Say What? Archive

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March 17, 2016

"I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain, and I've said a lot of things."

– Donald Trump on his foreign policy advisers

March 15, 2016

"All rise!"

– Trump butler Anthony Senecal, to servants and club members when Trump entered the Mar-a-Lago living room. They all complied.

March 14, 2016

"[The protesters] represented Bernie, our communist friend...Bernie Sanders is lying when he says his disruptors aren't told to go to my events. Be careful Bernie, or my supporters will go to yours.""

– Donald Trump

March 13, 2016

"We have a law that doesn't allow right now waterboarding. [ISIS has] no laws, they have no rules, they have no regulations. They chop off heads, they drown 40, 50, 60 people at a time in big steel cages, pull them up an hour later, everyone dead...We have to be able to fight on at least somewhat of an equal footing...We're being a bunch of suckers and they are laughing at us."

– Donald Trump

March 12, 2016

"Part of the problem and part of the reason it takes so long [to remove protesters] is nobody wants to hurt each other any more. There used to be consequences. There are none any more. These people are so bad for our country. You have no idea, folks, no idea...They contribute nothing."

– Donald Trump, responding to interruptions during a rally

March 10, 2016

"You bet I liked it, knocking the hell out of that big mouth...He's not acting like an American, cussing me...He deserved it. The next time we see him, we might have to kill him. We don't know who he is. He might be with a terrorist organization."

– Trump supporter John McGraw, arrested for sucker-punching a protester at a Trump rally

March 09, 2016

"The Sun-Sentinel Editorial Board is not going to make an endorsement in Florida's March 15 Republican presidential primary because the kind of person who should be running is not in the race."

– Sun-Sentinel editorial

March 08, 2016

"We will get the right people, and we will do the right thing."

– Donald Trump on his foreign policy

March 07, 2016

"Policy is very easy."

– Donald Trump

March 06, 2016

"I backed Mitt Romney. You can see how loyal he is. He was begging for my endorsement. I could have said, 'Mitt, drop to your knees.' He would have dropped to his knees. He was begging."

– Donald Trump in Thursday night's debate