Say What? Archive

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August 27, 2012

"At this moment in time we're quite literally looking at a hurricane here in Florida. We're looking at a political hurricane in this country. We are looking at a spiritual hurricane in our land. And it is time for each one of us to show up and suit up and stand up and realize that in this time and in this day we pour it out for Him."

– Congresswoman Michele Bachmann

August 26, 2012

"He's going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the U.N., and what is going to happen when that happens? I'm thinking the worst. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. And we're not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we're talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy."

– Texas judge Tom Head, on President Obama

August 24, 2012

"The fascination with taxes I've paid I find to be very small-minded."

– Mitt Romney

August 23, 2012

"I'm simply not enthusiastic about giving them hundreds or thousands of more pages to pick through, distort and lie about."

– Mitt Romney, on not releasing his tax returns

August 22, 2012

"We've given all you people need to know."

– Ann Romney

August 21, 2012

"There's nothing we're hiding."

– Ann Romney

August 20, 2012

"There's going to be no more tax releases given."

– Ann Romney

August 18, 2012

"Basically student is upset about quality of instructors; having to teach herself the material; the poor quality of the students in the class." summary of a Kaplan student's complaint"At Kaplan, the price is high and the instruction lacking. He is not happy with the quality of the faculty and says that lab experiences have been few and far and between."summary of another student's complaint"

August 17, 2012

"Poke the pain a little. Remind them of what things will be like if they don't continue forward and earn their degrees."ITT recruiter training materials"The complete and total lack of preparation, effort and desire to perform on the part of the instructor has made this course without any doubt in my mind the largest waste of time, money, effort, and resources since I have begun attending this school." ITT student"

August 16, 2012

"We would say the cost per term is approximately $4,800. The problem with that often times the student will automatically assume there are only two or three terms, and there is, in reality, five per year." a former recruiter at Westwood College"

– a former recruiter at Westwood College