Say What? Archive

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February 22, 2016

"Is it torture or not? It's so borderline. It's like minimal, minimal, minimal torture."

– Donald Trump on waterboarding

February 21, 2016

"You know, I did well in school, but for the life of me, I still can't understand what Doonesbury is all about. This guy is totally overrated, and he's created a false myth. I hope he finds some other character to draw."

– Donald Trump on G.B. Trudeau

February 20, 2016

"I've been so lucky in terms of that whole world. It is a dangerous world out there. It's scary, like Vietnam. Sort of like the Vietnam era. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave soldier."

– Donald Trump, talking about STDs with Howard Stern in 1997

February 19, 2016

"Pope Francis on Trump: "A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian."Trump on Pope Francis: "No leader, especially a religious leader, should have the right to question another man's religion or faith."Trump on Ted Cruz: "How can Ted Cruz be an Evangelical Christian when he lies so much and is so dishonest?"

February 18, 2016

"We're going to have an election, and if liberals are so confident that the American people want unlimited abortion on demand, want religious liberty torn down, want the Second Amendment taken away, want veterans' memorials torn down, want the crosses and Stars of David sandblasted off of the tombstones of our fallen veterans, then go and make the case to the people."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

February 17, 2016

"From Harper's Index:Number of refugees arrested in the United States on terrorism-related charges since 2001: 10Number of natural-born U.S. citizens: 320Number of people killed by political or religious extremists on U.S. soil since Spetember 11, 2001: 93Percentage of these deaths attributable to far-right-wing political extremism: 52"

February 16, 2016

"The greatest living artist and the greatest artist of all time."

– Kanye West on himself

February 15, 2016

"We're gonna have businesses that used to be in New Hampshire that are now in Mexico come back to New Hampshire, and you can tell them to go f*** themselves, because they let you down, and they left."

– Donald Trump

February 14, 2016

"Trudeau is a jerk. A total loser. A pathetic moron. A third-rate talent."

– Donald Trump

February 13, 2016

"Donald Trump, asked how he would deal with North Korea and Kim Jong Un:"I would get China to make that guy disappear in one form or another very quickly."CBS This Morning correspondent: "How do you make him disappear? Assassinate him?"Trump: "No -- well -- you know I've heard of worse things, frankly. I mean this guy's a bad dude."