Say What? Archive

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April 04, 2016

"I thought it was a nice picture of Heidi."

– Donald Trump, defending photo he re-tweeted that unflatteringly compares Melania Trump and Heidi Cruz

April 03, 2016

"Only Trump talks rationally, about listening to top brass as president, and hiring the best of the best to work alongside our commander-in-chief."

– Sarah Palin, provoking laughter from the crowd at a Wisconsin GOP gathering

April 02, 2016

"The world is taking advantage of the United States and it's driving us into literally being a Third World nation."

– Donald Trump

April 01, 2016

"Our candidate is mental...It's like constantly having to bail out your 16-year-old son from prison."

– Ann Coulter on Donald Trump

March 31, 2016

"There has to be some form of punishment."

– Donald Trump, on the fate of women who have abortions, if abortions become illegal

March 30, 2016

"We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities."

– Nixon aide John Ehrlichman on the War on Drugs

March 29, 2016

"Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

March 28, 2016

"He complained that Iran isn't buying our planes. It had to be pointed out to him that Iran is still under sanctions and cannot buy American planes. He thinks North Korea and Iran are the biggest trading partners, when North Korea's biggest trading partner is China. He is completely uneducated about any part of the world."

– Andrea Mitchell on foreign policy interview with Donald Trump

March 27, 2016

"Nobody has more respect for women than Donald Trump."

– Donald Trump

March 26, 2016

"I can act as presidential as anybody that's ever been president, other than the great Abraham Lincoln."

– Donald Trump