Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
February 01, 2015"I'm no theologian, but I suspect that Jesus would tell that God-fearing, red-blooded American sniper [Chris Kyle], 'Well done, thou good and faithful servant, for dispatching another Godless jihadist to the lake of fire.'"
– Fox radio host Todd Starnes
January 30, 2015"Get out of here, you low-life scum."
– Sen. John McCain to protesters interrupting Senate Armed Services Committee hearing by calling for Henry Kissinger's arrest for war crimes
January 28, 2015"Please stop using our music in any way...We literally hate you!"
– Drop Kick Murphys to Gov. Scott Walker
January 26, 2015"The good news is that there are more tools now than there were in the previous Congress."
– -- Sen. Lisa Murkowski
January 24, 2015"Of course. When you have a servant's heart, when you know there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested."
– Sarah Palin, asked if she is interested in running for president in 2016
January 22, 2015"The imbalance of far more women than men at colleges has been a factor in the various sex scandals that have made news in the last couple of years. So, what's the solution? One solution might be to impose the duty on admissions officers to arbitrarily admit only half women and half men."
– Phyllis Schlafly
January 21, 2015"Would it kill Republicans to crack a joke? I actually think for some Republicans it might. You know -- lighten up a little...So many Republicans run a Soviet-style campaign."
– Sen. Ted Cruz, speaking at SC Tea Party Coalition Convention
January 20, 2015"My mind is like a volcano. It's constantly spewing. I am amazed by my own endless creativity. I don't mean that to be egotistical."
– Geraldo Rivera
January 18, 2015"You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others."-- Pope Francis"
January 16, 2015"Although no one can agree on an exact figure, our dozen years of war in Iraq, Afghanistan, and neighboring countries have cost us at least $1.5 trillion...Recall that while Congress was considering whether to authorize the Iraq War, the head of the White House economic council, Lawrence B. Lindsey, was forced to resign for telling The Wall Street Journal that the all-in costs might be as high as $100 billion to $200 billion, or less than the U.S. has spent on Iraq and Afghanistan in many individual years."
– James Fallows