Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
November 17, 2011"It's so hypocritical, because we're not allowed to say 'In Jesus' name, Amen' because of separation of church and state, but their religion, they're allowed to beat up or behead their wife, legally in America, because we're open to all religions."
– Politichicks co-host Victoria Jackson on Muslims
November 16, 2011"I would return to that policy. I don't see it as torture." -- Herman Cain on waterboarding"If I were president I would be willing to use waterboarding. I think it was very effective...[Obama] is allowing the ACLU to run the CIA."-- Michele Bachmann"I will defend them until I die."-- Rick Perry on waterboarding and other techniques"
November 15, 2011"If you look at China, they don't have food stamps. They don't have the modern welfare state, and China's growing. And so what I would do is look at the programs that LBJ gave us with the Great Society and they'd be gone."
– Michele Bachmann
November 14, 2011"I happen to think that the communist Chinese government will end up on the ash heap of history if they do not change their virtues. It is important for a country to have virtues, virtues of honesty."
– Herman Cain
November 12, 2011"For every one person that comes forward with a false accusation, there are probably -- there are -- thousands who would say none of that sort of activity ever came form Herman Cain."
– Herman Cain
November 11, 2011"The ways the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed and taken most of it into their hands is as good as Stalin or Hitler and the evil guys."
– Mario Batali
November 10, 2011"We have a culture in Washington, D.C., where these corporate lobbyists have these cozy relationships with the people that they're regulating."
– Rick Perry
November 09, 2011"Rick Perry: And I will tell ya, it's three agencies of government when I get there that are gone. Commerce, Education, and the uh, what's the third one there...Debate moderator:You can't name the third one?Perry:The third agency of government I would do away with...Let's see. I can't. The third one I can't. Sorry. Oops."
November 09, 2011"I do view China as a potential military threat to the United States...They've indicated that they're trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have."
– Herman Cain
November 08, 2011"Only in Santa Cruz would you have biker wars over who's going to control pumpkin spice lattes."
– S.C. Deputy Police Chief Steve Clark, on Starbucks fight between Hells Angels and Vagos members