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January 09, 2012

"We're going to see Iran move back in at literally the speed of light."

– Rick Perry on Iraq

January 07, 2012

"Middle class? There are no classes in America. We don't put people in classes."

– Rick Santorum

January 06, 2012

"It's probably that I'm too reasonable. And I should've responded to the negative ads sooner."

– Newt Gingrich, asked what his greatest weakness is

January 05, 2012

"I think Jefferson and George Washington would strongly discourage you from growing marijuana, and their tactics to stop you would be more violent than they would be today."

– Newt Gingrich, on two early American hemp-growers

January 03, 2012

"I think Tuesday night people are going to see a miracle."

– Michele Bachmann

December 31, 2011

"I can't do modern politics."

– Newt Gingrich

December 30, 2011

"I want the full portrait of evolution and the people who came up with the ideas to be presented. It's a worldview and it's godless. Atheism has been tried in various societies, and they've been pretty criminal domestically and internationally. The Soviet Union, Cuba, the Nazis, China today: they don't respect human rights...Columbine, remember that? They were believers in evolution. That's evidence right there."

– NH state Rep. Jerry Bergevin, on his bill requiring schools to include evolution scientists' positions on atheism

December 28, 2011

"Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we don't have to buy from a foreign source."

– Gov. Rick Perry

December 26, 2011

"How long do you think Sean Hannity's show would last if four times in one sentence, he made a comment about, say, the President of the United States, and said that he looked like a skinny, ghetto crackhead? Which, by the way, you might want to say that Barack Obama does."

– pundit Brent Bozell, criticizing Chris Matthews' characterization of Newt Gingrich as looking "like a car bomber"

December 24, 2011

"What I can promise you is this -- when you get out of college, if I'm president you'll have a job. If President Obama is reelected, you will not be able to get a job."

– Mitt Romney to a New Hampshire college student

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