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October 19, 2013


– how Karl Rove referred to Dick Cheney during the Bush presidency -- as in "Better check with Management."

October 18, 2013

"The vast majority of people see Obama and the Democrats as unwilling to compromise...I actually think right now that it's the Democrats who are seen pushing Granny over the cliff."

– Rush Limbaugh

October 17, 2013

"I want to punish these people. Sorry to say that, but that's what I want to do."

– Fox Business host Stuart Varney, on federal employees seeking back pay for time furloughed

October 16, 2013

"This party is going nuts. So many people I run into who are normal people -- and I hate to use that term -- they just can't understand what's going on."

– Rep. Peter King (R-N.Y.)

October 15, 2013

"It's time to tell Congress to go to hell. It's the right thing to do."

– Senior U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf

October 13, 2013

"We just want to help the American people get through one of the most insidious laws created by man."

– Rep. Todd Rokita on the government shutdown

October 11, 2013

"Your teenager comes to you, saying she wants to attend a dance. You have some misgivings, but you say okay because she's so passionate about the issue. Then you learn a vicious motorcycle gang may well show up at the dance, so you change your mind based upon best available evidence. And you protect your daughter from possible danger. Obamacare is like that."

– Bill O'Reilly

October 10, 2013

"Just as the Fugitive Slave Act was an overreach by the federal government, so too we understand that Obamacare is an assault on the rights of individuals."

– Rep. William O'Brien

October 09, 2013

"Don't fart and point at the dog."

– Jon Stewart on GOP

October 08, 2013

"As of today the United States is willingly, knowingly, intentionally sending arms to terrorists [in Syria]. Now what this says to me -- I'm a believer in Jesus Christ; as I look at the end times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry. We are to understand where we are in God's end times history. This isn't to cause us fear...Rather than seeing it as a negative, we need to rejoice. Maranatha, Come Lord Jesus. His day is at hand."

– Rep. Michele Bachmann