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June 10, 2015

"Humanity has been around for at least some 5,000 years or so, and I doubt that the basic challenges as confronted are any worse now, or alas even much different, from what they ever were."

– SC Justice Antonin Scalia, in a graduation speech at his granddaughter's high school

June 09, 2015

"'Face the Nation' host John Dickerson:"[Hillary Clinton] says it's fear-mongering, this idea that there's a lot of election fraud going on."Gov. Chris Christie:"Well, she's never been to New Jersey, I guess."

June 08, 2015

"Slave owners were very good Christians and good people. They weren't terrible, rotten, horrible people. And that's how I see gay people."

– Idaho state Rep. Paul Shepherd

June 07, 2015

"I am who I am."

– Sen. Rand Paul

June 04, 2015

"Leave science to the scientists."

– Rick Santorum, on the Pope's statements about climate change. Pope Francis holds a master's degree in chemistry.

June 03, 2015

"I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. I'm pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, 'Coach, I think I'd rather shower with the girls today.'"

– former Gov. Mike Huckabee on transgender people and public restrooms

June 02, 2015

"What is a 71-year-old man, secretary of state, doing riding a bicycle?...You'd have never seen Dean Rusk with a bicycle out there. You'd have never seen Dean Acheson out there at Dulles on a bike. You'd have never seen the great Colin Powell out there on a bicycle heading off to a meeting at the UN. This is embarrassing."

– Rush Limbaugh on John Kerry

June 01, 2015

"My family owned a restaurant, a pool room, and a liquor store. And everything I know about the Iranians I learned in the pool room. I ran the pool room when I was a kid and I met a lot of liars. And I know the Iranians are lying."

– Sen. Lindsey Graham

May 29, 2015

"We have a president who has no clue what he is doing. I do know what to do and I would know how to bring ISIS to the table, or beyond that defeat ISIS. It is a foolproof way of winning. They'll be defeated very quickly. And I'm not going to tell you what it is tonight."

– Donald Trump

May 28, 2015

"I'm trying to preserve an endangered culture -- the American culture -- and it is being overwhelmed by 30 million illegal and legal immigrants being dumped on this country from peasant cultures... If you don't want to be killed by ISIS, don't go to Syria. If you don't want to be killed by a Mexican, there's nothing I can tell you."

– Ann Coulter