Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
May 22, 2013"Each and every one of you are mentally f***ing retarded and you should be euthanized... Only the stupidest of the stupidest people end up on juries."
– 'Girls Gone Wild' founder Joe Francis, on the jurors who convicted him of assault and false imprisonment
May 21, 2013"Why did you build houses where tornadeos were apt to happen?"
– Pat Robertson, on recent storm deaths
May 17, 2013"Conservatives want people not to even have to think about government. It's kind of like an operating system in a computer. You just want it to work...Liberals want to run the operating system, and they want to use the operating system against you, or their political enemies."
– Rush Limbaugh
May 13, 2013"We're really puzzled here at Gingrich Productions. We've spent weeks trying to figure out: What do you call this? I know, you probably think it's a cell phone...But if it's taking pictures, it's not a cell phone."
– Newt Gingrich in his recent YouTube video, holding up a smartphone
May 11, 2013"I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, Kim, to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose."
– Dennis Rodman
May 09, 2013"They come in from a society where this occurs."-- Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Welsh, at Senate hearing, explaining 26,000 sexual assaults a year in the military"What did these geniuses expect when they put men and women together?"-- Donald Trump, on the same subject"
May 08, 2013"If you stay in it too long, you become Norma Desmond. I remember feeling, 'If you do not leave now, you won't leave with your soul intact.'"-- Glenn Beck, on why he left Fox News"Glenn Beck wasn't trying to save his soul, he was trying to save his ass. Advertisers fled his show..."-- Fox News spokesperson in response"
May 07, 2013"This project's really about 'F*** your laws.' You know what I'm saying? It's stepping up, being able to go, 'You know what, I don't like this legal regime. I neatly step out of it. Now what?' You know?"
– Cody Wilson, whose company announced that it has created a functioning plastic handgun produced by a 3-D printer, and plans to make the schematics freely available online
May 04, 2013"Some people wear Superman pajamas. Well, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. And Chuck Norris wears Jim DeMint pajamas."
– Sen. Ted Cruz
May 02, 2013"Have a quiverful of kids if you can."
– Mitt Romney, to recent graduates