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May 13, 2016

"For Paul Ryan, Trump is like bad chili."

– Dan Rather

May 12, 2016

"We will be the smart country from now on, not the dummies, okay? Not the dummies, because this is a movement going on."

– Donald Trump

May 11, 2016

"Changing America's ethnicity changes the idea of America."

– Ann Coulter

May 10, 2016

"Well this is a nice way to start off the interview. First of all, you should congratulate me for having won the race...You're starting off with a question."

– Donald Trump to CNN interviewer Chris Cuomo, when asked about his recent criticisms of Hillary Clinton

May 09, 2016

"His political career is over, but for a miracle, because he has so disrespected the will of the people...As the leader of the GOP, the convention, certainly he is to remain neutral, and for him to already come out and say who he will not support is not a wise decision of his."

– Sarah Palin on House Speaker Paul Ryan

May 07, 2016

"I'm not there right now. And I hope to, though, and I want to."

– House Speaker Paul Ryan, on endorsing Trump

May 05, 2016

"There has to be some form of punishment."-- Donald Trump on women who get abortions, back in March"He was asking me a rhetorical question, and I gave an answer. And by the way, people -- from an academic standpoint, and asked rhetorically -- said that answer was an unbelievable academic answer."-- Trump attempting to clarify, this week"

May 02, 2016

"We can't continue to allow China to rape our country. And that's what they're doing. It's the greatest theft in the history of the world."

– Donald Trump

April 30, 2016

"Folks, I'm a conservative, but at this point, who cares?"

– Trump, to California GOP Convention

April 29, 2016

"Lucifer in the flesh...I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch."

– former House speaker John Boehner on Ted Cruz