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December 06, 2013

"He was fighting against some great injustice, and I would make the argument that we have a great injustice going on right now in this country with an ever-increasing size of government that is taking over and controlling people's lives -- and Obamacare is front and center in that."

– Rick Santorum on Nelson Mandela

December 06, 2013

"It is music and dancing that makes me at peace with the world... and at peace with myself."

– Nelson Mandela

December 05, 2013

"The Senate, the president, continue to stand in the way of the people's business."-- House Speaker John Boehner"The House of Representatives is where commonsense, bipartisan policies go to die."-- Sen. Majority Leader Harry Reid"

December 03, 2013

"Sharia law is now changing everything."

– Fox News anchor Heather Nauert, on a St. Paul YMCA swimming class for five-to-fifteen-year-old Somali-American girls, during which men are not allowed in the pool area

December 02, 2013

"I look at how easily people are made to follow and made to believe things, and lied to, and act like sheep. There's a professor...a liberal professor named Noel Ignatiev, and he is actually teaching -- and I am not making this up -- he is actually teaching and telling white male students to commit suicide to benefit society. 'The key to solving the social problems of our age it to abolish the white race.'"

– Rush Limbaugh, falling for a satirical online post

November 30, 2013

"These bins are for Wal-Mart employees to donate [food] to other employees. And where can Wal-Mart's low-wage workers find cheap food to donate? Wal-Mart. Anyone can afford food there... except people who work at Wal-Mart."

– Stephen Colbert

November 28, 2013

"I never went to the bathroom in the toilet. Every game I peed myself. Six years straight I peed down my leg."

– NFL linebacker Channing Crowder on his 82 games with the Miami Dolphins

November 27, 2013

"I am thankful this week when I remember that America is big enough and great enough to survive Grown-Up Trayvon in the White House!"

– Dinesh D'Souza tweet

November 27, 2013

"I'm looking forward to President Rubio stacking the courts."

– Sen. Mitch McConnell's spokesman, on the recent filibuster rule change in the Senate

November 25, 2013

"What I keep coming back to in all of this is, unlike other issues -- Katrina or the Iraq War -- this is something that touches so many people's lives across the country, and you don't know whether the president is going to be able to successfully dodge it."

– Fox News' Martha McCallum on Obamacare