Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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Say What?

February 28, 2016

"Doonesbury is one of the most overrated strips out there. Mediocre at best."

– Donald Trump

February 27, 2016

"If I become president, oh do [the New York Times and the Washington Post] have problems...I'm going to open up our libel laws so...we can sue them and win lots of money...We're going to open up those libel laws, folks, and we're going to have people sue you like you never got sued before."

– Donald Trump

February 26, 2016

"I'm always audited by the IRS...Maybe because of the fact that I'm a strong Christian and I feel strongly about it, so maybe there's a bias."

– Donald Trump

February 25, 2016

"If I get out, which I'm not going to do, Trump is absolutely going to be the nominee. End of story...I'm going all the way."

– Gov. John Kasich

February 24, 2016

"He understands the world better than anyone."

– Donald Trump, Jr., on his father

February 23, 2016

"They lied! They said there were weapons of mass destruction. There were none, and they knew there were none."-- Trump, on Bush Administration, during the South Carolina debate"[Bush] could have lied. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I guess you have to ask him."-- Trump, a few days later"

February 22, 2016

"Is it torture or not? It's so borderline. It's like minimal, minimal, minimal torture."

– Donald Trump on waterboarding

February 21, 2016

"You know, I did well in school, but for the life of me, I still can't understand what Doonesbury is all about. This guy is totally overrated, and he's created a false myth. I hope he finds some other character to draw."

– Donald Trump on G.B. Trudeau

February 20, 2016

"I've been so lucky in terms of that whole world. It is a dangerous world out there. It's scary, like Vietnam. Sort of like the Vietnam era. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave soldier."

– Donald Trump, talking about STDs with Howard Stern in 1997

February 19, 2016

"Pope Francis on Trump: "A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian."Trump on Pope Francis: "No leader, especially a religious leader, should have the right to question another man's religion or faith."Trump on Ted Cruz: "How can Ted Cruz be an Evangelical Christian when he lies so much and is so dishonest?"