Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
October 31, 2011"Donald Trump will never sue me because I know his big secret -- his biggest secret. And he knows that I know it. Donald Trump cannot afford to sue me, and he knows it."
– Lawrence O'Donnell
October 30, 2011"Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow."
– Steve Jobs' final words
October 28, 2011"Do not speak to him unless you are spoken to."
– email sent to Herman Cain staff re in-car protocol
October 27, 2011"It's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be."
– Rick Santorum on contraception
October 26, 2011"Black Flower in the White House."
– song about Condoleezza Rice, played for her by Moammar Gaddafi during a 2008 meeting
October 25, 2011"It's a good issue to keep alive. It's fun to poke at him."
– Rick Perry on Obama birth certificate
October 25, 2011"Disrespected around the world because of what President Obama has done."
– Michele Bachmann on the U.S.
October 24, 2011"From Parade Magazine interview with Rick Perry: You've seen [Barack Obama's birth certificate]. I don't know. Have I? You don't believe what's been released? I don't know. I had dinner with Donald Trump the other night. And? That came up."
October 21, 2011"Muammer Qaddafi, the dictator of Libya, declared that 'we'd be content and happy if Obama can stay president forever.' Such lavish praise...tells you much of what [Obama's] approach to foreign policy is and the audience to which he is playing."
– Mitt Romney, in his 2010 book No Apology
October 20, 2011"I am the most different candidate from Barack Obama than anyone on this stage."
– Michele Bachmann