Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
October 20, 2015"A false zombie front-runner."
– Jeb Bush consultant Mike Murphy on Donald Trump
October 18, 2015"And it's just, kind of, like, dude, you know, either drop out or do something, but we're paying you to do something, it ain't run for president."
– Jeb Bush, Jr.'s advice to Marco Rubio
October 17, 2015"It made me sick."
– Sen. Lindsey Graham on Dem debate
October 17, 2015"An elderly, dyspeptic Bilbo Baggins."
– Karl Rove on Bernie Sanders
October 15, 2015"I can be very magnanimous, when I have to be."
– Donald Trump
October 14, 2015"I trust Bernie Sanders with my tax dollars like I trust a North Korean chef with my Labrador!"
– Mike Huckabee live-tweeting the Dem debate
October 13, 2015"A complete failure as a father. He should be embarrassed to even show his face in public. He's the problem here... He failed to raise his son."
– Gov. Bobby Jindal on Oregon gunman Chris Mercer's dad
October 11, 2015"Nobody cares who's House Speaker."
– Gov. Chris Christie
October 10, 2015"I never saw a body with bullet holes that was more devastating than taking the right to arm ourselves away."
– Dr. Ben Carson
October 09, 2015"Ben and Candy Carson terrific. What about a real black President who can properly address the racial divide? And much else."
– Rupert Murdoch tweet