Say What? Archive

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May 29, 2016

"Suggesting, actually lying in suggestions to the world that we were wrong to prove that we would eradicate evil in World War II. That America was wrong to respond to unprovoked deadly attacks on Pearl Harbor."

– Sarah Palin on Obama's speech at Hiroshima Peace Memorial

May 28, 2016

"This opens the door with all kinds of issues with men deciding one day they want to be women and then switching back the next day."

– Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, on Obama directive allowing transgender students to choose which bathroom to use

May 27, 2016

"I will be surprised if [Trump] puts [his tax returns out] -- I wouldn't understand them, so how are the American people going to?"

– Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort

May 26, 2016

"Get him out. Get him out. Out, out, out, out! Don't hurt him -- I say that for the television cameras. Do not hurt him, even though he's a bad person. Is there any place more fun to be than a Trump rally?"

– Donald Trump, as protester is escorted out

May 25, 2016

"I don't bring [Vince Foster's death] up because I don't know enough to really discuss it. I will say there are people who continue to bring it up because they think it was absolutely a murder. I don't do that because I don't think it's fair."-- Donald Trump"To be clear, the notion that this was a murder is a fiction, borne of delusion, untethered to reality and contradicted by evidence reviewed in at least six investigations -- one of them by Ken Starr, hardly a Bill Clinton defender. To say otherwise is ridiculous and frankly, shameful."-- CNN anchor Jake Tapper"

May 24, 2016

"His idea or talk is nonsense... A kind of propaganda or advertisement... Useless... There is no meaning, no sincerity."

– North Korea UN Ambassador So Se Pyong on Trump

May 23, 2016

"All-over-the-board crazy...A kook...I think he's unfit for office...I do not believe he is a reliable Republican conservative, nor has he displayed the judgment and temperament to serve as Commander in Chief."-- Sen. Lindsay Graham on Trump, Dec 2015 - May 2016"Graham urged GOP donors at a private fundraiser Saturday in Florida to unite behind Trump's campaign."-- CNN report"There hasn't been any change in his position."-- Graham spokesperson Kevin Bishop"

May 21, 2016

"Hillary Clinton wants to abolish the Second Amendment. She wants to take your guns away."-- Donald Trump, speaking to the NRA"You can kiss your guns goodbye...If she could, Hillary would ban every gun, destroy every magazine...and put your name on a government reegistration list."-- NRA chief executive Wayne LaPierre"

May 20, 2016

"Four more years of Obama and our country will never come back....Crooked Hillary has zero imagination and even less stamina. ISIS, China, Russia and all would love for her to be president."

– Donald Trump

May 19, 2016

"I'm going to be better to women on women's issues than Hillary Clinton and everybody else combined."

– Donald Trump