Say What? Archive

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August 11, 2015

"I would knock out the primary source of their wealth, which is oil. And in order to do that you would have to put boots on the ground. I would knock the hell out of them, but I'd put a ring around it and take the oil for our country."

– Trump on how he would fight ISIS

August 10, 2015

"I will be phenomenal to the women.... I'm winning everywhere.... [Megyn Kelly] should apologize to me, you want to know the truth."

– Donald Trump

August 08, 2015

"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her -- wherever."

– Trump on Megyn Kelly as debate moderator

August 07, 2015

"You call women you don't like 'fat pigs,' 'dogs,' 'slobs,' and 'disgusting animals."...You once told a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice it would be a pretty picture to see her on her knees. Does that sound to you like the temperament of a man we should elect as president?"-- debate moderator Megyn Kelly to Donald Trump"What I say is what I say. And honestly, Megyn, if you don't like it, I'm sorry. I've been very nice to you, although I could probably maybe not be, based on the way you have treated me. But I wouldn't do that."-- Trump, in his response"

August 07, 2015

"Donald J. Trump Excels at First Republican Primary Debate."

– Trump press release

August 06, 2015

"He's feeling unrewarded because Fox News beats him on the amount of money we make, on ratings and on popularity. I'm sure it's very depressing when he sits home at night and worries about it."

– -- Fox News chairman and CEO Roger Ailes on Jon Stewart

August 05, 2015

"I'm not sure we need half a billion dollars for women's health issues."

– Jeb Bush on federal funding

August 04, 2015

"Will take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven."

– Mike Huckabee on Obama

August 03, 2015

"I'd love that. She's really somebody who knows what's happening. She's a special person...No matter where I go, everybody loves her."

– Donald Trump, asked if, as president, he might seek Sarah Palin's advice or appoint her to a Cabinet post

August 01, 2015

"It was my phrase. I came up with it, and I had it copyrighted. And people see the biggest standing ovations...and all of a sudden some of the other candidates started using the phrase. But I had it copyrighted, so they're not allowed to use it. Which even surprises me."

– Donald Trump on "Make America Great Again"