Say What? Archive

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March 25, 2016

"I think his campaign is opportunistic, race-baiting, religious bigotry, xenophobia. Other than that, he'd be a good nominee."

– Sen. Lindsey Graham on Donald Trump

March 24, 2016

"Barack Obama would have to be considered America's first Muslim president."

– Ted Cruz foreign policy adviser Frank Gaffney, in 2009

March 23, 2016

"We need to empower law enforcement to patrol and secure Muslim neighborhoods before they become radicalized."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

March 22, 2016

"He obviously loves his country. And maybe he doesn't like seeing what's happening to the country."

– Donald Trump, on the supporter who was arrested for sucker-punching an anti-Trump demonstrator

March 21, 2016

"I think you'd have riots. I don't know what's going to happen. But I will say this; you're going to have a lot of very unhappy people."

– Donald Trump on the outcome if he does not get the nomination

March 20, 2016

"This is serious rifle. This is serious NRA."

– Donald Trump on his sons

March 19, 2016

"Highly overrated and crazy... She is sick, and the most overrated person on TV. Everybody should boycott the Megyn Kelly show."-- Donald Trump"His extreme, sick obsession with her is beneath the dignity of a presidential candidate who wants to occupy the highest office in the land."-- Fox News in response"

March 18, 2016

"The doormen there are all good friends with Donald, on a first-name basis. They sometimes have breakfast together, and he feels like one of them."

– developer Abe Hirschfeld, on the doormen at Trump Tower

March 17, 2016

"I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain, and I've said a lot of things."

– Donald Trump on his foreign policy advisers

March 15, 2016

"All rise!"

– Trump butler Anthony Senecal, to servants and club members when Trump entered the Mar-a-Lago living room. They all complied.