Say What? Archive

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November 05, 2015

"It's just not his thing."

– Donald Trump on Ben Carson and the presidency

November 04, 2015

"For six-and-a-half years we've had a gigantic party. If you want someone to have a beer with, I may not be that guy. But if you want someone to drive you home, I will get the job done."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

November 03, 2015

"You have this crazy Deborah Wasserman Schultz who is in there, a highly neurotic woman. This is a woman that is a terrible person."

– Donald Trump on the DNC chair

November 02, 2015

"Everything we love about America, all the freedoms our forefathers fought for, all of it is under attack by President Obama."

– NRA executive vice president Wayne LaPierre

October 30, 2015

"When a student shows up, [universities] ought to say, 'Hey, that psych major deal... that's great... but you realize you're going to be working at Chick-fil-A.'"

– Jeb Bush

October 29, 2015

"Every single policy she espouses has been demonstrably bad for women."

– Carly Fiorina on Hillary Clinton

October 28, 2015

"I saw somebody say, 'We want it over there where the women don't have to wear [the burqa]...And then I saw women interviewed. They said, 'We want to wear them, we've worn them for thousands of years. Why would anyone tell us not to?' They want to! Fact is, it's easier. You don't have to put on makeup. Look how beautiful everyone looks. Wouldn't it be easier? Right?"

– Donald Trump

October 27, 2015

"It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars. I came into Manhattan, and I had to pay him back, and I had to pay him back with interest."

– Donald Trump

October 26, 2015

"I'm a reasonable person. And if people can come up with a reasonable explanation of why they would like to kill a baby, I'll listen."

– Dr. Ben Carson

October 25, 2015

"That's like giving my wife the checkbook. I'm telling you, it's giving your wife your checkbook. 'Go spend!'"

– Maine Gov. Paul LePage on Question 1, a citizen initiative