Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
December 11, 2013"Dear Children, I regrettably bring bad tidings... My home in the Arctic is fast disappearing, and unless we all act urgently then I have to warn you of the possibility of an empty stocking forevermore. Please help me..."
– video message from Greenpeace Santa
December 10, 2013"The Democratic majority changed the rules of the Senate in a way that creates a Senate without rules."
– Sen. Lamar Alexander
December 09, 2013"I think it's outlived its usefulness. It may have been of some value back in the Great Depression. I would vote to repeal the minimum wage."
– Rep. Joe Barton
December 06, 2013"He was fighting against some great injustice, and I would make the argument that we have a great injustice going on right now in this country with an ever-increasing size of government that is taking over and controlling people's lives -- and Obamacare is front and center in that."
– Rick Santorum on Nelson Mandela
December 06, 2013"It is music and dancing that makes me at peace with the world... and at peace with myself."
– Nelson Mandela
December 05, 2013"The Senate, the president, continue to stand in the way of the people's business."-- House Speaker John Boehner"The House of Representatives is where commonsense, bipartisan policies go to die."-- Sen. Majority Leader Harry Reid"
December 03, 2013"Sharia law is now changing everything."
– Fox News anchor Heather Nauert, on a St. Paul YMCA swimming class for five-to-fifteen-year-old Somali-American girls, during which men are not allowed in the pool area
December 02, 2013"I look at how easily people are made to follow and made to believe things, and lied to, and act like sheep. There's a professor...a liberal professor named Noel Ignatiev, and he is actually teaching -- and I am not making this up -- he is actually teaching and telling white male students to commit suicide to benefit society. 'The key to solving the social problems of our age it to abolish the white race.'"
– Rush Limbaugh, falling for a satirical online post
November 30, 2013"These bins are for Wal-Mart employees to donate [food] to other employees. And where can Wal-Mart's low-wage workers find cheap food to donate? Wal-Mart. Anyone can afford food there... except people who work at Wal-Mart."
– Stephen Colbert
November 28, 2013"I never went to the bathroom in the toilet. Every game I peed myself. Six years straight I peed down my leg."
– NFL linebacker Channing Crowder on his 82 games with the Miami Dolphins