Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
January 02, 2016"America is great. Trump is disgusting. Anybody but Trump."
– skywriting that appeared above the Rose Parade
January 01, 2016"The level of stupidity is incredible. I'm telling you, I used to use the word incompetent, now I just call them stupid. I went to an Ivy League school. I'm very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words. But there's no better word than stupid."
– Trump on the State Department
December 31, 2015"If you're from Syria and you're a Christian, you cannot come into this country."
– Donald Trump
December 30, 2015"I fought my way to the top of corporate America while being called every b-word in the book."
– Carly Fiorina
December 29, 2015"Star Wars spoiler: at the end, your life goes on unchanged."
– God, posting on his Twitter account
December 27, 2015"His antagonism to Christians has been one of the most troubling aspects of the Obama Administration."
– Sen. Ted Cruz
December 26, 2015"By the end of them, I'll be rockin'."
– Ben Carson on the GOP debates
December 25, 2015"[Trump] would not exist were it not for Barack Obama. He is the antidote, in some people's minds, to the politically correct, divisive policies of Barack Obama."
– Jeb Bush
December 24, 2015"She was favored to win, and she got schlonged. She lost."
– Donald Trump, on Hillary Clinton in 2008
December 23, 2015"I know where she went. It's disgusting. I don't want to talk about it. No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it, it's disgusting."
– Trump, on Hillary Clinton's bathroom break during debate