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June 10, 2016

"I was angry she was raped, yes that was one thing. But she was so beautiful. I think the mayor should have been first. What a waste."

– Philippines president-elect Rodrigo Duterte joking about the 1989 rape and murder of an Australian missionary in the town where he was mayor

June 09, 2016

"The most un-American thing from a politician since Joe McCarthy."-- Sen. Lindsey Graham, on Trump's attacks on Judge Gonzalo Curiel"They have to get over it. They shouldn't be angry for so long."-- Donald Trump on GOP critics"

June 08, 2016

"A lot of people think that all of us used to be gorillas...The evolution crowd...If we were the original apes, then how come Harambe is still an ape, and how come he didn't become one of us?...If we were baboons, if we evolved from that, what happened to them? Why didn't they evolve? How come they got stuck still being idiot gorillas and stuff, and we got to be humans?"

– Rush Limbaugh

June 07, 2016

"That's okay. Folks, it's all going to be settled. You vote for Donald Trump as president. If I become your president, this stuff is all going to stop."

– Trump, on the PGA moving its World Golf Championships from South Florida to Mexico City

June 06, 2016

"Who the hell cares about a trade war?"

– Donald Trump

June 05, 2016

"Obama said in his speech that Muslims are our sports heroes. What sport is he talking about, and who? Is Obama profiling?"

– Donald Trump, December 2015

June 04, 2016

"Just because you're a journalist you are not exempted from assassination, if you're a son of a bitch. Most of those killed, to be frank, have done something. You won't be killed if you don't do anything wrong."

– Philippine president-elect Rodrigo Duterte on the country's high murder rate for journalists, especially those investigating government corruption

June 03, 2016

"There is no drought...They're taking the water and shoving it out to sea...They're trying to protect a certain kind of three-inch fish...We're going to solve your water problem...If I win, believe me, we're going to start opening up the water so that you can have your farmers survive. So that your job market will get better."

– Donald Trump speaking in California

June 02, 2016

"I have a judge in the Trump University civil case, Gonzalo Curiel, who is very unfair...who is a hater of Donald Trump, a hater...Totally biased...Who happens to be, we believe, Mexican -- which is great, I think that's fine...An Obama pick. Totally biased -- hates Trump."

– Donald Trump

June 01, 2016

"I know Hillary and I think she'd make a great president."

– Donald Trump, March 13, 2008