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April 18, 2012

"I've never seen a less optimistic time in my lifetime in this country, and people wonder why...It's because government's now telling them 'Stop dreaming. Stop striving. We'll take care of you.'"

– Gov. Chris Christie

April 18, 2012

"If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

– Ted Nugent

April 17, 2012

"The real war on women has been the job losses as the result of the Obama economy."

– Mitt Romney

April 15, 2012

"Now Mom and Dad both have to work whether they want to or not, and usually one of them has two jobs."-- Mitt Romney, 1994"Even if you have a child two years of age, you need to go to work... I want individuals to have the dignity of work."-- Mitt Romney, January, 2012"I made a choice to stay home and raise five boys. Believe me, it was hard work."-- Ann Romney, last week"

April 13, 2012

"We stand for the values that make us Americans."

– Rick Santorum on Republicans

April 12, 2012

"I think many men are much more familiar with the failed policies than a lot of other people, as well as the general public."

– Herman Cain, on why more women than men support Obama

April 10, 2012

"Inspired a whole new generation of conservative Republican leaders."

– Gov. Chris Christie on George W. Bush

April 10, 2012

"The most important race in our country's history."

– Rick Santorum on the 2012 presidential contest

April 07, 2012

"We have a president who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps."

– Harvard graduate Mitt Romney

April 06, 2012

"The Navy SEALs shot Osama bin Laden in Pakistan and [EPA Administrator] Lisa Jackson shot us in Washington."

– United Mine Workers president Cecil Roberts on proposed greenhouse gas emission limits