Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
July 01, 2014"It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a lookalike. Lucas' look-alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011. I will NEVER use Artificial Intelligence look-alike to voice what the Representative's Office is doing nor own a robot look-alike."
– Tea Party challenger Timothy Ray Murray, who received 3,442 votes in an Oklahoma primary race last Tuesday
June 28, 2014"I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer."
– Ann Coulter
June 27, 2014"Most people think Islam is a religion, it's not...It's a complete geopolitical structure and, as such, does not deserve First Amendment protection."
– Georgia congressional candidate Jody Hice
June 26, 2014"She'd probably get shot at the state line."
– Arkansas GOP district chairman Johnny Rhoda, on how Hillary Clinton would be received if she ran for president in 2016
June 25, 2014"I don't think it's divided at all."
– RNC chairman Reince Priebus on GOP
June 24, 2014"You can't effect change from inside the White House...You gotta have the money."
– Kanye West on Obama
June 23, 2014"I want to be remembered as one of the great CEOs of our time and of my generation."
– American Apparel founder Dov Charney, recently fired by the company for his "conduct with women"
June 20, 2014"A Kim Jong POTUS."
– Rep. Steve King on Obama
June 19, 2014"When George Bush realized his strategy in Iraq was failing, he said, 'I got it wrong.'"
– Former Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz, on CNN
June 18, 2014" "Rarely has a president been so wrong about so much at the expense of so many."-- Dick and Liz Cheney on Obama, June 18, 2014 "Once you got to Iraq and took it over, and took down Saddam Hussein's government, then what are you going to put in its place? If you take down the central government of Iraq you can easily end up seeing pieces of Iraq fly off. It's a quagmire if you go that far and try to take over Iraq." -- Dick Cheney, April 15, 1994 "We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators."-- Dick Cheney, March 16, 2003 "When I think civil war, I think Antietam, Gettysburg. I don't think we're there yet." -- Dick Cheney, October 25, 2006 "So?" -- Dick Cheney, when informed by a reporter that two-thirds of Americans do not think the Iraq war was worth the cost, March 19, 2008 "If there is one thing this country does not need, it is that we should be taking advice from Dick Cheney on wars." -- Sen. Harry Reid"