Say What? Archive

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December 06, 2011

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– Jabberwocky, as understood by an iPhone 4S

December 05, 2011

"If the economy continues to be bad and if the Republicans choose the wrong person, I would do it. You need a big name, and you need big money. And guess who's got that?"

– Donald Trump, on reconsidering his decision not to run for president

December 02, 2011

"This is the highest turnout in Egypt's history since pharaonic times."

– Abdel Moez Ibrahim, head of Egypt's Elections High Commission

December 02, 2011

"I am going to be the nominee."

– Newt Gingrich

November 30, 2011

"I'm running for president because of the things I believe I think I can do to help this country."

– Mitt Romney

November 29, 2011

"We want a virgin to do a hooker's job."

– AZ state Sen. Lori Klein, on politics

November 27, 2011

"There is somebody I think is exceptional and truly comes the closest to embodying the spirit of Lincoln or Washington in this field [of candidates]. And I believe that it is Michele Bachmann."

– Glenn Beck

November 24, 2011

"I want a law that says, 'If you're trying to take out an American city, we're going to stop you.'"

– Newt Gingrich

November 23, 2011

"He is the most powerful person in America today."

– Alan Simpson on Grover Norquist

November 22, 2011

"Our genetic code still carries the selfish and aggressive instincts that were of survival advantage in the past. It will be difficult enough to avoid disaster in the next hundred years, let alone the next thousand or million. Our only chance of long-term survival is not to remain lurking on planet Earth, but to spread out into space."

– Stephen Hawking