Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
June 10, 2013"Debilitating stupidity... If he thinks the Democrats are going to love him for being the guy who plays fair rather than takes the political opportunity, he's crazy."
– former House Majority leader Dick Armey on Chris Christie holding election for Lautenberg's replacement
June 07, 2013"The young folks coming in to each of your services are anywhere from 17 to 22 or 23. Gee whiz, the hormone level created by nature sets in place the possibility for these types of things to occur."-- Sen. Saxby Chambliss, testifying on Military Sexual Assault before the Senate Armed Services Committee"Sex crimes in the military -- they are a real issue...What baffles me is the way [MSNBC] prioritizes these issues...If these were liberal groups targeted by George W. Bush, they would not be covering sex assault in the military, okay?...It's unbelievable what they consider to be priorities."-- Fox News' Andrea Tantaros"
June 05, 2013"I just don't feel competent to answer. I can't tell."
– Donald Rumsfeld, asked if President Obama has switched sides in the War on Terror
June 04, 2013"I can't comprehend what I just saw. I feel sick.""Crying right now because George R.R. Martin ruins hopes and dreams.""What I just witnessed hurts more than when my parents got divorced.""Watching this series was the worst decision of my life.""Spare yourself the agony. Watch a different show. I need a therapist.""You know why the end credits had no music? The sound of your sobbing and sniffling is the music."
– tweets re Sunday's "Red Wedding" episode of Game of Thrones
June 03, 2013"What's sex like at your age?"
– Dr. Oz, interviewing Martha Stewart
May 31, 2013"This is Obama's America. It's like the Soviet Union. He said he would change the country... and a lot of people voted for him. And if you see any of those people today, do me a favor and punch them in the face."
– Fox News' Andrea Tantaros
May 30, 2013"Women. No one understands them. They don't even understand themselves. Books and books and books have been written about it, and no one understands it."
– Nebraska state Sen. Bill Kinter, on what the "biggest mystery" is
May 29, 2013"Everybody tells me, 'Please run for president. Please run for president.'"
– Donald Trump
May 24, 2013"The President's speech today will be viewed by terrorists as a victory."
– Sen. Saxby Chambliss
May 22, 2013"Each and every one of you are mentally f***ing retarded and you should be euthanized... Only the stupidest of the stupidest people end up on juries."
– 'Girls Gone Wild' founder Joe Francis, on the jurors who convicted him of assault and false imprisonment