Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
May 11, 2013"I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, Kim, to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose."
– Dennis Rodman
May 09, 2013"They come in from a society where this occurs."-- Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Welsh, at Senate hearing, explaining 26,000 sexual assaults a year in the military"What did these geniuses expect when they put men and women together?"-- Donald Trump, on the same subject"
May 08, 2013"If you stay in it too long, you become Norma Desmond. I remember feeling, 'If you do not leave now, you won't leave with your soul intact.'"-- Glenn Beck, on why he left Fox News"Glenn Beck wasn't trying to save his soul, he was trying to save his ass. Advertisers fled his show..."-- Fox News spokesperson in response"
May 07, 2013"This project's really about 'F*** your laws.' You know what I'm saying? It's stepping up, being able to go, 'You know what, I don't like this legal regime. I neatly step out of it. Now what?' You know?"
– Cody Wilson, whose company announced that it has created a functioning plastic handgun produced by a 3-D printer, and plans to make the schematics freely available online
May 04, 2013"Some people wear Superman pajamas. Well, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. And Chuck Norris wears Jim DeMint pajamas."
– Sen. Ted Cruz
May 02, 2013"Have a quiverful of kids if you can."
– Mitt Romney, to recent graduates
May 01, 2013"We know al-Qaeda has camps over with the drug cartels on the other side of the Mexican border. We know that people that are now being trained to come in and act like Hispanic when they are radical Islamists. We know these things are happening."
– Rep. Louie Gohmert
April 30, 2013"If in 1995 you told me that in 2013, we'd have an African American president with a middle name 'Hussein,' who was just reelected to a second term in a sluggish economy, I would have said, 'Oh, he must have run against Mitt Romney.'"
– Conan O'Brien, at White House Correspondents Dinner
April 28, 2013"These days, I look in the mirror and I have to admit, I'm not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be."
– Barack Obama, at the White House Correspondents Dinner
April 27, 2013"We won't survive another 1,000 years without escaping our fragile planet."
– Stephen Hawking