Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
November 02, 2011"Bill O'Reilly: "Do you really want war with Iran?"Herman Cain: "Well, I don't want that, Bill. But if they fire first, we're going to defend ourselves and defend our enemies. And they are no match for our warships."
November 02, 2011"Liberals detest, detest, detest conservative blacks. I mean, they harangue blacks and tell them, 'You can't be a Republican.'...And then when we don't have that many Republicans or blacks showing up at a Republican event, 'Oh, you have no blacks there.' Well, maybe if you weren't haranguing them so much."
– Ann Coulter
October 31, 2011"Donald Trump will never sue me because I know his big secret -- his biggest secret. And he knows that I know it. Donald Trump cannot afford to sue me, and he knows it."
– Lawrence O'Donnell
October 30, 2011"Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow."
– Steve Jobs' final words
October 28, 2011"Do not speak to him unless you are spoken to."
– email sent to Herman Cain staff re in-car protocol
October 27, 2011"It's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be."
– Rick Santorum on contraception
October 26, 2011"Black Flower in the White House."
– song about Condoleezza Rice, played for her by Moammar Gaddafi during a 2008 meeting
October 25, 2011"It's a good issue to keep alive. It's fun to poke at him."
– Rick Perry on Obama birth certificate
October 25, 2011"Disrespected around the world because of what President Obama has done."
– Michele Bachmann on the U.S.
October 24, 2011"From Parade Magazine interview with Rick Perry: You've seen [Barack Obama's birth certificate]. I don't know. Have I? You don't believe what's been released? I don't know. I had dinner with Donald Trump the other night. And? That came up."