Say What? Archive

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July 28, 2016

"Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing."-- Donald Trump"Russia is a global menace led by a devious thug. Putin should stay out of this election."-- spokesman for House Speaker Paul Ryan"Trump's appeal for a foreign government hostile to the United States to manipulate our electoral process is not an assault on Hillary Clinton, it is an assault on the Constitution."-- William Inboden, National Security Council member under George W. Bush"I was shocked to hear [Putin] mention the N-word...He doesn't like [Obama]...I think he's going to respect your president if I'm elected, and I hope he likes me."-- Donald Trump"

July 26, 2016

"I genuinely believe that if Trump wins and gets the nuclear codes there is an excellent possibility it will lead to the end of civilization. Trump only takes two positions. Either you're a scummy loser, liar, whatever, or you're the greatest...A stunning level of superficial knowledge and plain ignorance."

– Art of the Deal ghostwriter Tony Schwartz

July 25, 2016

"Fifty percent of our country is men, where I am doing very, very well. Record-setting numbers, folks. That's the good news. Let me give you the bad news. The women. I don't know what is going on with the women here..."

– Donald Trump

July 25, 2016

"I appreciate [Tim Kaine] having multi-cultural and speaking Spanish...but what Mr. Trump did, he spoke in a language that all Americans can understand. That is English...I didn't have to get a translator for anything that was going on at the RNC this week. And I'm hoping I'm not going to have to start brushing back up on my Dora the Explorer to understand some of the speeches this week."

– CNN commentator Scottie Nell Hughes on Kaine saying to a crowd, in Spanish, "Welcome to everyone in our country, because we are all Americans"

July 23, 2016

"This was probably one of the most peaceful, most beautiful, most love-filled conventions in the history of conventions."

– Donald Trump

July 22, 2016

"I alone can fix it."

– Donald Trump on the American system, which is "rigged"

July 20, 2016

"You are not known to be a humble man."-- Lesley Stahl"I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."-- Donald Trump"

July 19, 2016

"To think that [Melania Trump] would be cribbing Michelle Obama's words is crazy...This is once again an example of when a woman threatens Hillary Clinton, how she seeks out to demean her and take her down."  "

– Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort

July 18, 2016

"America is at a point right now of almost anarchy."

– Rudy Giuliani

July 17, 2016

"You Can't Always Get What You Want."

– Rolling Stones song playing over loudspeakers before Trump began the press conference to announce his running mate