Say What? Archive

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April 04, 2014

"I'm not kidding you, you put him on a balcony in a military uniform, this guy is a full-fledged dictator...He's a sociopath!"

– Glenn Beck on President Obama

April 02, 2014

"I am opposed to the death penalty, but to every rule there is an exception, and in this case I hope the criminals at General Motors will be arrested and made to pay for their pre-meditated decision to take human lives for a lousy ten bucks."

– Michael Moore

April 01, 2014

"The equivalent of three million dump truck loads of wet earth."

– Timothy Egan on Oso mudslide

March 30, 2014

"Sending a message out to people saying, 'It's okay. Stay fat. Get diabetes...Everybody dies. Lose your fingers.'"

– Joan Rivers on Lena Dunham

March 27, 2014

"Ambassador, dear, you are lying. You are calling white as black and black as white."-- Ukrainian official Vasyl Filipchuk to Russian EU ambassador Vladimir Chizhov"He reminds me of a character from Dr. Strangelove."-- Mikheil Saakashvili, former president of Georgia, on Chizhov"

March 26, 2014

"I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork."

– Joni Ernst, in U.S. Senate campaign ad

March 25, 2014

"I have felt that my own communications are probably monitored. And when I want to communicate with a foreign leader privately, I type or write the letter myself, put it in the post office and mail it, because I believe if I send an email, it will be monitored."

– former president Jimmy Carter

March 24, 2014

"I know it's preposterous, but is it preposterous?"

– CNN's Don Lemon, asking Mary Schiavo, former inspedtor general of the Department of Transportation, if Flight 370 could have been sucked into a black hole

March 21, 2014

"The Holocaust is an event whose reality remains uncertain and, if it happened, it's uncertain how it happened."

– Ali Khamenei, Iran's Supreme Leader

March 20, 2014

"It took us 2,000 years to find Noah's Ark. Do we ever find Flight 370?"

– Fox News' Bill Hemmer