Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
June 30, 2012"It's well known that Roberts, unfortunately for him, has suffered from epileptic seizures. Therefore he has been on medication. Neurologists will tell you that medication used for seizure disorders, such as epilepsy, can introduce mental slowing, forgetfulness and other cognitive problems. And if you look at Roberts' writings you can see the cognitive disassociation in what he is saying."
– radio host Michael Savage
June 28, 2012"Just because a couple of people on the Supreme Court declare something to be 'constitutional' does not make it so."
– Rand Paul
June 28, 2012"We have breaking news...The individual mandate has been ruled unconstitutional."-- Fox News anchor Bill Hemmer"The justices have just gutted...the centerpiece provision of the health care law."-- CNN anchor John King"
June 27, 2012"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."
– Mitt Romney
June 25, 2012"Each and every day that I've been a United States senator, I've been either discussing issues, meeting on issues, in secret meetings, with kings and queens and prime ministers and business leaders and military leaders, talking, voting, working on issues every single day."
– Sen. Scott Brown
June 22, 2012"We offer a range of services that provide our clients with a one-stop shop for their outsource requirements."
– Modus Media, one of several firms that Bain Capital invested in that specialized in helping other companies move operations overseas
June 22, 2012"There's no way [Democrats] will be able to keep up. Our SuperPACs are our Star Wars, if you will."
– operative close to the Romney campaign, on GOP "Cold War strategy"
June 20, 2012"What she said was offensive...It was so offensive, I don't even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company."-- Michigan state Rep. Mike Callton, on Rep. Lisa Brown being banned from speaking on the House floor for saying the word "vagina""It wasn't about body parts...It was the 'No means no' comment. A step too far...It's like giving a kid a time out for a day."-- state Rep. Wayne Schmidt, defending the ban"
June 18, 2012"We cannot survive a course of action which would include a nuclear Iran."
– Mitt Romney
June 17, 2012"I'm not patient enough to go to a movie theater, sit down and sit through the entire movie."
– actress Francesca Eastwood, who prefers to watch a movie on the computer "where I can pause it and tweet"