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January 18, 2016

"This country has become the dumping ground for the whole world, and it's going to stop."

– Donald Trump

January 17, 2016

"I am convinced that if this president could confiscate every gun in America, he would. I am convinced if he could get rid of the 2nd Amendment, he would... About every two weeks he holds a press conference talking about how he can't wait to restrict people's access to guns."

– Marco Rubio

January 15, 2016

"Let me tell you, ISIS and terrorists do not get their guns from a gun show."-- Sen. Marco Rubio on Obama's executive order, in last night's debate"America is absolutely awash with easily obtainable firearms. You can go down to a gun show at the local convention center and come away with a fully automatic assault rifle, without a background check, and most likely without having to show an identification card. So what are you waiting for?"-- al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn in a 2011 video"

January 14, 2016

"Nikki Haley says 'welcoming properly vetted legal immigrants, regardless of religion.'Translation: let in all the Muslims.""Trump should deport Nikki Haley."

– Ann Coulter tweets during GOP response to SOTU

January 13, 2016

"I wish that tonight he would announce, 'Hey guys, I've really been a failure as president over the last seven years and I'm gonna take off early cause I want to go play golf.'"-- Rand Paul, before the SOTU"Really boring, slow, lethargic -- very hard to watch."-- Trump on SOTU"A president who has failed us."-- Chris Christie on SOTU"Full of denial and defeatism."-- House Speaker Paul Ryan on Obama"

January 10, 2016

"I am brilliant. You know that, right?"

– Donald Trump

January 09, 2016


– percentage of New Hampshire primary voters who think President Obama is going to take all guns away from Americans during his final year in office

January 08, 2016

"I know the traffickers...These are guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty, these types of guys. They come from Connecticut and New York, they come up here, they sell their heroin, and they go back home. Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave..."

– Maine Gov. Paul LePage on his state's heroin epidemic

January 07, 2016

"I cherish women. I want to help women. I'm going to be able to do things for women that no other candidate would be able to do."

– Donald Trump

January 06, 2016

"[Ted Cruz] says 'We're gonna build a wall.'...He's a politician, so he wouldn't know where to start. I know how to build a wall. I know exactly how to build a wall. I know the footings. I know exactly how deep they have to go. I know everything."

– Donald Trump