Say What? Archive

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February 07, 2016

"I'm a Bush. Great. Doesn't bother me a bit."

– Jeb Bush

February 06, 2016

"An attack on one faith is an attack on all faiths... We have to reject a politics that seeks to manipulate prejudice or bias, and targets people because of religion."-- President Obama, visiting a Baltimore mosque"Always pitting people against each other... Look at today: he gave a speech at a mosque... It's this constant pitting people against each other than I can't stand."-- Sen. Marco Rubio"Maybe he feels comfortable there."-- Donald Trump"

February 05, 2016

"Based on the fraud committed by Senator Ted Cruz during the Iowa Caucus, either a new election should take place or Cruz results nullified...[He] didn't win Iowa, he stole it."-- Trump tweets"I don't care about that anymore...Who cares?-- Trump, the next day"

February 04, 2016

"I'll beat her rear end on that stage and afterward she'll be relieved that I didn't serve her with a subpoena."

– Chris Christie on Hillary Clinton

February 03, 2016

"There may be someone with tomatoes in the audience. So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell -- I promise you, I will pay the legal fees. I promise, I promise. It won't be so much 'cause the courts agree with us too."

– Donald Trump at a Iowa rally on Monday

February 02, 2016

"[Our Humvees are] the best in the world, armor-plated, top, bottom, all over. If a bomb goes off, our wounded warriors, instead of losing their legs, their arms, worse, they're okay. They go for a little ride upward, and they come down."

– Donald Trump

February 01, 2016

"Ted Cruz is a total liar... He's a nasty guy. Nobody likes him."

– Donald Trump

January 31, 2016

"Putin is a one-horse country: oil and energy."

– Ben Carson

January 29, 2016

"Unlike the other woman candidate in this race, I actually love spending time with my husband."

– Carly Fiorina

January 28, 2016

"I refuse to call Megyn Kelly a bimbo, because that would not be politically correct."

– Donald Trump