Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
September 29, 2015"The Bible says beware of false prophets...We got groups here in town, members of the House and Senate here in town, who whip people into a frenzy believing they can accomplish things they know -- they know! -- are never going to happen."
– House Speaker John Boehner
September 28, 2015"We will be submitting a bill to the next legislative session asking that a website be created containing the names, addresses, length of time on assistance and the benefits being collected by every individual on the dole...I hope this makes people think twice about applying for welfare...Some people are going to get harmed, but if it's for the good of everybody, that's the way it is."
– Robert MacDonald, mayor of Lewiston, Maine
September 26, 2015"He never really talks about issues and can't have more than a ten-second soundbite on any key issue...He's a very touchy and insecure guy."-- Sen. Marco Rubio on Donald Trump"He doesn't think about Marco Rubio. Marco Rubio doesn't mean anything to him."-- Trump spokesman Michael Cohen"
September 25, 2015"The same people who gave us Obama gave us this pope...He is a wolf in pope's clothing...A danger to the world."-- radio host Michael Savage"He wants to be a modern pope. All he needs is dreadlocks and a dog with a bandana and he could be on Occupy Wall Street."-- Fox News' Greg Gutfeld"Part of the globalist plan to destroy the world and usher in a one-world government."-- radio host Alex Jones"
September 24, 2015"Obama has been horrible. I will be great."
– Donald Trump
September 22, 2015"I think the thing [liberals] really love about gay marriage is how they get to ram it down the throats of the Christians."
– Rush Limbaugh
September 21, 2015"George Stephanopoulos:"Was president Obama born in the United States?"Trump:"I don't get into it, George...It's just something I don't talk about."Trump, 2012:"An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."Trump, 2012:"His mother was never in the hospital, they don't even know what hospital it was. His grandmother says he was born in Kenya...I'm not fanning flames."Trump, 2011:"I have people that actually have been studying it and they cannot believe what they're finding."Trump, 2011:"He doesn't have a birth certificate. He may have one but there's something on that, maybe religion. Maybe it says he is a Muslim. I don't know."
September 20, 2015"That's a clock, and I'm the Queen of England."
– Sarah Palin on Ahmed Mohamed's creation
September 19, 2015"We'll have more of everything."
– Trump on his presidency
September 18, 2015"New Hampshire man to Trump at event:"We have a problem in this country. It's called Muslims. We know our current president is one. You know he's not even an American. We have training camps growing where they want to kill us. That's my question: When can we get rid of them?"Trump in response:"We're going to be looking at a lot of things. A lot of people are saying that, and a lot of people are saying that bad things are happening out there. We're going to be looking at that and a lot of other things."