Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
December 15, 2011"A lot of people agree with me. They find it amazing, that out of -- that all of a sudden, miraculously, this birth certificate just appeared. People have questioned the birth certificate, and many people do still question it."
– Donald Trump, 12/5/11
December 14, 2011"Just like Reagan, I will tell the truth at the risk of causing some confusion with the timid."
– Newt Gingrich tweet
December 13, 2011"I'm not going to kiss his ring, and I'm not going to kiss any other part of his anatomy."
– Jon Huntsman on Trump
December 12, 2011"I'm surprised that Mitt Romney said 'no,'...Frankly, I'm surprised because he really wants my endorsement. I mean, he wants it very badly."
– Donald Trump
December 11, 2011"Something out of the Stalinist era."
– Sen. Lindsey Graham on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
December 07, 2011"No government in the world kills its people, unless it is led by a crazy person."
– Syrian President Bashar al-Assad
December 07, 2011"I've been casting The Wizard of Oz. Obviously, Mitt Romney is the Tin Woodsman, without a heart. Rick Perry is clearly the scarecrow. He illustrates the point that what's scary about people is not what they don't know, but what they know that isn't true. Newt's the Wizard of Oz. There's nothing there -- he's ginned up this whole big thing."
– Barney Frank
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– Jabberwocky, as understood by an iPhone 4S
December 05, 2011"If the economy continues to be bad and if the Republicans choose the wrong person, I would do it. You need a big name, and you need big money. And guess who's got that?"
– Donald Trump, on reconsidering his decision not to run for president
December 02, 2011"This is the highest turnout in Egypt's history since pharaonic times."
– Abdel Moez Ibrahim, head of Egypt's Elections High Commission