Say What? Archive

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July 02, 2014

"The greatest deception in the history of mankind."

– LA state Rep. Lenar Whitney on the idea of man-made climate change

July 01, 2014

"It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a lookalike. Lucas' look-alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011. I will NEVER use Artificial Intelligence look-alike to voice what the Representative's Office is doing nor own a robot look-alike."

– Tea Party challenger Timothy Ray Murray, who received 3,442 votes in an Oklahoma primary race last Tuesday

June 28, 2014

"I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer."

– Ann Coulter

June 27, 2014

"Most people think Islam is a religion, it's not...It's a complete geopolitical structure and, as such, does not deserve First Amendment protection."

– Georgia congressional candidate Jody Hice

June 26, 2014

"She'd probably get shot at the state line."

– Arkansas GOP district chairman Johnny Rhoda, on how Hillary Clinton would be received if she ran for president in 2016

June 25, 2014

"I don't think it's divided at all."

– RNC chairman Reince Priebus on GOP

June 24, 2014

"You can't effect change from inside the White House...You gotta have the money."

– Kanye West on Obama

June 23, 2014

"I want to be remembered as one of the great CEOs of our time and of my generation."

– American Apparel founder Dov Charney, recently fired by the company for his "conduct with women"

June 20, 2014

"A Kim Jong POTUS."

– Rep. Steve King on Obama

June 19, 2014

"When George Bush realized his strategy in Iraq was failing, he said, 'I got it wrong.'"

– Former Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz, on CNN