Say What? Archive

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February 13, 2016

"Donald Trump, asked how he would deal with North Korea and Kim Jong Un:"I would get China to make that guy disappear in one form or another very quickly."CBS This Morning correspondent: "How do you make him disappear? Assassinate him?"Trump: "No -- well -- you know I've heard of worse things, frankly. I mean this guy's a bad dude."

February 12, 2016

"You see these terrorists that are flying planes into buildings, right? You see our cities getting shot up in California. You see Paris getting shot up. And then somebody complains when a terrorist gets waterboarded, which quite frankly is no different than what happens on college campuses and frat houses every day."

– Eric Trump

February 11, 2016

"Now, listen, in this country I'm the son of a billionaire. I can't even have an opinion anymore. I could be Albert Einstein and they would discredit me as a horrible scientist."

– Donald Trump, Jr.

February 10, 2016

"Trump arrived onstage, to the Beatles' 'Revolution.'"

– from report on NH victory rally

February 09, 2016

"Under the definition of torture, [waterboarding] is not. Under the law, torture is excruciating pain that is equivalent to losing organs or systems."-- Ted Cruz"I would bring back waterboarding, and I would bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding."-- Donald Trump"

February 08, 2016

"With Congress you have to get everybody in a room. You have to get them to agree with what you want. You have to get people in, grab 'em, hug 'em, kiss 'em, and get the deal done. But it's got to be that deal that you want."

– Donald Trump

February 07, 2016

"I'm a Bush. Great. Doesn't bother me a bit."

– Jeb Bush

February 06, 2016

"An attack on one faith is an attack on all faiths... We have to reject a politics that seeks to manipulate prejudice or bias, and targets people because of religion."-- President Obama, visiting a Baltimore mosque"Always pitting people against each other... Look at today: he gave a speech at a mosque... It's this constant pitting people against each other than I can't stand."-- Sen. Marco Rubio"Maybe he feels comfortable there."-- Donald Trump"

February 05, 2016

"Based on the fraud committed by Senator Ted Cruz during the Iowa Caucus, either a new election should take place or Cruz results nullified...[He] didn't win Iowa, he stole it."-- Trump tweets"I don't care about that anymore...Who cares?-- Trump, the next day"

February 04, 2016

"I'll beat her rear end on that stage and afterward she'll be relieved that I didn't serve her with a subpoena."

– Chris Christie on Hillary Clinton