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June 24, 2014

"You can't effect change from inside the White House...You gotta have the money."

– Kanye West on Obama

June 23, 2014

"I want to be remembered as one of the great CEOs of our time and of my generation."

– American Apparel founder Dov Charney, recently fired by the company for his "conduct with women"

June 20, 2014

"A Kim Jong POTUS."

– Rep. Steve King on Obama

June 19, 2014

"When George Bush realized his strategy in Iraq was failing, he said, 'I got it wrong.'"

– Former Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz, on CNN

June 18, 2014

" "Rarely has a president been so wrong about so much at the expense of so many."-- Dick and Liz Cheney on Obama, June 18, 2014 "Once you got to Iraq and took it over, and took down Saddam Hussein's government, then what are you going to put in its place? If you take down the central government of Iraq you can easily end up seeing pieces of Iraq fly off. It's a quagmire if you go that far and try to take over Iraq." -- Dick Cheney, April 15, 1994  "We will, in fact,  be greeted as liberators."-- Dick Cheney, March 16, 2003 "When I think civil war, I think Antietam, Gettysburg. I don't think we're there yet." -- Dick Cheney, October 25, 2006 "So?" -- Dick Cheney, when informed by a reporter that two-thirds of Americans do not think the Iraq war was worth the cost, March 19, 2008 "If there is one thing this country does not need, it is that we should be taking advice from Dick Cheney on wars." -- Sen. Harry Reid"

June 17, 2014

"Whether or not you feel compelled to follow a particular lifestyle or not, you have the ability to decide not to do that. I may have the genetic coding that I'm inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way."

– Texas Gov. Rick Perry

June 16, 2014

"As time passes, it'll be like the Hollywood sign...I have the hottest brand in the world right now, and there are those who are saying I'm doing Chicago a favor."

– Donald Trump on the controversial 20-foot-high 'Trump' on his new skyscraper

June 13, 2014

"I don't have a well-crafted response on that one."

– Professor of Economics and GOP Congressional candidate David Brat, when asked if he favored raising the minimum wage

June 12, 2014

"It's been doing that for centuries. It gets hot, it gets cold...Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Were there men that were causing -- were there cars running around at that point, that were causing global warming? No."

– Rep. Jeff Miller on climate change

June 11, 2014

"Sometimes it's right, sometimes it's wrong."

– Indian politician Babulai Gaur, on rape