Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
April 30, 2012"We're being held in a laundry room deep inside building - I need to get outside!"
– tweet from Geraldo Rivera during a recent Taliban attack in Kabul
April 27, 2012"You get these blogs out there, you know, Bottomfeeder, Buzzsaw, Buzzfeed, whatever they are, and they take a sentence out of context and it becomes a headline and pretty soon mainstream newspapers pick up on that."
– Jon Huntsman
April 25, 2012"We're going to do everything we can to make sure that [Romney] is, in fact, effective and that we as a team are effective both in winning this fall and then, frankly, in governing."
– Newt Gingrich, on ending his campaign
April 22, 2012"I'm not going to be intimidated by a bunch of bullshit."
– WVa Senatorial candidate John Raese, rejecting criticism for his comparing smoking regulations with Hitler's treatment of Jews
April 20, 2012"Hitler and Stalin, at their better moments, would just barely tolerate some churches remaining open, but would not tolerate any competition with the state in education, social services, and health care. In clear violation of our First Amendment rights, President Obama -- with his radical, pro-abortion and extreme secularist agenda -- now seems intent on following a similar path."
– Illinois Bishop Daniel Jenky
April 18, 2012"I've never seen a less optimistic time in my lifetime in this country, and people wonder why...It's because government's now telling them 'Stop dreaming. Stop striving. We'll take care of you.'"
– Gov. Chris Christie
April 18, 2012"If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."
– Ted Nugent
April 17, 2012"The real war on women has been the job losses as the result of the Obama economy."
– Mitt Romney
April 15, 2012"Now Mom and Dad both have to work whether they want to or not, and usually one of them has two jobs."-- Mitt Romney, 1994"Even if you have a child two years of age, you need to go to work... I want individuals to have the dignity of work."-- Mitt Romney, January, 2012"I made a choice to stay home and raise five boys. Believe me, it was hard work."-- Ann Romney, last week"
April 13, 2012"We stand for the values that make us Americans."
– Rick Santorum on Republicans