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November 25, 2013

"What I keep coming back to in all of this is, unlike other issues -- Katrina or the Iraq War -- this is something that touches so many people's lives across the country, and you don't know whether the president is going to be able to successfully dodge it."

– Fox News' Martha McCallum on Obamacare

November 24, 2013

"Amazing what WH will do to distract attention from O-care."

– Sen. John Cornyn tweet re Iran deal

November 22, 2013

"Every conspiracy theory that you have heard that makes you think Lee Harvey Oswald was not the assassin was started by Democrats. Every one."

– Rush Limbaugh

November 21, 2013

"One day I do want to run for prime minister."

– Toronto mayor Rob Ford

November 20, 2013

"I would like to know if our immigration authorities are letting in people who believe in polygamy. Polygamy is against our law. We've brought in thousands of Muslims -- I want to know if they made them sign a pledge to assure they're not bringing in a bunch of wives who will now go on welfare. Nobody can answer that question. I can't get any answers to that question."

– Phyllis Schlafly

November 19, 2013

"People get mad at me saying that I am a creative genius, but it's just obvious. It's, like, factual."

– Kanye West

November 18, 2013

"A positive role model for kids who are down and out."

– Toronto mayor Rob Ford, on himself

November 14, 2013

"The Republican Party, I really believe, suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder from years and years of bullying and taunting. The Republican Party is Jonathan Martin. The Democrat Party and the media are Richie Incognito."

– Rush Limbaugh

November 14, 2013

"I never drink water. Dick Cheney tortures people with it, which gives it an awkward taste."

– Grover Norquist

November 13, 2013

"They're coming after your doughnuts!"

– Sen. Rand Paul, on the FDA banning trans fats