick."-- Stern's apology"