Say What? Archive

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April 16, 2016

"Billy Nye is as much a scientist as I am."

– Sarah Palin

April 15, 2016

"I wonder if President Obama would have attended the funeral of Justice Scalia if it were held in a mosque? Very sad that he did not go."

– Donald Trump

April 14, 2016

"I see plenty of people that die every day in hospitals and they have insurance. And they're in the hospital. But they still die."

– Idaho Gov. Butch Otter, defending not pursuing the state's option to expand Medicaid coverage

April 12, 2016

"These are smart people. These are people that know the Internet better than we do, and we're the ones that, you know, came up with it."

– Donald Trump on ISIS

April 11, 2016

"You have to treat 'em like s**t."-- Donald Trump on women, 1992"You once said the best way to treat women is to treat them like doody.""I never said that. It was attributed to me.""I see. So you treat women with respect.""I can't say that either."-- Donald Trump in conversation with Howard Stern, 1993"Nobody respects women more than I do. Not even close."-- Donald Trump, 2016"

April 10, 2016

"When you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families...They may not care much about their lives, but they do care, believe it or not, about their families' lives."

– Donald Trump

April 09, 2016

"It's not just, 'Would you rather be shot or poisoned?' Now it's 'This isn't so bad.'"

– Kellyanne Conway, head of Trusted Leader super PAC, on the evolution of Cruz's appeal to prominent donors

April 08, 2016

"I alone can solve."

– Donald Trump, tweeting after Taliban attack

April 07, 2016

"Even your friends are out to get you. They want your job, they want your house, they want your money, they want your wife, and they even want your dog."

– Donald Trump in his 2007 book, Think Big

April 06, 2016

"If I win, all of the bad things happening in the U.S. will be rapidly reversed."

– Donald Trump