Say What? Archive

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January 01, 2016

"The level of stupidity is incredible. I'm telling you, I used to use the word incompetent, now I just call them stupid. I went to an Ivy League school. I'm very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words. But there's no better word than stupid."

– Trump on the State Department

December 31, 2015

"If you're from Syria and you're a Christian, you cannot come into this country."

– Donald Trump

December 30, 2015

"I fought my way to the top of corporate America while being called every b-word in the book."

– Carly Fiorina

December 29, 2015

"Star Wars spoiler: at the end, your life goes on unchanged."

– God, posting on his Twitter account

December 27, 2015

"His antagonism to Christians has been one of the most troubling aspects of the Obama Administration."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

December 26, 2015

"By the end of them, I'll be rockin'."

– Ben Carson on the GOP debates

December 25, 2015

"[Trump] would not exist were it not for Barack Obama. He is the antidote, in some people's minds, to the politically correct, divisive policies of Barack Obama."

– Jeb Bush

December 24, 2015

"She was favored to win, and she got schlonged. She lost."

– Donald Trump, on Hillary Clinton in 2008

December 23, 2015

"I know where she went. It's disgusting. I don't want to talk about it. No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it, it's disgusting."

– Trump, on Hillary Clinton's bathroom break during debate

December 22, 2015

"He would be appalled at these candidates. I don't think he would be a Republican. And if another Ronald Reagan came along right now, I don't think the Republican Party would accept him."

– Patti Davis on her father, Ronald Reagan