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December 29, 2015

"Star Wars spoiler: at the end, your life goes on unchanged."

– God, posting on his Twitter account

December 27, 2015

"His antagonism to Christians has been one of the most troubling aspects of the Obama Administration."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

December 26, 2015

"By the end of them, I'll be rockin'."

– Ben Carson on the GOP debates

December 25, 2015

"[Trump] would not exist were it not for Barack Obama. He is the antidote, in some people's minds, to the politically correct, divisive policies of Barack Obama."

– Jeb Bush

December 24, 2015

"She was favored to win, and she got schlonged. She lost."

– Donald Trump, on Hillary Clinton in 2008

December 23, 2015

"I know where she went. It's disgusting. I don't want to talk about it. No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it, it's disgusting."

– Trump, on Hillary Clinton's bathroom break during debate

December 22, 2015

"He would be appalled at these candidates. I don't think he would be a Republican. And if another Ronald Reagan came along right now, I don't think the Republican Party would accept him."

– Patti Davis on her father, Ronald Reagan

December 21, 2015

"We've got a phobia about boots on the ground. If our military experts say, 'We need boots on the ground,' we should put boots on the ground and recognize that there will be boots on the ground and they'll be over here, and they'll be their boots if we don't get out of there now."

– Ben Carson

December 19, 2015

"When people call you brilliant, it's always good, especially when the person heads up Russia... He's running his country, and at least he's a leader, you know, unlike what we have in this country... I've always felt fine about Putin."

– Donald Trump

December 18, 2015

"We have people across this country who are scared to death."-- Chris Christie"They're trying to kill us all."-- Sen. Lindsey Graham"We have entered World War III."-- Rick Santorum"